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Don't pick on poor defenceless children;)

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That is very true, except you were bullied off site :rolleyes::D

Why did you not fight them off with your walking stick? :p

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Defenceless :eek:, how long have you been away? I was attacked by them in the Railway a few weeks back. No wonder Mick thinks kids should be banned from pubs :D

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NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! My grandchilren don't do things like that. Well i have never seen them do it anyway. If they do just tell them you will report them to me. May work, may not :(:rolleyes:

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If I remember rightly Neil... it was them who were attacked by you! :p

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You really must be blind and have a terrible memory, I just mentioned her boyfriend and she attacked me - your fault for mentioning it when she was not listening :p

mmm now I think about it, it was your fault for telling me :D

It was ok though, Less looked at them and they ran away and hid :D

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I reckon she got my share of memory... cos she'll never forget it :p

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That's my girl. The younger one, that is. just like her Mum, stands no messing from the men :D

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Would it be useful to know his name :D;)

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Only if ya want worse than scowled looks Dave :)

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I don't know his real name, just the one her Mum teased her about. If I told you she would kill me if I ever see her again.

(ask her Mum I am sure she will tell you ;) )

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Today I met a none accywebber...

Mick and I were doing some serious research when a relative of an accywebber came over to join us.
She brought with her a young, (compared to us), friend, we had a good natter for about an hour, and we worked out during this short period she was in an advanced stage of 'foot in mouth syndrome', but no matter she was whimsically amusing and a nice enough person.

Then Mick announced that he was going to do some shopping then going home, he finished this statement with, "I'll see you at the usual time", (meaning 12ish tomorrow).

The young lady went very quiet and a mused look appeared on her face. "so", she said, "how long have you two been a couple"?

My turn for a confused look as I attempted between snorts of laughter and beer running from my nose, yes, she caught me with precise timing just as I was about to swallow a mouthful, (no doubt you ladies know the feeling).

I then had to explain, no, we aren't a couple he's going home to his wife and then we will meet tomorrow for another drink.

Must try to deepen my voice, something is going wrong somewhere.

:D

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hahaha

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So she thought you were a woman Less.
I wonder what she confused all that hair on your face for :rolleyes::D

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Obviously makes me look like a women's front bottom!

(Just so long as my beard never smells like one, I'll be alright).
:)

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I am worried about the women you have been with :eek:

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and I'm worried for the one's I might taint in the future, I'm such a caring soul. (Ahhh, soul did I hear you cry?).
:D

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Your right I did cry

I cried laughing about you thinking there will be some in the future :p:D

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:lol::signbeer::rofl38:

All I can say Less is put a larger pair of knickers on then there will be less of a squeeze n your voice will be two octaves lower. ;):p:D

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Knowing the standard I can stoop to, I know the supply won't dry up so long as I don't attempt an intelligent conversation with them, nothing worse than being put down mentally by a slapper.
:eek:

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ok i got told to put this on accyweb .. i can say i met 3 accywebbers today .. 2 for definate were standing on my front door step .. another waved .. bernard, graham, claytonender ... :D:D:D

happy bernard? :D:D:D

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be careful that much excitement in one day is no good for you :p :D

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i know ...:D:D:D

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She coulda met some others (again) on Saturday... if she'd have turned up! :eek:
Instead of making us all worry :p :D

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hey i apologised ..:D:D:D

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Yes, you did :)

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Well done Jen.

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Jen apologised :eek:........I'm gobsmacked :D :D

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thanks a bunch ..:p:p:p

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And i bet you where STILL in bed

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She was!
I rudely awoke her! :D

(By phoning her;) )

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Your such a polite girl, I would never have guessed you could be rude :p

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Where else would you expect her to be mick :rolleyes: :D :D

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I'd have rang the police myself jen:D:D

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Stay off the drink Neil :eek::)

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Sarcasm is the only humour I can manage, in under 18's anyway :D

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I take it you weren't quoting me?:p Polite? Hmmm Depends what I'm after ;) :D

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A question for you all .. whats this fascination with you lot and my bed .. none of you are ever going to see it .. is that why ..

i did nearly put something else but it is the under 18s .. :D:D:D

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That's why we all like it when your in bed, it means we wont see you :p:rolleyes::D

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saw anne in town today .. twice .. it took 2 attempts though for her to say hiya to me ... first time in the arndale outside wh smiths .. second time in M & S .. she also told me next time to prod her as shes always in a dream when out shopping .. so if anyone sees anne out shopping and says hiya to her and she dont answer back .. then you know what to do .. prod her!!!:D:D:D

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met anzac today ... she came to my house and we had an interesting natter .. shes going to bring me a book up about the men in stonefold who fought in the wars ..

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3 accywebbers well i think its 3 :D

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I'd just like to point out that the builders bum is not mine :rolleyes: :D

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Not big enough and no price tag tattooed above it, we'd already worked that out. At least that arse can fit in it's favourite Jeans.
:D

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Big mouth.......you'll eat them words when I can get in them again :tongueout

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whilst out with Neil and Jedi last night i stumbled on 2 very strange men, they amused me that much i felt obliged to take their pictures, just before the bearded one fell off it's perch

my apologies for the poor quality pics, it was dark and i couldn't find the flash on my phone :D

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Don't worry shaz........you'll soon get over it :D :D

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think it's gonna take a while for me to get over my poorly head Lynx, i'm still drunk

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Lmao...........self inflicted shaz, but what else could you do after all you must have needed something to keep you sane being out with those 4 :D :D :D

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i have a feeling they may say it was the opposite way round, it was funny when Less fell off the bench though, unfortunately he managed to get up before i could take a pic

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Glad to hear he was his usual graceful self, pity tho I'd have liked to have seen that pic :D :D

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It was Roy's fault he put something in my glass, more beer!

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rabbits and frog spawn

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Beat you to it, John!


I'll just switch my fan on ready for the first lump.....

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Ya Ken it was nice to meet you and have a good chin wag, just sit back now a wait:D:theband:

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Mick,Benipete, n Accylass had the pleasure of me fer a while this aft,:D

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Don't know who to feel the most sorry for, you 4 altogether. The mind boggles. :eek:

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Not much use without someone to blame are they?

Sorry I wasn't there, I was at the Scapegoat's Annual Meeting,

Here's an interesting result, too late for this election, but one proposal is to put forward a candidate who's only Agenda is that once smeared by the press will just turn around and for a comment say,

"Yep, it's my fault, I absolutely cocked up, I should have known better".

We reckon he'll be a winner, after all a politician that not only admits that it was his fault, but no come backs for him because that was exactly the policy he promoted that got him the votes.

At last we have a chance of Paradise.
:)

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Interesting post Less.

If its in the wrong thread let me know where it should be and I will move it for you :confused:

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As I said at the beginning of the post:-



The rest was just letting folk know what happened at the meeting, didn't think it worth putting in it's own thread.

:)

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um yes.. two strange men in the pics.. but who's the other bloke?...I reckon all this "care in the community" malarkey has gone to far :D

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cashy has just been for a brew ... and he got a choccy biccie as well ...

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yep good un as well.:D

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Your spoiling him Jen he'll want me to make a brew next time he calls:D

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cashy deserved his brew and choccy biccie ... he brought me a pressie .. i'll make cashy a brew any time .. :D:D:D plus he likes my garden posters .. :D:D:D

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the garden posters are lovely jen, ya should post em n share yer not being fair.:D

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what like this cashy ... :D:D:D

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So who are u voting for then jen??? :rofl38:

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Was thinking that Craig Ian Hall ... you know seeing as he knows all about credit unions .. :p:p:p

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I can cut those down for you as well if you like :p:D

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im actually just waiting to see how long they stay standing .... every year they go up .. someone comes along and knocks em down ... maybe this should be the next poll .... how long they stay standing ...

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yeh but this time if the CCTV is clear P.M. the heavy mob.:D;)

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now now cashy ... you know i wouldnt set cyfr and jaysay on them ...:D:D:D

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I'm digging my axe out tonight:conny:

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Might do better if the sign said "VOTE GORDON":D:D:D

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theyre still standing jaysay ... so i dont think they need a bodyguard but thanks for the offer .. :D:D:D i'll keep it in mind .. just in case .. :D

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You hiring Pocahontas to do the job then? That is cheating tut tut tut.

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met loads today including Tealeaf, in the watering hole.:)

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Was with a few accywebbers yesterday and we had a few drinks together. There was mummy Mez, littlepom who I have met before but had the pleasure of being introduced to Barrie Yates who I hadn't met before:)

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Well just bumped into Bernie, who introduced me to Barrie Yates n Littlepom, which was great as there top people, before that Lynx,Mick, Lancsdave, n Stanleymad, all had the pleasure of me.:D

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More Accywebbers in the Railway:D

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Didn't take ya long to lead em astray.:D

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Just getting them ready for the Accyweb meet:thepint::thepint:

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Think they'll need six months training for that mike:D

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Doubt they need any training:p

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A New member will Bernie, I wouldn't like to go in cold with Mike Less and Beni, without extensive training:D

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why not ... i manage it and walk out in a straight line ..:D:D:D

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Not very straight wi a gut full of absinthe.:D

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Have met quite a few Accywebbers in the last couple of days - Mick, Bernie, Cashy, Mez, Lynx, LittlePom, Paris, and a few others.
Thank you all for the welcome you gave me, look forward to the meet, I know that quite a few of the ones I have already met will be there.
Cheers everyone

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Have had a fair bit of practice up to now Jaysay :-)))

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That was an accyweb meet cashy ... theyre talking about the research centre on blackburn road .. and ive always walked out of there in a straight line .. :D:D:D

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yeh only cos yeh aint bin drinking since it was moved to yon.:D

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thats why ...:D:D:D

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Well today I nearly met an Accy Webber, think he's a member on here, now whats his name:confused::confused::confused: ah yes that's its Graham Jones, pushed a reminder to vote card through my letterbox and never called in for a brew, I'd have put sugar in it Graham, honest, anyway I'm right out of Cyanide:D:D:D

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Met quite a few accywebbers this week, on Monday the lovely MargaretP called round(thanks Marg). Then yesterday was at the Peel Park with Barrie and Little Pom and met Bob Dobson and his lovely wife, Tubbyless, Attarah and Mez was there as well. See how many I meet tonight:)

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Over the last couple of weeks. Littlepom and I have met a lot of Accywebbers. What fantastic people.
Thank you all for making us feel so welcome on our temporary return to the fold, we hope to be back again before the end of the year, so we hope that we will be able to see the ones we have already met and meet some more of the members who were unable to attend.
Very special thanks to Mick and quite a few others who know who they are.
Barrie & Littlepom

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yesterday went round to see polly45 .. was only nipping round to lend her a game .. 2 hrs later .. i finally got home!!! lol

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Poor polly, 2 hrs of u is a bit much.:D

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says he .. how long were you at mine ..when i made you that brew ... :D:D:D cashy she's known me since i was knee high to a grasshopper .. in otherwords shes known me for roundabout 40 years .. might be even longer .. i cant remember not knowing her!!! :D:D:D

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yeh but as well as being good company, i'm one hell of a catch.:rofl38::rofl38: