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Not sure Michael, but if your interested you could always check the adult channels on Sky;)

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it's been given the go ahead

Green light for Accrington's first lap-dancing bar | Accrington Observer - menmedia.co.uk

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As I said way back in the thread, not something I'd be investing money in.

Still, if it upsets Logan, good luck to 'em.

:D

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Ya just love Rev Kev don't ya Rindi:D

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It's my Sunday school upbringing.

Though it's more pity I feel, than love, for the sick, feeble-minded.

Bless 'em.

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Me neither, but yeh would think Logan at his age should know by now surely,that if hes against it, many more including me, wish it well.:rolleyes:

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Well my religious upbringing actually agrees with him, although I don't, but I still think he's a bigoted prat, for want of a better word;)

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Just a thought - what will be the result of titillating the appetite of testosterone fuelled youths who will be back on the streets after the show.

Could we be prompting an increase in the incidence of 'flashing' and sexual assault?

I appreciate that some people enjoy porn - I just think that there is a place for it - at home.

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Groove thinks that the novelty of having such an establishment in Accrington will soon wear off...he thinks most successful lap-dance clubs are only successful in places like Blackpool which are Meccas for stag dos etc...Such an establishment in Accy will be lucky to survive 12 months.

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Looks like I now have the option of a different type of darkened room, and I dont think they will serve pobbies and complan

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Don't know.

Was there an increase in paedophilia, and child abuse, when the first childrens' play areas were introduced into public parks, in the first half of the twentieth century?

When the first lap dancing club opened in London's Leicester Square, I can' remember reading of any increase in sexual assaults in the area.

Nor did I notice any flashers in the vicinity, as I walked past there twice daily.

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Who'll be all right in our calm room now Dave seeing all the noisy boisterous types are now in the naughty room:D

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I still don't think Accrington's the right place for a lap dancing club, it's too small. Also I like quattros which will be underneath, I just hope the noise from above doesn't intrude, and there isn't disruption from the people coming and going to and from the club!

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the boisterous ones should get their bottom smacked, mind you there may be an extra charge for that

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They will if you ring ahead of your visit, and let them know of your 'special needs';):D

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Ya' know ... I have been watching this incredulous new venture into Accrington with bewilderment ... am waiting any time for the monkey to pop up and assure me 'Just Kiddin' :

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have yeh applied fer any vacancies kate or what?:D;)

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Twenty quid an hour plus tips, bring your own costume. ;)

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Don't be daft... my boobs well heading South now. Mind you, perhaps they could have special themed matinees for the Over 65's (are kinky people out there) Business will be slow during the week. Could serve tea and scones ?

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Well chuck,if yeh walk around accy as often as i do, perhaps it aint as daft as it it seems.;)

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No Dave they get that at the lapdance club:D

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That was going to be my question for Kate too cashy, great minds (or sumat) think alike:rolleyes::D;)

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Save me a front row seat on wednesdays please Kate :Der will there be a lift to the first floor:confused::confused::D

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The first lines from tonight's LT:

ACCRINGTON’S first lap-dancing club is to open after plans were given the green light.

I would have thought the term red light would have been more apt.

Anyway, does anyone know if Eye Candy - for that is to be the name of the said establishment - will be doing Burka nights for the BEMs?

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I'm sure there well Tealeaf there's no discrimination in Hyndburn;):D

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So they'll be having gay nights as well?

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Yes, lesbians get free entry before eight on Tuesdays.

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I do believe someone did open a titty bar for gay men, but it never really took off.

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Bet it did a belly flop:D:D

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There is an article in the Guardian today reviewing a book in which the dancers reveal 'their side of the story'
The truth about life as a lap-dancer | Life and style | The Guardian

It sounds rather 'seedy' :(

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Ya I would think reading the Guardian is Margaret;)

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I think Accy should think itself licky that its going to have one lap dancing club. They're shutting 'em all down here:

BBC News - Could the East End become a strip-club free zone?

That's what happens when you get sharia law. Still, I suppose Accy will be the same in about 5 years. So enjoy it while you can.

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Groove has inside knowledge about a ladies only night at the new lap-dance club. Groove has been invited to take part in a chippendales/ full monte type dance troupe and is looking forward to it. He may be able to arrange complimentary tickets for the ladies of Accyweb if they speak to him nicely.

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I've no moral objection to the place opening here.

People do muckier, harder, more demeaning jobs, than shaking your wobbly bits, to earn a crust.

I still think it's not something I'd invest in.

It's an already saturated market place, and I don't think Accrington's much of a draw as a stag party destination, compared to Prague, Amsterdam, or even Blackpool.

Locals will soon find the novelty wears off, when they see the price they're paying for their pints, and they realise they can watch girls jiggle for free, in every other bar and pub in Accy.

:Banane20:

:rolleyes:

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Wonder if the dancers will have the price on the soles or their shoes:confused:;)

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Spoken like a true ex-Old Bank regular! ;)

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Too right Wyn too right, you have to remember my mate was the landlord there once:D:D

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If we've got all these 'pound stores' in Accy.....then maybe it's a 'pound' per lap dance?

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The Rev Kev's set up in the town centre last Sat was a trestle table and some posters that said ( and I quote, no word of a lie) "Petition for lap dance club" so the 600+ folk who have allegedly signed it might well have been in favour!
I am sick of him sticking his holier than thou nose into everything; the place would generate business rates for the council and apparently create 22 jobs as well as potentially helping the town's flagging nightlife.
If he doesn't like, don't go there, I can't imagine him sticking a tenner down some dancer's thong.
This is the same bloke who once called me a satanist for wearing a t-shirt with the name of a heavy metal band on it, get real Kev.:mosher:

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He knows you well then linds:D.How are the rest of the coven by the way:D

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Lindsay he's a fruit and nut case, its easy really, if you don't like it don't go, simples:dflam:

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Yep no likee no lookiee

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I saw him there too.

I gave him my evil eyed stare.

I was just about to go and overturn his trestle table, when I started talking in tongues.

Exhausted, I had to go and look for somewhere to sit down.

:D

My lovely Mum's only ever written one poison pen letter in her life. Signed, of course. She fears no one, especially him.

This odious little publicity seeker was the recipient.

After coming out with all the crud he did in the eighties, about AIDS being sent by God, to rid the world of sinners.

He never had the manners to reply to my dear Ma.

He once popped up on here.

I asked him if all the hundreds of thousands of children, who nowadays die each year in Africa, were also sinners. Seeing as it was their HIV positive status that resulted in their sad, untimely deaths.

Like mum, I'm still waiting for his reply.

I'm quite certain if Jesus popped down Accy last weekend, he'd have overturned this pathetic man's table. After telling him he was a vain, cruel, worthless being.

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I havent read all the comments prior to this as its 10 pages long, But i think that with all due respect Mr Logans and his proffesion, does amaze me how these people seem to think that we should all live in the dark ages, But even in the dark ages there was a sex industry that politicians and other heads of state utilised, I just dont see his angle on this, Manchester, Preston, Blackpool, Burnley all had Lap Dancing bars and i just think its a buisness, I know a few girls who work in these bars and when ive asked them how do they feel over it do they feel exploited, there response is the same The can make £500.00 in one night and there not being forced.... What next Mr Logan.... Dont buy the Sun newspaper ban PAGE 3 ... Come on behave were in 2011

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Exactly.

Sexuality has been used as some sort of commodity, since long before Biblical times.

I firmly believe, besides getting off on their own self-fuelled publicity, and loving the sound of their own voice, that all those moral crusaders do so because it gives them some cheap thrill, and a strange, damp, moistness, in the nether regions department.

We need jobs.

Not preaching prats.

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£500 a night sounds pretty good to me -4 Saturdays a month and you can be earning as much as some people get on benefits, and it's good excercise. Might get the odd free drink thrown in too...

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To be honest im in town tomorrow so im going to pop down and have a word, at the end of the day i own a venue in the town and if it creates more jobs and people into town, then whats the problem, 600 signitures from who ???? i may ask i think people probably signed to get away from being bored to tears

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I wonder if the girls make house calls:confused:

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Well theres none been round our way Eric.:D

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Over inflated prices to look at over inflated body parts. But no doubt some will fall for it. :D:D:D

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Frankly i don't give a damn, wouldn't be seen dead in one, but if it takes some people off the dole, plus if its some peoples bag, then sod all to do wi me, why should i care.

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Perhaps Rev. Kev is just scared he'll get so overcome, and giddy, if he walks past this place, he'll lose his deposit.

Just as he did in the last General Election, when the good folks of Hyndburn decided he wasn't worthy of their vote.

:rolleyes::D

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I don't really care whether a lap dancing club opens in Accrington, because I could never see myself ever visiting it. Sounds to me like a corner of hell.

What I do care about is the importance of the Council making the decision by due process, on the basis of planning rules and regulations. That includes access, security, noise, compliance with fire regulations, etc etc

Under no circumstances should a decision for refusal be made because some pathetic little religious bigot objects to it.

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Quite agree Leon, the days of the church breathing fire and brimstone have long gone, maybe if people like Rev Kev concentrated more on today's life needs and refrained from telling everybody how they should live their lives, maybe there would be more than just a handful of people attending church on Sundays

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I didn't sign the petition as I'm trying to get Lynn a job there

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I think its rather poignant really the lady signing the petition was carrying a bag saying no to plastic bags, there's a message there somewhere:rolleyes:

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Its ironic really, you'd think that people would have better things to do than stand about accy centre on a Saturday afternoon, they could have gone to Nottingham and made a difference there:rolleyes:

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Groove thinks any objectors to this club need'nt worry because once the novelty has worn off and people realise the price of such entertainment, it will die a death. Such clubs only work in towns/cities with an already thriving nightlife frequented by groups of drunken blokes on stag do's.....Groove does'nt think people will choose Accy over B'pool or Manchester when on such nights out.

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He was getting quite a number signing today.

He also had a disciple, away from the trestle table, clip-board in hand, chasing people who'd given them a wide berth.

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well the good lord had 12 of um;)

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What a coincidence!

Jesus had twelve disciples.

Rev. Kev had twelve people vote for him, in the General Election.

:D

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Is that a Freudian slip?:D:D considering the thread subject:D

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Licky or lucky - it makes no difference in the context.

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Wednesdays, before nine, it's going to be a free blow for all fundamentalist Christians.

Yes, they'll give you a Biblical foot washing, for only five pounds.

They were going to go for authenticity.

But Health & Safety are insisting a complementary blow drying service, is more hygienic than drying feet with their hair.

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Why bother with this Rev Kev geezer when Accy Web has it's very own preacher of morals like ("shoot yer kids") Garinda, and his less than twelve disciples?.:D

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Holy smoke!

It's Lazarus, back from the dead!

We thought you'd snuffed it for sure.

But no.

Bitter, wounded, still smarting, but he lives.

Praise be!

:angel:

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Jealously must be a terrible affliction, even a burden.

Besides, fair's fair, you've got cmoneileen in your 'better red than dead' corner.

Good luck.

;)

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Bet you can name um to:D

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Well in my case he's both red and dead:D

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I received a report on it, However i think that it will all be in vain, Council have to follow a strict proceedure on Planning permission and license applications, In order for an Alcohol license to be refused it has to fall into one of the 4 licensing objectives being at risk, Complaints cannot be vexous, So it doesnt matter if he had 5000 signitures the same questions are asked, All he is doing is creating media attention for his church and making himself out to be the righteous one, However the guy who owns it managed to get a Sexual License without no problems, So if i was this guy i would ensure my solicitor utilises this part, Stating that how can a sexual license be granted but a license for alcohol cannot ???? Should Mr Lgan spend more of his time raising money for his church

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I've just heard there is now going to be a night of Kashmiri Lap Dancing. However, tickets are only available to elected members of HBC.

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I presume that's the Royal "we" your highness? ..and nice to know it's now red and blue corners (or how far up each others backsides you can get) instead of the non existent cliques :D

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he is retired now, and as such does not have a flock or a pulpit, but that wont stop the "thou shalt not"brigade.

If people want it, then it will stay open, if nobody goes then it will close.

Market forces are more powerfull than a banged tambourine:end::end:

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Lovely stuff from the fair t'middlin tory "gentleman" of accyweb..:D..

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If you agree with having this club do you cross out a name on the petition?

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And the next Accyweb meet will be held at ...............:D

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Are you sure they don't have a lift:D:D

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Ask some of your mates, if they could throw a block & attach it to your tackle & haul you up through a window. :eek: :D

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Your all heart Dave:D

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The Observer ran an article that The Planning Application had been received (along with a shot and comments from our Rev. Kev).

It hasn't appeared as registered yet on the HBC site, but will look out for it and post.

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I doubt it. Seeing some of the Eurosceptic postings on this site, no one will want to go as they heard it will be full of Poles dancing.

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I've heard it's been passed today :D

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Wasn't the Holy rolling nutter going to make a last minute attempt to stop it being rubber-stamped, at the final stage of planning?

I suppose that means he's failed?

Shame.

Still, he must be getting used to it.

After also losing his deposit, when he stood in the last General Election.

Hey ho.

Is it too late to tell Ginger Bob that we now have a titty bar in Accrington, in our Portas Pilot bid?

:Banane20:

:rolleyes:

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Looks like they are gearing up to take bookings for it as well :D

BT creates 300 call centre jobs | Manchester Evening News - menmedia.co.uk

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When I first knew ol' Mary Portas, she was married, and did the windows at Harvey Nicks.

Now she's saviour of the western world, and a lesbian.

She'll probably pop into I-Candy for a pint, when she's up judging.

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Ah but the nutter Logan only failed by the casting vote of one of our members.:hehetable Nice One.;)

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He is quoted as saying that it was wrong for the approval to be down to the casting vote - presumably he would have thought that it was wrong for it not to be approved by the casting vote.
I do not know the chap, thankfully, but from what I have read he desperately needs help.

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He'll get it when he goes to Heaven Barrie :rolleyes:

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At the risk of being shot down in flames again and accused of being in cahoots with Kevin Logan, I still don't think that Accrington is the right place for a lap dancing club, especially when it's above quite a nice restaurant.

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If it isn't it will close down, if it is it will thrive. Simples :)

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Pray tell us where is the "Right Place"?:confused:

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I can see a heavenly bolt of lightning, and the fires of Hell blazing on Blackburn Road, before Whitsun's out.

:dflam:

:rolleyes:

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I agree. As I said, way back when the thread started.

Not something I'd invest in.

Already a saturated market.

Though I wish any new venture, which creates jobs in the town, the best of luck, and prove that I'm wrong, by being a roaring success.

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to be honest the only dancer accy ever needed was dancing billy.He was an attractioin in himself and never caused any fuss :D

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Somewhere bigger than Accrington where it would blend in better, although I don't suppose it makes much difference to me anyway because I never go into Accrington in the evening. But we have been to Quattro's early evening for my grand daughter's birthday which was very nice, we won't be going again if there's a lap dancing club open upstairs.

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Whilst i certainly wouldn't be seen dead in the place, i fail to see were accy is any better n any other town that has one?:confused: n also if it employs some of the thousands outa work around here, i cannot object.

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I agree that it will provide employment which is a plus, we'll just have to wait and see how it goes. We might end up being the new stag night capital of the North West!

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Doubt that very much, no-ones flocked to Accy since Joe Morts Closed.

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I just had to ask where and what Joe Morts was and when it closed, I've just had a potted history!

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The ones I used to walk past every day, in London, and Glasgow, were very understated. You wouldn't know what they were from the outside, they were so discreet.

They're not usually like the knockin' shops you find in in Amsterdam. In your face...so to speak.

Lap dancing clubs aren't necessarily relying on passing trade quite so much, compared to other licenced premises. People tend to plan to visit places like this in advance.

I'm sure people will find the bloomers hanging up in Marks and Sparks, will be much more titillating, than the outside of this new business.

:D