Originally Posted by katex (Post 940243)

Ya' know ... I have been watching this incredulous new venture into Accrington with bewilderment ... am waiting any time for the monkey to pop up and assure me 'Just Kiddin' :

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 940244)

have yeh applied fer any vacancies kate or what?:D;)

Originally Posted by katex (Post 940247)

Don't be daft... my boobs well heading South now. Mind you, perhaps they could have special themed matinees for the Over 65's (are kinky people out there) Business will be slow during the week. Could serve tea and scones ?

Originally Posted by davemac (Post 940186)

the boisterous ones should get their bottom smacked, mind you there may be an extra charge for that

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 940244)

have yeh applied fer any vacancies kate or what?:D;)

Originally Posted by katex (Post 940247)

Don't be daft... my boobs well heading South now. Mind you, perhaps they could have special themed matinees for the Over 65's (are kinky people out there) Business will be slow during the week. Could serve tea and scones ?

Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 940698)

The first lines from tonight's LT:

ACCRINGTON’S first lap-dancing club is to open after plans were given the green light.

I would have thought the term red light would have been more apt.

Anyway, does anyone know if Eye Candy - for that is to be the name of the said establishment - will be doing Burka nights for the BEMs?

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 940699)

I'm sure there well Tealeaf there's no discrimination in Hyndburn;):D

Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 940701)

So they'll be having gay nights as well?

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 940747)

I do believe someone did open a titty bar for gay men, but it never really took off.