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Old 10-09-2005, 20:41   #1
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Dr Helga is in the house.

It vould zeem zat many people have been upset lately about de zings zat are upzetting zem on zis zite. Zo, I ave been invited by my good friend Gayle to visit the zite and help out.

I am a qualivied psycho therapeest and villing to elp you all.

Firstly, Less - you are sad, ya! Get over it and start posting again and keep takeeng ze drugs!

Villow - you vant to elp people! Very onourable but you need to take some drugs!

Chav - you just need drugs!

Anyvon else vont assistance?
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Old 10-09-2005, 20:54   #2
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.

now that should definately be on the make you smile thread ,,,,,,,,
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Old 10-09-2005, 20:55   #3
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.

awwwww how sweet.....

now bog off

oh hang on

what kinda drugs you got there ...?

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Old 10-09-2005, 20:58   #4
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I zink you need to seetle down on ze couch. It might take a long zession to zort out all your problems, Chav.
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Old 10-09-2005, 20:59   #5
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actualy a long session on the couch sounds pretty good right about now
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Old 10-09-2005, 21:02   #6
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.

And I thought I was bonkers so I pass my crown to Gayle.
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Old 10-09-2005, 21:02   #7
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what do i need? wonders the insomiac.
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Old 10-09-2005, 21:06   #8
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Pleese to start. First ve need to look at some pictures, vat does zis remind you of
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Old 10-09-2005, 21:08   #9
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what do i need? wonders the insomiac.
Ze anser is easy my friend, you need to zit in a Counsil Cabinet meeting - I am zure you vill zleep easy after zat.
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Old 10-09-2005, 21:09   #10
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.

Doctor Helga darling, I have a terrible swelling, which is the bane of my life.

Should I have it lanced, or learn to live with it?


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Old 10-09-2005, 21:09   #11
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And I thought I was bonkers so I pass my crown to Gayle.

Zank you. I vill vear it vid pride!
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Old 10-09-2005, 21:12   #12
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Ze anser is easy my friend, you need to zit in a Counsil Cabinet meeting - I am zure you vill zleep easy after zat.
Or you cood try ze drugs!
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Old 10-09-2005, 21:13   #13
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.

My mummy warned me not to speak to people who tried to offer me drugs.


(Tippytoeing out of here quietly now before that scary Dr Helga sees me.)
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Old 10-09-2005, 21:14   #14
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Ze anser is easy my friend, you need to zit in a Counsil Cabinet meeting - I am zure you vill zleep easy after zat.
thank you dr helga thats one i aint tried yet lol
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Old 10-09-2005, 21:14   #15
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Doctor Helga darling, I have a terrible swelling, which is the bane of my life.

Should I have it lanced, or learn to live with it?


Rindy.
Ah, my favorite patient. You are een devinite need of ze elp. I vill be around wit ze ot scalpel zoon.
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