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happyone 11-11-2003 21:08

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[smiley=lol.gif] [smiley=lol.gif] good one lettie

Tealeaf 12-11-2003 08:45

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Hey Lettie,

I laughed so much I P***ed my pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dizzy D 12-11-2003 10:30

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"WHAT IS POLITICS"

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me the president.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so call her the government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll call consider the working class, and your baby brother, we'll call him the future.

Now think about that and see if it makes any sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep.

Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with nanny.

He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of Politics now."
The father says, "Good, son, Tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "The president is screwing the working class while the government is sound asleep. The people are being ignored and the future is in deep doodoo."  

happyone 12-11-2003 11:09

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[smiley=lol.gif]

Tealeaf 12-11-2003 13:56

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...and another pair of pants today.. :D

janet 12-11-2003 16:21

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Good one dizzy. [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

janet 30-11-2003 16:42

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Who is never hungry at christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed.

happyone 30-11-2003 20:49

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get ya coat  janet lol  ;D

janet 01-12-2003 11:56

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Wow!! Does that mean i've  pulled or what. [smiley=surprise.gif]

happyone 01-12-2003 12:52

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;) you know u always  pulled  my cracker

janet 01-12-2003 16:17

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There's only one cracker i pull, goes by the name of JACOB. ::)

happyone 01-12-2003 19:18

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;D my middle name janet

janet 11-12-2003 10:10

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Mary had a little sheep
and with this sheep she went to sleep
the sheep turned out to be a ram
and mary had a little lamb

happyone 11-12-2003 12:38

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:-/ omg janet they getting worse  ::)

Tealeaf 11-12-2003 13:01

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Wam Bam thank you Mam


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