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Oh good.................its your round:drink::drink::drink:

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Dear,dear, the camera does not lie. What on earth will she be like when i move to Spain? Probably get in practise for when she comes over to visit. I think she should change her job to counsillor for alchoholics, then she can counsel herself. :mad: :eek:

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That of course is the only reason I attend the railway with them....
And what is it they say? If ya can't beat em... join em ;)

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Bitter is £1:50 Fosters Larger £1:75 Iron Brew £2:50:eek: Mild at £1:25 is a nice drink Accylass :D

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Strange that, because you always sit with us, we're on the cheap beer, the alcoholics are clustered around the bar with beer and whiskey chasers courtesy of the daily payments from the DSS.

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Then you drink it :p

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Your only jealous :p

And even if the Dss did pay you... you'd still drink the cheap stuff... ya'd just have more! :D

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I can't have more, unless, I can have my liver and kidneys removed and a stomach extension fitted, (I did have my leg's hollowed out a few years ago but now my knees have worn through and the leaks cause my ankles to swell).
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No you learn to drink it i will even get you a pink straw to go with the pint of mild:D

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Only if I can throw it all back up all over ya? :D

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Well try a half pint of Absinthe

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Now that I'll do!

But keep Less away from me :p

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Kinky!
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ok i know less likes women that drink absinthe:D

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As one that very rarely visits a pub, let alone drinks. I do not want to sound thick, but was is "Absinthe"?

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I have only ever known one such woman. So that hardly makes it a preference.

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Somet that would get ya so wasted that ya could even find Less and Mick irresistible hehe

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Hehe ask shillelagh
but its a very strong drink that gets you drunk from the feet upwards so i am told

Absinthe is historically described as a distilled, highly alcoholic (45%–74% ABV) beverage. It is an anise-flavored spirit derived from herbs, including the flowers and leaves of the herb Artemisia absinthium, commonly referred to as "grande wormwood". Absinthe traditionally has a natural green color but can also be colorless. It is commonly referred to in historical literature as "la fée verte" (the Green Fairy).
Although it is sometimes mistakenly called a liqueur, absinthe was not bottled with added sugar and is therefore classified as a spirit. Absinthe is unusual among spirits in that it is bottled at a very high proof but is normally diluted with water when drunk but not allways :D

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Wicked Pictures mick:D

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As I only come down very occasionally :rolleyes: It'll be a while :D

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Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Never be enough :D

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Think I'll say ouch now lol

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Lol!

Mick is making me go to the Railway AGAIN!
I have a course at 1 n he told me I have to go in before it :rolleyes: :D

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That wouldn't be drink it would have to be an extremely large lottery win, even I know that.

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How kind he is to your trainer, if Mick gets you drunk you may fall asleep thus avoiding asking stupid questions.

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That's just so ya can have plastic surgery tho.... for you to have a personality transplant they'll need a severe amount of alcohol! Even I know that ;) :p

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Ones like I ask Mick?
Are you going to the pub today.... stupid question! :rolleyes:

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Yes, I'm just going for a shave beforehand, I hope you do something similar.

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(Oh, the pain, the pain I can feel the bruises already!).

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Don't bother... we'll be able to see more of ya face! :p

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Today in the Railway:D
Just how much can you drink accylass before you go on your course:D

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That won't be you in your avatar then V? In a pub, holding a pint! :eek: :D

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Looks like accylass is going to need another hand when BP gets back!:rolleyes:

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Me Derek? Holding a pint of beer? That is the only time i drink, when on holiday, can't afford to here, too expensive.

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I have a rotten feeling that Mick and Less are encouraging AccyLass to drink. Not the other way round. Her drinking seems to be really out of hand now, 2 bottles and 2 pints and that's before she goesn on a course.

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Excuse me? We have a tradition to uphold anyone can come and join us, they can drink as little or as much as they wish, be it soft drink or alcoholic, when it's time for them to go we wish them a fond farewell and wait for the next arrivals.

Besides, at something like £2.40p a bottle for WKD we would prefer her to be on Coke (£1.10p), when it's one of our rounds.
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It's ok... I'm sure they'll balance it on my head for me! :rolleyes: :D

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Don't need to do that accylass , they have got Lynx1 in training too buy and carry your drinks !

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They do ... no respect for their youngers you know .... :D:D:D they did it to me ... i know em of old ... now im on orange and soda ...:D:D:D

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Is that not because you can fall over without a drink Shill? Orange and soda doesnt appear to prevent it, if you drank too, you would probably have more bruises... oh dear! I still think we need to wrap you up in cotton wool for your own safety, but put boxing gloves on you to a) protect your hands when you fall over, b) you can still give Mick and Less a thick ear without hurting yourself! :D

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If Shill did drink proper drinks instead of the orange and soda she would not feel the pain as much so 1 pint of absinthe would be good

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Would you like another shovel Mick? :eek: Ya gotta be wearing that one down now! :p I think you may have a fetish along the lines of getting beaten up by women! :eek: :D

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Is the Pope a Catholic:rolleyes:

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oh if only id seen this before i went to the railway today ....

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Keep searching the threads there's worse to come.
:D

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Its not my hands that hurt ...and anyway i can still kick em rather than give them a thick ear ... probably better kicking em ... i can kick harder ... :D:D:D especially when they sit opposite me ....:D:D:D

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You going to tell me where? :D

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Nope, you know where I live.
:p

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you sure about that ...:D

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I noticed one thing tho ... mick and less didnt stop as long as they did the other week ... could that be david1's influence ...:D:D:D

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Was AccyLass in pub AGAIN today? :eek:

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2 hours waiting for an answer V? mmmmmmmm, either the owd sods are asleep, or they dont fancy a beating...... or Accylass wasnt there! :D

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im pleading the 5th ...

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the answer to yer question is i'm saying nowt.:D

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I take that as a yes then, shall i? Boozy lot, wish i lived nearer then i could spy on you all

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I don't need anyone to spy on me, I'm a free agent and beholding to no-one,

If however rather than spy on us you wanted to join us you would be welcome whatever you drink.

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Can't have people thinking i drink at lunchtime Less, especially my young daughter :D :eek:

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Why not ... everybody else does so why not you ..... :D:D:D

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less..........

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Yesterday in the Railway:D
Does that answer your question Vera:D

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Mick you might need some body armour next time Jen is at the Railway. :D

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Why what have i done/said now:rolleyes::D:confused:

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Takin a photo of her. :p

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oh right well she did not complain when i took them

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I only went to deliver some plants...........I am innocent :D

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well mick

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10p for mick Jen, thats a bit cheap:D

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I thought it was expensive jaysay ... i wanted to go for 5p ... but accyman said 10p .... :rolleyes::D:D:D

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Since joining a couple of weeks or so ago I have met a number of Accywebbers cyberwise - you know who you are. Just as I remember Accringtonians of almost 50 years ago. I hope to meet some of you personally soon as I am having a couple of days there from the weekend after this. Thank you all for just being here.

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David looks like an old footy player. :eek:

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As for Mick well will leave that up to the members. :D

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"OLD" being the operative word :D

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cheeky ,I thought you was brought up better than that ? have you been drinking again Accylass ? :drunk:

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I wasn't brought up... dragged up, more like :D

Drinking today... nope... I visited them... and didn't have a drink so nerrr :p

Am gonna be drinking tonight tho :D

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Well how about a good malt whiskey comparison then?

Properly aged to perfection.:D

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CREEP!!!!!

Thought you were on my side .... david can put you up next time your down ....hang on ... you can stay here for the 10th ... move to davids AFTER i've got my birthday pressie ....:D:D:D


a girl has to get her priorities right ... :D:D:D

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And he's mowed the lawn... Ahem! :D

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Oy, AccyLass, i hope you don't think you were dragged up. :o:(:D

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Well... more like across really...

Dragged through a hedge backwards springs to mind :p

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Looks like AccyLass is in for a smack for being naughty. :D

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That was how your hair looked by the time you got to school

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damn i'd forgotten about that .... ok after hes mowed the gardens and i've got my birthday pressie ...

hows that? :D:D:D

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She aint big enough! :D

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Much better :) He will have been sat down for a good few hours :D

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Who ain't big enough? :tongueout

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Well Big Mamma of course :rolleyes: ....YOU! :p

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I think an apology is in order , Accylass ?

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Oh dear an Accywebber on Accywebber internet boxing match. :eek: Oh dear what have I started? Ach sod it get it on it will be fun. :D:D You get 3 2min rounds 1 fall 1 submition or a knock to win. :D

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Aww what ya got to apologise for David? :rolleyes:


:D I won! :D

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a dictionary for spuggie .....

boxing gloves for accylass and vera .....

black and white striped top and a whistle for david .... (hes the referee)

Ok are we opening the odds ... whos running the book? :D:D:D

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I want a rematch!!!! I did not see the result of this bout!!!

Vera 4/6 (mother is always right)

Accylass 2/1 (taking her mother on not a good idea)

Draw NO CHANCE

As for the dictionary I am getting that can be the prize for the winner.

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See Mum... if I had that webcam now that ya'd bought me... this'd be fun :D lol

PS... I'd either tell her I was pregnant n watch her have heart attack ;)

Or..... tickle her n watch her drop to the floor :D

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I didn't blow my whistle

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My beloved mother got bored n left lol

Apparently she watching Babylon Hotel :rolleyes:

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And why not!!!! That is bad refereeing on your part!! Off to the naughty corner and learn from it. :p

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Well i still think Accylass was well out of order , so i am giving her a yellow card !

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You would! :rolleyes: :p

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and just so that pete dont feel left out .... :D:D:D

(this was davids idea - not mine)


A full set of four!!!!

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oh and david told me where to find petes photo as well ......

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O.k. I back

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I did not get bored, i was taking a breather from all the excitement. Will get in a few comments whilst she repairs accyweb, she not big enough, except verbally, to take me on. I will ground her and send send her to her room for 3 weeks