Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
 

Get back in here. I vill not ave you valking out on me.

Relax, take is eesy - I vill not bite. Unless you are requiring zee aversion zerapy to dogs.

Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
 

okay not stopping, just having a nosey...

really I was curious to rindy's swelling ;)

Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
 

Eet is not somezing you vant to look at. I vould be suggesting zee restraints if you ver to get too klose.

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Red actually saw my swelling Doctor Helga last Saturday night after our night out, she was shocked at how engorged and red it was I was very embarrased.

I used to be a patient of your older, taller sister's Doctor Ruth, but I desperatley need your help.

Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
 

Dr Ruth, she iz zee big phonee. I av zee anser to your probelems. Vat you need is zee paper bag on zee head. You vill still ave zee zwelling but no von vill see you emaressment.

Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
 

Thank you Doctor Helga, I will try the paper bag.

I was going to cut a hole in my shoes to let my bunion breath.:)

Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
 

I am glad too bee of zome azziztance. Next!

Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
 

Good evening Doctor Helga, I have a rather curious problem, I live in terror of having an accident that isn't my fault, What do you think I should do?

Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
 

Ahhh, zis ees zee interesting qvestion. I zee ve should be asking if anyvone else is skared ov you aving zees accident or not?

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There appear to be an awful lot of people on TV who seem as concerned about it as I am.

Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
 

Ave you been falling off zee TV?

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Well I didn't really like to say anything, but... yes! Well, I had to stand up there to get something from the top shelf of the cupboard. There I was, just about to grab my prize, when before I knew it the world turned upside down and Jan lewis was smiling down at me with instructions to tune into the ten o'clock news... I felt such a fool!

Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
 

Ah, now I av zee answer to your probleem. If you ave been feeling fools you only ave yourself to blame. Leave zem alone! Next.......

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So, oo is next for ze couch? Do you feel oppressed by ze Accrinton veb forcing you to post?

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Gayle, I don't want the drugs...but have you by anychance got a spare packet of Kleenex........I have tears running down onto my keyboard......what a good laugh!
How come i missed this thread the first time around?