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Old 27-03-2008, 19:42   #31
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So, oo is next for ze couch?
After you've had Acrylic Bob on the couch for the last two and half years I don't think I'll bother, I aint got that much stamina
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Old 28-03-2008, 02:06   #32
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Do you travel Dr Helga?

Not to me - i can get to your office but i think someone somewhere is in need of your ministrations still in Lancashire - there is a train station there but you would have to change at Preston to get there.
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Old 28-03-2008, 10:25   #33
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Dr Helga,
I am in urgent need of your help, are you any good at easing peoples phobias, if you are you're probably the person I've been seeking for a few weeks now, well since the 29th Jan, when I started posting again on Accy Web. I have this morbid fear of the initials GJ, please help and rid me of this blight.

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Old 28-03-2008, 10:27   #34
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Dr. Helga is very good, and I'd highly recommend her.

It's all down to her that I haven't been troubled with any swellings for these past three years.
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Do you travel Dr Helga?

Not to me - i can get to your office but i think someone somewhere is in need of your ministrations still in Lancashire - there is a train station there but you would have to change at Preston to get there.
****** that!! I will pay for Dr. Helga's Taxi
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Old 28-03-2008, 14:40   #36
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****** that!! I will pay for Dr. Helga's Taxi
You mean to say you get Ginger to donate the taxi!
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You mean to say you get Ginger to donate the taxi!
I wouldn't wish that on him!! I love him
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Im sure he has workmates you dont like very much ......
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Im sure he has workmates you dont like very much ......
I could have a nice little Blackmail scam going on here
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I could have a nice little Blackmail scam going on here
Now slinks it wouldnt be blackmail now you've told us all about it!!!
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Dr. Helga,

I need your help, whenever I drift off I have blurry visions of numbers and percentages dashing in front of me. When I manage to focus they appear to be council tax figures, I can't stop dreaming about them, what can I do??
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I need your help, whenever I drift off I have blurry visions of numbers and percentages dashing in front of me. When I manage to focus they appear to be council tax figures, I can't stop dreaming about them, what can I do??
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Gayle, I don't want the drugs...but have you by anychance got a spare packet of Kleenex........I have tears running down onto my keyboard......what a good laugh!
How come i missed this thread the first time around?

Vee need to start vith one probleem at a time - Margaret, perhaps you vis been peeling zee onions too close to your keyboard.

I suggest carrots instead of ze onions.
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After you've had Acrylic Bob on the couch for the last two and half years I don't think I'll bother, I aint got that much stamina

You vill definitely need zee drugs! i beleeve ze little blue diamond shaped ones are ze vons you vant for stamina.
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Do you travel Dr Helga?

Not to me - i can get to your office but i think someone somewhere is in need of your ministrations still in Lancashire - there is a train station there but you would have to change at Preston to get there.
Dr Helga is fine as she vis, she changes for no one.
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