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Gayle

28-03-2008 17:56

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 553076)

Dr Helga,
I am in urgent need of your help, are you any good at easing peoples phobias, if you are you're probably the person I've been seeking for a few weeks now, well since the 29th Jan, when I started posting again on Accy Web. I have this morbid fear of the initials GJ, please help and rid me of this blight.

Yours in anticipation
jaysay

My friend Gayle eees most gratevul you do not have zeee fear of ze letters GK. Perhaps, zeees ees can be cured by aversion therapy, you must zeeek out ze GJs. You must confront zeee GJs.

Gayle

28-03-2008 17:57

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I vill address zee rest of your probleeems very soon.

jaysay

28-03-2008 17:57

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Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 553194)

Vote Labour :D

Never thought Dave it could be the the reason he's having bad dreams:D

garinda

28-03-2008 18:04

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Since my swelling was cured by Dr Helga, my only real problem now is keeping my mouth shut.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/164500...ngue150_ap.jpg

I've enclosed a picture, if it helps you shed any light on my inability to keep my gob shut.

flashy

28-03-2008 18:07

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dear Dr Helga, i have been away from this site for a few days, please can you tell me whats going on in the chat room? :D

MargaretR

28-03-2008 18:26

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Dear Helga, I play a lot of solitaire on my PC and win often
I have found that this has caused me to play solitaire in my sleep, but never win.
Can you advise me how to improve my sleeping game score?

flashy

28-03-2008 18:29

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Originally Posted by [email protected] (Post 553258)

lol i did it in 38 seconds the other day, was quite proud of myself actually ;)

Gayle

28-03-2008 18:38

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 553152)

Im sure he has workmates you dont like very much ......:p:p

I am ze leettle concerned by your 'ostilitee, Shillelagh, perhaps you vis needing to lie down on zee couch for a short vile.

Gayle

28-03-2008 18:43

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Originally Posted by Cyfr (Post 553183)

Dr. Helga,

I need your help, whenever I drift off I have blurry visions of numbers and percentages dashing in front of me. When I manage to focus they appear to be council tax figures, I can't stop dreaming about them, what can I do??

Oh, zis ees a seevious probleem, you vill need to eraze zee numbers. I suggest you count zee sheeep instead. Or zee alternative is to put a picture of any counseeelor be zee side of your bed, you vill then 'ave zee sweet dreams.

Gayle

28-03-2008 18:44

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 553248)

Oh Garinda, you are my zee most favoreet of my patients and now zat i have zeen your most recent problem I zink I like you all zee more.

Gayle

28-03-2008 18:46

Re: Dr Helga is in the house.

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Originally Posted by flashytart (Post 553249)

dear Dr Helga, i have been away from this site for a few days, please can you tell me whats going on in the chat room? :D

I am a psychotherapist not a mind reader.

flashy

28-03-2008 18:47

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Originally Posted by Gayle (Post 553279)

I am a psychotherapist not a mind reader.

could you recommend a mind reader then? :D

Gayle

28-03-2008 18:48

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Originally Posted by [email protected] (Post 553258)

Another of zee sleeeping probalems. I zink zee probalem is who you go to zee bed vith. If you go to bed with zee right person you vill alvays get a good score.

Gayle

28-03-2008 18:48

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Originally Posted by flashytart (Post 553261)

lol i did it in 38 seconds the other day, was quite proud of myself actually ;)

Speeed is not alvays a goood zing ven you are scoring.

shillelagh

28-03-2008 19:31

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Originally Posted by Gayle (Post 553275)

I am ze leettle concerned by your 'ostilitee, Shillelagh, perhaps you vis needing to lie down on zee couch for a short vile.

I was driven to it Dr Helga ........ has my friend slinky may agree.

I think i just frustrated - grangemouth is a long way away and long distance relationships .... :D

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