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Gayle

10-09-2005 20:41

Dr Helga is in the house.

It vould zeem zat many people have been upset lately about de zings zat are upzetting zem on zis zite. Zo, I ave been invited by my good friend Gayle to visit the zite and help out.

I am a qualivied psycho therapeest and villing to elp you all.

Firstly, Less - you are sad, ya! Get over it and start posting again and keep takeeng ze drugs!

Villow - you vant to elp people! Very onourable but you need to take some drugs!

Chav - you just need drugs!

Anyvon else vont assistance?

grannyclaret

10-09-2005 20:54

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now that should definately be on the make you smile thread ,,,,,,,,

chav1

10-09-2005 20:55

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awwwww how sweet.....

now bog off :D

oh hang on

what kinda drugs you got there ...?

Gayle

10-09-2005 20:58

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I zink you need to seetle down on ze couch. It might take a long zession to zort out all your problems, Chav.

chav1

10-09-2005 20:59

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actualy a long session on the couch sounds pretty good right about now ;)

SPUGGIE J

10-09-2005 21:02

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And I thought I was bonkers so I pass my crown to Gayle.:silly: :thankya:

cashman

10-09-2005 21:02

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what do i need? wonders the insomiac.

Gayle

10-09-2005 21:06

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Pleese to start. First ve need to look at some pictures, vat does zis remind you of

Gayle

10-09-2005 21:08

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Originally Posted by cashman

what do i need? wonders the insomiac.

Ze anser is easy my friend, you need to zit in a Counsil Cabinet meeting - I am zure you vill zleep easy after zat.

garinda

10-09-2005 21:09

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Doctor Helga darling, I have a terrible swelling, which is the bane of my life.

Should I have it lanced, or learn to live with it?

:(Rindy.

Gayle

10-09-2005 21:09

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J

And I thought I was bonkers so I pass my crown to Gayle.:silly: :thankya:

Zank you. I vill vear it vid pride!

Gayle

10-09-2005 21:12

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Originally Posted by Gayle Knight

Ze anser is easy my friend, you need to zit in a Counsil Cabinet meeting - I am zure you vill zleep easy after zat.

Or you cood try ze drugs!

WillowTheWhisp

10-09-2005 21:13

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My mummy warned me not to speak to people who tried to offer me drugs.

(Tippytoeing out of here quietly now before that scary Dr Helga sees me.)

cashman

10-09-2005 21:14

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Originally Posted by Gayle Knight

Ze anser is easy my friend, you need to zit in a Counsil Cabinet meeting - I am zure you vill zleep easy after zat.

thank you dr helga thats one i aint tried yet lol :)

Gayle

10-09-2005 21:14

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Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda

Doctor Helga darling, I have a terrible swelling, which is the bane of my life.

Should I have it lanced, or learn to live with it?

:(Rindy.

Ah, my favorite patient. You are een devinite need of ze elp. I vill be around wit ze ot scalpel zoon.

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