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Wynonie Harris 26-09-2011 09:33

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 936007)
and usually sport bear bellies in later life:D:D:D

So, Jay, are you telling us that your stomach is covered in brown fur? :eek:

jaysay 26-09-2011 09:46

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Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 936017)
So, Jay, are you telling us that your stomach is covered in brown fur? :eek:

:o:o:o:o beer belly Wyn:o:o:o another malapropism:D

mobertol 27-09-2011 09:05

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I much preferred the idea of a "bear" belly -sounded quite apt and cuddly.....not, of course, that I've had the pleasure of seeing J in the buff!;):D

jaysay 27-09-2011 09:24

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Originally Posted by mobertol (Post 936187)
I much preferred the idea of a "bear" belly -sounded quite apt and cuddly.....not, of course, that I've had the pleasure of seeing J in the buff!;):D

Don't let that bother you mobertol, its not a pretty sight these days:(:D

MargaretR 27-09-2011 11:18

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 936192)
Don't let that bother you mobertol, its not a pretty sight these days:(:D

I will now join our new member for 5 minutes in a dark room:s_sick:

jaysay 27-09-2011 18:16

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 936210)
I will now join our new member for 5 minutes in a dark room:s_sick:

That will be fine just glad I won't be there:do-one::p

accyman 28-09-2011 01:26

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i think this one strip club would effect the balance of the town :(


i suggest two strip clubs :D

jaysay 28-09-2011 08:42

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Originally Posted by accyman (Post 936374)
i think this one strip club would effect the balance of the town :(


i suggest two strip clubs :D

Excuse me its a lap dancing club not a strip club:p

MargaretR 28-09-2011 09:01

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Is this place for lap dancing, pole dancing or stripping - or all three - anybody know?

I ask because I have heard that pole dancing can be tastefully performed (not sure I was convinced of that but hey I don't intend to go and look)

PS I have always thought that lap dancers were strippers who sat on the laps of customers - correct me if I'm wrong.

jaysay 28-09-2011 09:28

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 936403)
Is this place for lap dancing, pole dancing or stripping - or all three - anybody know?

I ask because I have heard that pole dancing can be tastefully performed (not sure I was convinced of that but hey I don't intend to go and look)

PS I have always thought that lap dancers were strippers who sat on the laps of customers - correct me if I'm wrong.

Well I've never been to one but from what I've seen on TV they seem to be a stage further than Pole dancing, one of these young ladies gyrates infront of a chap, who pays her for her services, thing its definitely hands off though;)

Eric 28-09-2011 21:08

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 936416)
Well I've never been to one but from what I've seen on TV they seem to be a stage further than Pole dancing, one of these young ladies gyrates infront of a chap, who pays her for her services, thing its definitely hands off though;)

British lap dancing seems to be different from our version. The hands off gyration thing is something we call table dancing. The girl comes to your table and for a few bucks gives an up close and personal version of what she does on the stage. Lap dancing is up a lot closer and a lot more personal, depending on the club and the jurisdiction. But it sure as hell aint hands off:D

And how did the Poles get into this:eek: Something to do with the EU:confused:

jaysay 29-09-2011 09:05

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 936526)
British lap dancing seems to be different from our version. The hands off gyration thing is something we call table dancing. The girl comes to your table and for a few bucks gives an up close and personal version of what she does on the stage. Lap dancing is up a lot closer and a lot more personal, depending on the club and the jurisdiction. But it sure as hell aint hands off:D

And how did the Poles get into this:eek: Something to do with the EU:confused:

According to the rules its hands off Eric;):rolleyes::hothothot

Wynonie Harris 29-09-2011 16:22

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 936597)
According to the rules its hands off Eric;):rolleyes::hothothot

For somebody who's never been, you seem to know a heck of a lot about it! ;)

Michael1954 29-09-2011 16:30

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 936416)
Well I've never been to one but from what I've seen on TV they seem to be a stage further than Pole dancing, one of these young ladies gyrates infront of a chap, who pays her for her services, thing its definitely hands off though;)

Which channel is it on?

jaysay 29-09-2011 17:46

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Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 936703)
For somebody who's never been, you seem to know a heck of a lot about it! ;)

Research is a hobby of mine Wyn, its amazing just what you can find out on the WWW;)


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