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garinda

12-11-2011 15:38

Re: Lap Dance Club

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 947166)

well the good lord had 12 of um;)

What a coincidence!

Jesus had twelve disciples.

Rev. Kev had twelve people vote for him, in the General Election.

:D

walkinman221

12-11-2011 18:32

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 946850)

I think Accy should think itself licky

Is that a Freudian slip?:D:D considering the thread subject:D

Tealeaf

12-11-2011 23:38

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Originally Posted by walkinman221 (Post 947215)

Is that a Freudian slip?:D:D considering the thread subject:D

Licky or lucky - it makes no difference in the context.

garinda

12-11-2011 23:56

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 947311)

Licky or lucky - it makes no difference in the context.

Wednesdays, before nine, it's going to be a free blow for all fundamentalist Christians.

Yes, they'll give you a Biblical foot washing, for only five pounds.

They were going to go for authenticity.

But Health & Safety are insisting a complementary blow drying service, is more hygienic than drying feet with their hair.

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Mancie

13-11-2011 02:37

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 947173)

What a coincidence!

Jesus had twelve disciples.

Rev. Kev had twelve people vote for him, in the General Election.

:D

Why bother with this Rev Kev geezer when Accy Web has it's very own preacher of morals like ("shoot yer kids") Garinda, and his less than twelve disciples?.:D

garinda

13-11-2011 04:51

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Originally Posted by Mancie (Post 947322)

Why bother with this Rev Kev geezer when Accy Web has it's very own preacher of morals like ("shoot yer kids") Garinda, and his less than twelve disciples?.:D

Holy smoke!

It's Lazarus, back from the dead!

We thought you'd snuffed it for sure.

But no.

Bitter, wounded, still smarting, but he lives.

Praise be!

:angel:

garinda

13-11-2011 04:59

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Originally Posted by Mancie (Post 947322)

Garinda, and his less than twelve disciples?.:D

Jealously must be a terrible affliction, even a burden.

Besides, fair's fair, you've got cmoneileen in your 'better red than dead' corner.

Good luck.

;)

jaysay

13-11-2011 09:43

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 947173)

What a coincidence!

Jesus had twelve disciples.

Rev. Kev had twelve people vote for him, in the General Election.

:D

Bet you can name um to:D

jaysay

13-11-2011 09:45

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 947325)

Jealously must be a terrible affliction, even a burden.

Besides, fair's fair, you've got cmoneileen in your 'better red than dead' corner.

Good luck.

;)

Well in my case he's both red and dead:D

Leon Kelly

14-11-2011 13:54

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I received a report on it, However i think that it will all be in vain, Council have to follow a strict proceedure on Planning permission and license applications, In order for an Alcohol license to be refused it has to fall into one of the 4 licensing objectives being at risk, Complaints cannot be vexous, So it doesnt matter if he had 5000 signitures the same questions are asked, All he is doing is creating media attention for his church and making himself out to be the righteous one, However the guy who owns it managed to get a Sexual License without no problems, So if i was this guy i would ensure my solicitor utilises this part, Stating that how can a sexual license be granted but a license for alcohol cannot ???? Should Mr Lgan spend more of his time raising money for his church

Tealeaf

14-11-2011 18:54

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I've just heard there is now going to be a night of Kashmiri Lap Dancing. However, tickets are only available to elected members of HBC.

Mancie

14-11-2011 22:06

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 947324)

We thought you'd snuffed it for sure.

But no.

Bitter, wounded, still smarting, but he lives.

Praise be!

:angel:

I presume that's the Royal "we" your highness? ..and nice to know it's now red and blue corners (or how far up each others backsides you can get) instead of the non existent cliques :D

davemac

14-11-2011 22:23

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Originally Posted by Leon Kelly (Post 947972)

Should Mr Lgan spend more of his time raising money for his church

he is retired now, and as such does not have a flock or a pulpit, but that wont stop the "thou shalt not"brigade.

If people want it, then it will stay open, if nobody goes then it will close.

Market forces are more powerfull than a banged tambourine:end::end:

Mancie

14-11-2011 23:54

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 947380)

Well in my case he's both red and dead:D

Lovely stuff from the fair t'middlin tory "gentleman" of accyweb..:D..

Neil	15-11-2011 01:23

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Originally Posted by wadey (Post 947146)

I didn't sign the petition as I'm trying to get Lynn a job there

If you agree with having this club do you cross out a name on the petition?

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