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K.S.H 27-03-2008 19:42
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Originally Posted by Gayle (Post 552827)
So, oo is next for ze couch?
After you've had Acrylic Bob on the couch for the last two and half years I don't think I'll bother, I aint got that much stamina :D

shillelagh 28-03-2008 02:06
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Do you travel Dr Helga?

Not to me - i can get to your office but i think someone somewhere is in need of your ministrations still in Lancashire - there is a train station there but you would have to change at Preston to get there.

jaysay 28-03-2008 10:25
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Dr Helga,
I am in urgent need of your help, are you any good at easing peoples phobias, if you are you're probably the person I've been seeking for a few weeks now, well since the 29th Jan, when I started posting again on Accy Web. I have this morbid fear of the initials GJ, please help and rid me of this blight.

Yours in anticipation
jaysay

garinda 28-03-2008 10:27
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Dr. Helga is very good, and I'd highly recommend her.

It's all down to her that I haven't been troubled with any swellings for these past three years.

slinky 28-03-2008 13:50
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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 553009)
Do you travel Dr Helga?

Not to me - i can get to your office but i think someone somewhere is in need of your ministrations still in Lancashire - there is a train station there but you would have to change at Preston to get there.
****** that!! I will pay for Dr. Helga's Taxi

shillelagh 28-03-2008 14:40
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Originally Posted by slinky (Post 553142)
****** that!! I will pay for Dr. Helga's Taxi
You mean to say you get Ginger to donate the taxi! http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/i...ons/icon10.gifhttp://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/i...ons/icon10.gifhttp://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/i...ons/icon10.gif

slinky 28-03-2008 14:41
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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 553149)
I wouldn't wish that on him!! I love him :D

shillelagh 28-03-2008 14:44
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Im sure he has workmates you dont like very much ......:p:p

slinky 28-03-2008 14:46
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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 553152)
Im sure he has workmates you dont like very much ......:p:p
:rolleyes::rolleyes: I could have a nice little Blackmail scam going on here :D:D

shillelagh 28-03-2008 14:49
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Originally Posted by slinky (Post 553153)
:rolleyes::rolleyes: I could have a nice little Blackmail scam going on here :D:D
Now slinks it wouldnt be blackmail now you've told us all about it!!! ;)

andrewb 28-03-2008 16:32
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Dr. Helga,

I need your help, whenever I drift off I have blurry visions of numbers and percentages dashing in front of me. When I manage to focus they appear to be council tax figures, I can't stop dreaming about them, what can I do??

lancsdave 28-03-2008 16:51
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Originally Posted by Cyfr (Post 553183)
Dr. Helga,

I need your help, whenever I drift off I have blurry visions of numbers and percentages dashing in front of me. When I manage to focus they appear to be council tax figures, I can't stop dreaming about them, what can I do??
Vote Labour :D

Gayle 28-03-2008 17:51
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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 552909)
Gayle, I don't want the drugs...but have you by anychance got a spare packet of Kleenex........I have tears running down onto my keyboard......what a good laugh!
How come i missed this thread the first time around?

Vee need to start vith one probleem at a time - Margaret, perhaps you vis been peeling zee onions too close to your keyboard.

I suggest carrots instead of ze onions.

Gayle 28-03-2008 17:52
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Originally Posted by K.S.H (Post 552916)
After you've had Acrylic Bob on the couch for the last two and half years I don't think I'll bother, I aint got that much stamina :D

You vill definitely need zee drugs! i beleeve ze little blue diamond shaped ones are ze vons you vant for stamina.

Gayle 28-03-2008 17:54
Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 553009)
Do you travel Dr Helga?

Not to me - i can get to your office but i think someone somewhere is in need of your ministrations still in Lancashire - there is a train station there but you would have to change at Preston to get there.
Dr Helga is fine as she vis, she changes for no one.


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