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From what I hear Matty is on his way

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Two more with double barrelled names !
Dallison played at Cambridge on loan beginning of last season.
Forbes I think is a Northerner. He was at Preston's academy. Also played at Fleetwood.

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Got to commend Coley on the shrewd signings/loans he's managed to complete for the new season & to Andy Holt for backing his judgement.
I think we were all disappointed & concerned by the departures of Stanley stalwarts Pearson & McCarten and now, it seems perhaps, Omar Beckles???
Our goalkeeping concerns have, on last nights evidence, been resolved with the signing of Jorgensen.
Defenders Richards-Everton, Forbes & Dallison look more than competent.
Nolan gets better with every game & is proving to be a midfield general.
Jackson was truly inspiring last night & I'm certain will provide us with the goals we need.
New wingers McLeod & Sousa have shown real ability, albeit as super-subs.
Never felt more optimistic about our chances of promotion - ever!
:alright:

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Welcome on board, Mallik Wilks:

Wilks joins Stanley ? Accrington Stanley

http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.u...sion-1-8719281

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Sounds like a promising lad to me.:)

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Welcome aboard young man

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If Mallik Wilks is half as good as his agent, Then I'm sure he will be ok...Lutel James!

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middle name is coley

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Not being a scouser that got him through the door but seriously good luck lad and welcome aboard The Good Ship Stanley:)

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Dan Jewell ...

"He's through, bearing in on goal, one on one with the keeper, HIT IT, now, now Mr Wilks"

For the older ones ...

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I am one of the older ones, but you've lost me completely there young man .....

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Emmerdale Farm (as it was then) - does that give you a clue Chimer? The Woolpack? . . . . And I've just confirmed that I'm one of the older ones too :)

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I'm completely lost also, but seems Di's answered it fer us.:)

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Only Lutel could give his son the middle name 'Coley'!!

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Bloody hell have we got an Amos up next:eek:cracking sideburns though

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I'm pleased (I think :confused:) to say Emmerdale has never featured on my TV screen :eek:. I believe it features Clarets fans ;), but that's all I know :D.

Maybe we're just too old, Cashy?

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Possibly Chimer but dont think so, the boss watches "ALL" them sodding soaps,and i sod off in front room on computer until all the rubbish is finished,:D though must confess occasionally i have watched Corry, but only when me grandaughters been in it.

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Pray tell me who she plays Cashy?

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Here you go Kiwi

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Well yes actually you have Nige !.. in fact you've got a pair of us !.. one is bearded the other not, but neither of us sport sideburns !.. ( sighs ,...if only I could grow sideburns ! ) and neither of us would have touched Annie Sugden with a barge pole !.

Cue AccyMad....

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I think she was closer friends with Mr. Wilkes Alan :)

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Deadline day this week need bodies ideally 3 me thinks keeper defender and maybe a utility man hopefully Coley get,s who he wants and not rushed through last minute deals.

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think we need 2 defenders and a keeper in for we,re a bit thin on the ground with departures and injuries. hope we sign a beccles replacement full time and not a loanee.

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Jordan Thorniley - Defender, Signed from Sheffield Wednesday!

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Good stuff, not the familiar face someone hinted was supposed to be coming back on loan but still welcome news, we certainly need defensive cover

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Welcome lad, How long is his loan for?

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Well done Professor Coleman, and welcome on board the Stanley roller-coaster, Jordan.

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Till January Cashy

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cheers di.:)

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actually seen the lad play a couple of years ago when on loan at stockport county from everton. looked quite a cultured centre half and only 18 then. if he,s improved since then, a lot don,t however, he,s an exciting signing. my lad who,s a regular there blamed the form of the side going off after his loan period there.

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Max Stryjek, Keeper from Sunderland incoming on loan

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Is Jorgensen still at the club? Think I can remember him only signing on a short term deal

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I believe Jorgenson has gone Tom & our youth keeper being on the bench against County seemed to confirm that

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think it was only a short term loan for him, but must be the shortest short term loan on record.

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He just vanished without telling anyone.:eek:

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It wasn't a loan - he was a free agent. He was a non contract signing so both sides could do as they pleased. Did he fall or was he pushed ? Depends who you believe.

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I think Oldham are ahead in the race at the moment - but this kid is decent.

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Deadline day wonder who we will get hopefully some on contracts as I think you can only have 5 loanees in a match day squad.

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Diego Costa spotted on a bus heading in the Hydburn direction

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Now why would he come all this way to warm our bench? :p

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Tom Davies has opted for Coventry .......... guess it's all about budgets and ££

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Result !

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Keeper from Sunderland on Official site confirmed Polish goalkeeper Max Stryjek

Stanley loan Sunderland keeper ? Accrington Stanley

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Well done Stanley.:) Sunderland have had quite a few great keepers oer the years, lets hope this lads in that mould.

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As it was when he left after we missed out on promotion :rolleyes:

I see we've secured the keeper we wanted despite you thinking maybe Oldham were ahead in the race for him . . . . . . . . . .

In these two cases maybe your jungle drums were a little bit out of touch?

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Dan Jewell reports we have been priced out for a player from another league 2 club

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Is Carl Baker on his way to the Wham?

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On his way to China but he got lost!:130:

Not bad for a really intelligent footballer!:gooddog:

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Someone musta told him about the Kwong Ming thats how he got confused.:D

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Another central defender in on loan from Derby County, welcome aboard Farrend Rawson

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Not according to talk on ShrimpsVoices, somebodies auntie Nora has a friend who has a nephew who works in MacDonalds & he said Carl Baker has been seen 'around town' today - not that they think he's going back to them, Coventry seems to be his supposed destination

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Get a life.
Were we in for both ?
Yes.
Did we get one out of two ?
Yes.

I don't need jungle drums and by the way that is racist and you should be banned.

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Or maybe you should get off your high horse & develop a sense of humour - my comment was in no way meant to be racist & if you knew me you wouldn't have any doubt about that, i could just as easily said you got your wires crossed or something similar - jungle drums was just the first thing that i thought of, chill out

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You are a right pillock if you think accymad is racist, or just yer heads too big.,also you would NOT be a Stanley Fan for 2 mins if things were to suddenly change. So one like you should not be saying, a Stanley Fan should be banned,cos yer only here for a few seasons at the most.

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What a truly STUPID thing to say.



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28 please answer the PM I sent you last week!!

Di; no way will you be banned!!

I might be a "jobsworth" but not a chance of a reaction !!

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How can the expression ' jungle drums ' in this context possibly be equated with racism ?.
Perhaps you might attempt to elucidate for us all, and then, in failure, apologise to AccyMad for your unwarranted slur.

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Totally out of order. Anybody who knows Dianne will tell you that she hasn't got a racist bone in her body.

As Yonmon says, you ought to do the decent thing and apologise for that remark.

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Oh please - you say I don't get your humour - well guess what ? You don't get mine !!!

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To ask for a decent person banning on a site is not funny by any stretch, also a very poor excuse, which says much about yeh imho:rolleyes:

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That's been the unsuccessful comedian's answer since time began. :rolleyes:

The comment about jungle drums was so lame I assumed it must have been an example of your humour. Trouble is, it wasn't that funny.

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Another striker in...

https://twitter.com/baldy984/status/903340583158251521

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Now that's what I call a signing rumour has it Mullers is fit again,Rory has quit diving and The Gouck has lost a few pounds....League 1 here we come!

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Wow! Thanks everyone for the support - don't think I've ever purposely offended anyone on here & I didn't think I'd started tonight, glad that others agree with me. Cheers guys

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In fairness to Twenty Eight his comment about Jungle Drums seemed obviously like some sort of joke. Not hilarious, but clearly not serious. I'd put it down to an Internet misunderstanding.

Anyway, whilst it's yet to be seen how good the loanees are, I've got a feeling in me bones that Coley has got the missing pieces to his jigsaw. Div 1 here we come!!!

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To add some background to Twenty Eight's remark: someone equally innocuously used the term "jungle drums" a few years at a council meeting which bizarrely led to an allegation of racism. An investigation was held, at great expense, and the allegation was upheld. A later judgement (presumably more wasted money) overturned the ruling.

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And what, other than a waste of public money to the sound of political jungle drums, do we expect from councillors, lawyers, and judges ?:rolleyes:

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One more in, defender Callum Johnson from Middlesbrough - been a busy day for Coley, welcome to Stanley

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q e d !

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I don't need jungle drums and by the way that is racist and you should be banned.[/QUOTE]

Now LD it's your turn to elucidate and tell us all just where the humour exists or is implied in this sentence ?.
In no way could anyone accept it as an internet understanding, being nothing but cheap and thoughtless words intended to hurt an innocent contributor to our forum.

I totally agree that there is no hilarity whatsoever in the line... and in the absence of this I
would repeat that asking for AccyMad to be banned from our Forum is quite clearly a serious move !.

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Now LD it's your turn to elucidate and tell us all just where the humour exists or is implied in this sentence ?.
In no way could anyone accept it as an internet misunderstanding, being nothing but cheap and thoughtless words intended to hurt an innocent contributor to our forum.

I totally agree that there is no hilarity whatsoever in the line... and in the absence of this I
would repeat that asking for AccyMad to be banned from our Forum is quite clearly a serious move !.[/QUOTE]

NB. Slight correction !!..

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If I said that Accymad should be banned because she's gone blackface with her profile photo and that's racist (ie, her picture of a penguin) I'd assume people would not take that as a serious allegation of racism? They might then conclude it was some very poor attempt at humour since no other explanation exists.

The humour may be directed at the lunacy in which some innocent words or acts lead to allegations of racism these days. Rather than humour intended to be levelled at Accymad.

As I said, the Internet is not a great place in which to understand what was implied. I can understand why Accymad was appalled about what was written by the way. Maybe if Twenty Eight had followed up with a clarification that would have helped considerably.

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jungle drums eh. i,ll have to stop watching lex barker and johnny weismuller from now on.

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If 28's "you should be banned" was meant as a joke, and I think on reflection it probably was, a smiley might have helped to make that clear. Without one, my first reaction to 28 (who regularly annoys me anyway with his implications of insider knowledge) having a go at Di (who generally makes me laugh) was actual anger.

It's not what you say, it's the way you say it.

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How am I supposed to know who you all are ?
I didn't even know Accymad was a female ! Not that it makes the slightest bit of difference.
Smileys ? Too old for that rhubarb.
Clearly I am an annoyance and just rub you lot up the wrong way.
Every time I put anything you have a jibe - but that's acceptable.
I poke a bit of fun back and I'm ...........................
Happy to apologise to "Di" if she's taken it personally as an official request (as if).
So let's make it easy. I said before I'd leave the forum so that's what I'll do and just leave my membership in read only format.
Adios.

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q e d.

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Welcome to the Stanley, Mr. Johnson.
Let's now get back to the real business of football: winning matches.

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�� | Following the expiry of his short-term contract, goalkeeper Simon Bloch Jorgensen has left the club

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As far as i know thats complete balls! he left Before his Short Term Contract expired i was told.

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Bloody Chappers brings out all the wrong emotions in me. When he's in the team I wish he wasn't but as soon as we sign a replacement I wish we hadn't. It's the thought of that likeable looking fellow warming up game after game knowing he's not going to get a look in for the rest of the season that tugs at my heartstrings.

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Sexist should be banned

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Cashy no need for this testosterone frenzy pal you know they're clamping down on such behaviour:D

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Call me old fashioned, but I didn't realise 'Short Term Contract' was sexist.
I'm sure Cashy's reference to circular spheres referred to the inflated pigskin variety, a.k.a. - footballs!

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No it didn't !. :p;)

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John brought Kayden here from Barnsley super deal there's no doubt we've been talking about Jackson ever since the teams came out yea Kayden Jackson he don't mess around yea Kayden Jackson look out (any team) town. For the non J Cash fans its too the tune of, wait for it, Jackson

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Sorry I couldn't put it in simple line's.

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I suspect it's your phone that hasn't got a musical bone in its body.

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Thanks

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peter mingola won the game for cambridge today by all accounts

he is back in the side and had 2 excellent assists

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Peter?! Wrong name, wrong thread. Try former players.

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2nd verse.
When he gets near the 6yd box
defenders go-na (going to)stoop and bow
Kaydens go-na show them how to score goals
score goals like they don't know howww
yea Kayden Jackson he don't mess around
yea Kayden Jackson
look out (any team) town.

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Try Accrington in General Chat. This my be ok if we get an council Big Wigs up at the Wham.

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John Coleman has said today 8 loanees is not ideal and is currently working on 2 of them becoming permanent any ideas which 2 I,ll go for Tyler Forbes and Jordan Thorniley.

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Rawson will be one

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Not Wilks, nor Edwards....

Thorniley - good call :)

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Would be great if Thorniley was one of em.:)

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mentioned him to coley a couple of years ago when on loan to stockport from everton. my lad raved about him when he was there and understood myself after seeing him a couple of times. glad to see him here although he is a centre half by trade and not a left back.

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Is there any chance we can send young Jonny back to Hull tomorrow? Surely we could use that money on a player who is of use to us?

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Big season for Edwards ? Accrington Stanley

Hope not....................