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Or is it the other way around?

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That makes more sense Spuggie ... he would probably be a mate of any potential attackers and done a deal .. tee hee.

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A good sound possibility that Katex :D

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Mind you, I had to stay a little longer to calm Lynx down ... was getting too excited by Neil's lower back view.

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No comment on that Lynx might punch me. :eek:

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and you promised me .... not keeping your promises cashy ... just wait till next time you call for a brew ....:rolleyes::p:p:p

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i know but lifes a bitch, when someones asks fer yer word, i just cannot break it.:)

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but i asked for your word first ...before that lot .... :D:D:D

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Thanks to everyone that made yesterday special for me.:theband:

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Happy birthday for yesterday Peter:D

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Belated Happy Birthday Benipete, hope you had a good un, sounds like you did.

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SSSSSSSshhhhhhhhhhhhhh Kate that's privilaged info :D

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if thats so, how come most of accyweb know?:confused:

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Because I didn't promise not to tell, in fact, told her I would.:)

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because we all know lynx .......:D:D:D:D:D

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There is one or two were i near were i live

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Awwwwwwwww I'm always good :p

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ish :D

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Yeah .... cheeky so-and-so eh Lynx ! After I showed great interest in 'The Neil's' geographical movement in the U.K. too .. :D

Well, I tried to get a picture of the Birthday Boy ... but was shy; Less was also throwing daggers at me .. unless I have misinterpreted this as his 'come hither' look :D: -

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Nah well misinterpreted kate, thats his "Me Pints Nearly Gone" Look.:D

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Slaphead then ? :D

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With the look on mick's face it must have been his round next, cashy :D

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Or maybe he was anticipating a wack round the head with that tennis racket:D:D

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That was my Noel Gallagher I wish the paparazzi would leave me alone look.
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Gosh Less ... the likeness/look is amazing... apart from he has a bit more on top than you :eek:

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Hahaha Pete ... took me a while there, but good one ... :)

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If you notice Mick has reduced the size and quality of the pic of me, (that's something I never expected to see quality & me in the same sentence).
When I first posted it I thought, Hmmm, that piccy is a bit big should I reduce it? Then I thought Nah, it will give a long suffering administrator something to do.

I just knew he couldn't resist. Though he managed to leave it alone for 9 minutes.
:D

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He might as well do something useful while he is stuck in the house and can't make it to the pub.

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Is that a roundabout way of telling me to reduce my pictures then .. ?

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Nope we have an Administrator for that, It was only too big to fit the other piccy alongside it that was all.:)

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Okydokey ... didn't realise you were a geometrical perfectionist ... :D

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I'm not, but I know a man that is.

I left the second piccy underneath the first, someone came along and tidied up after me.
:cool:

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Spent a splendid hour this aft wi Jen,Spugs, Less,Mick n Benipete,:)

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it was nice to see you cashy ... even though not in the railway .... there was a change of address today .. the researchers were in the last orders ..

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it must have been, but its embaressing ya saying so.:D

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you brought sanity to the last orders cashy ...:D:D:D

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Pity I couldn't get there.....would have got things back to normal :rolleyes: :D :D

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The subject change was remarkable.

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well we are back home today in the Railway:D:D

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Stop teasing me mick........just taking mac for his walk (I know I'm late) just test the ice and see if I can stay upright lol

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well ya aint far to fall short arse.:D

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You have a way with words cashy:D

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The poor girl has had to put with these sarcastic comments ever since she fell off her stepladders whilst painting the skirting boards.:D:D

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Excuse me............I don't do manual work :rolleyes:

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i always thought manual labour was a spaniard?:D

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This is what David1 got for his Birthday off shillelagh and Spuggie j :D

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lookin at the front were they pished?:D

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I hope that pint of orange wasn't kates:D

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:p :p :D

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A pint of orange in front of David......wash your mouth out jaysay :D

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I hope you mean the people who ordered it, not the manufacturer :)

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Why was it made by a one armed wonder? :rolleyes:

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I actually thought david wouldnt wear it ... :p:p:p

cashy dearest .. i call him cutie pie .. cant call him dearest .. thats yours .. sweetie pie is spugs .. :D:D:D

Neil .. thats spugs choice on the back .. my choice i dont think dave would have printed it ... and mick definately wouldnt have put it on this thread ..:p:eek::p

and i definately was sober enough to go and pay for it ..:D:D:D

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another accywebber knows where i live .. i may just have to move:eek: ... and he didnt have a brew ...:D:D:D

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Well I won't,I'm still in shock:eek::D:D

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Life is so unfair, there I was sneaking out of the Market hall fresh meat, fresh veg' with a plan to pick up some cider and marinate the lot.

I was accosted, neigh, attacked, "You're Less from accyweb aren't you?", now, she was a stranger, (after all I'm used to people dodging behind, goods on display just to avoid me).

"I don't go on there, (accyweb), very often, but I'm amazed to see you coming out of the Market hall with fresh meat and Veg'".

Taken aback is not how I could describe myself at that moment in time, I hesitated only for a moment, but it was too late she disappeared into the crowd.

Please mystery lady, whoever you are, when Benipete, Mick and I describe our lifestyle, it's a laugh, that's all, none of us could live in that fashion, we do actually eat, we only drink to a certain level, I'm sorry you caught me sober, another myth yet again deflated.

P.S. You looked much better walking away than running towards me, if you read this can I have your 'phone number, Granny?
;)

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Your infamy is spreading. :eek: But after this you might need to work harder on your image. :D

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Work Harder? its DESTROYED, deepest sympathy less.:eek:

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:end::bleedht:for poor Less. Can we help him at all?

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nothing can be done to retrieve this sad situation, even Haiti aids now getting through slowly.:(

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Oh cruel fate ! a chance meeting, a shattering of illusion, my perceptions of you Less now lie scattered & tarnished, to whom shall I aspire to now ??? :D :D I'll just go back & check out Cashy as a surrogate !!!

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You saying we have to give it up as a lost cause? We couldnt do that this incident has hit him for six not just into the stand but out of the ground completely. Got to help him it might change how he posts on here and cant have that!!!!

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Just because he was caught red-handed buying fresh meat and veg.does not mean he arrived home with it, nor if he did, he would know what to do with it.:D:D.

Post the ingredients Less and we can have a competition.:help::cook38:

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I only know one recipe.

Boil everything for several hours or until the bottom of the pan has melted through and the kitchen is filled with a sickly smog.
Call fire brigade, to assist in cooling.
Scrape remains onto a plate.
Leave on floor for a few days hoping the cat will dispose of evidence.
When contents of plate begin to move, transfer to bin bag & open window to allow fresh air to circulate.
Go pub and buy a sandwich.
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Hope ya have "Registered" that recipe mate? many would love to claim it as their own.:D

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At least you got the ingredients home.Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.:D:D

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That's what I forgot to get,:swear8:
Where in the market hall can I buy a bucket of Acorns?

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Of Tufty he will have plenty stashed away at this time of year

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You need to be really careful if your going to grab Tufftys Nuts :eek: I don't think he'll be real pleased about it :eek: so I suggest some gauntlets might be a good idea :D :D :D

that or be prepared to lose fingers:)

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Too Drunk to stay awake:hidewall:

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She closed her eyes hoping it was just a bad dream, when she opened them she knew it was not a bad dream, Less was still there :rolleyes::D:D

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I met Tosh today.

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Please can I nominate this as the most informative post at the next accyweb awards :rolleyes::p

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I will tie him to his favourite tree then mug him to get what I want. :p

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I was just walking home from meeting less and peter in the railway
just got to our street and a little silver car pulled up across the road as i was about level with the car a lady got out went round the front of the car, just out of the corner of my eye i saw this lady trip over a small pot whole in the road,
there was another person near her and asked if she was OK she said yes so he carried on walking so as she was still on the ground i went over to help her up
once she got up she looked at me and said "are you Mick" yes i said and that's how i meet CLAYTONENDER for the first time.:D

see some women do fall for me :D:tongueout

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Oy, this thread is called 'Today I met an Accywebber..' well today, I met one and it was Tosh. Just because I didn't go into some long drawn out explanation of how, where and why I met him doesn't make my contribution to the thread less valid! :eek:

And yes, just in case you ask, I am cross most days now, but that's because people make me that way. :p:D

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I am started to get worried about you, have you stopped taking those big orange tablets again? You remember last time you did they had to lock you up for a week :p:D

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Whoa..... steady Tiger, you're definitely heading down a slippery slope with that one !!! :D :eek: :D

What about what Tufty wants ? have you been to counselling ? is he in agreement ? :)

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That was a long research time .. just coming home now mick .. you sure the research facility can put up with the researchers being there for such a long time? :D:D:D:D:D

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Excuse me miss .. this is your second meeting with Tosh .. I introduced you to him on the Coppice at the celebratory celebrations... :)

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Ooops! In all fairness, i was a bit busy that day. :D Sorry Tosh.

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Not only met one today but fed her and her tribe as well. Maybe she might feel guilty now for bringing up her kids to abuse old people :D

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they thought they were talking to their great great grandad who's hearing aid needs new batteries .. :D:D:D

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Mmmm they were lovely!!
Now I really didn't think you were daft enough to encourage my kids to wanna come back Dave :p
We'll be there on Thursday ;)

I think by the time we got on the bus... you had reached somet like 85 :D

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He is not far off 85 already :p :D

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My grandchildren "abuse" old people? NEVER!!! :eek:

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Haha! You deserve karma for saying Dave is old... it won't let me give you any tho lol

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The thought was appreciated, thank you xxx :thankya:

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I agree with you she does deserve karma so I gave her some :D

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Tho there was many tongues poking out in the bus queue :eek:

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2 or 3 tongues?

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3 tongues:D

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Thank you very much Neil, that is very much appreciated. :thankya::thankya:

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If ya can't beat em... join em :D

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Thankyou Neil :D

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Don't be too quick it gets taken off when reported posts get deleted ;)

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Would they remove a post they believe to be true? :p

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True or not, bullying other members is against the rules. :p

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Ah but ..... the kids aren't members :)
I'm also led to believe... what happens off site, can sometimes stay off site :D