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garinda

25-09-2005 20:47

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Wanders back to my seat genuinely happy, but smiling not so genuinely at my fellow nominees.

Margaret Pilkington

25-09-2005 20:48

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pssst Garinda get that money in the bank.....you know who is about.

Less	25-09-2005 20:49

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Originally Posted by Roy

Roy staggers accidently onto stage and his man breasts are caught bouncing out of his string vest...

Yessshh, I knew it was worth stopping the strippers on.

garinda

25-09-2005 20:50

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

pssst Garinda get that money in the bank.....you know who is about.

I just intstucted Helmut to run out with it.:)

Gayle

25-09-2005 20:51

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Moving swiftly on.....

It's time to announce the winner of the Best joke/innuendo or pithy putdown.

And to announce the nominees and the winner we have the Queen of put downs - Joan Rivers...

Well hello little people, it's a great pleasure for me to be here this evening. I've always wanted to come to Accrington, I have a thing about men called Stanley. I'm a bit surprised that I didn't get a nomination myself in this category but at least my protegee did - oh, didn't you know that I've been feeding Tealeaf some of his best lines.

Anyway, without further ado...

The nominations for best joke/innuendo and pithy put down are

Tealeaf
Acrylic Bob
Neil
and Garinda

And the winner is..................

slinky

25-09-2005 20:51

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Slinky walks back from the toilets, rindy politly tells me my dress is stuck in the back of my knickers, I politly tell him, "I have none on sweetheart"!!!! lmao.

Margaret Pilkington

25-09-2005 20:52

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Well done Garinda......and you may win another one yet. I can see there being some very jealous folk

Gayle

25-09-2005 20:52

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......Neil

It looks like Neil can't be here tonight, is there anyone who can collect his award for him?

Margaret Pilkington

25-09-2005 20:53

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Slinky.......you nawdy girl....!

Len	25-09-2005 20:53

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well done Neil!!!

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/a...tid=4706&stc=1 http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/a...tid=4706&stc=1

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/a...tid=4705&stc=1

slinky

25-09-2005 20:53

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http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=...ges/giggle.gif welldone Neil.............................the funniest man on here I think. You deserve it.

Romps

25-09-2005 20:54

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hes just coming hang on hes at the bar

Margaret Pilkington

25-09-2005 20:54

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Well done Neil......applause, applause.

Tinkerbelle

25-09-2005 20:54

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

pssst Garinda get that money in the bank.....you know who is about.

I booked in to The Priory I'm a reformed character :D

WILL SOMEONE GET THE PAPARAZZI OUT MY FACE!
:camera8: SECURITY!!!

garinda

25-09-2005 20:55

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Quote:

Originally Posted by slinky

Slinky walks back from the toilets, rindy politly tells me my dress is stuck in the back of my knickers, I politly tell him, "I have none on sweetheart"!!!! lmao.

Well politely tells you I didn't know Ann Summer did a cellulite range!

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