Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 1016937)

Agree with all that Margaret. I hate it when men shave off all their hair - for some reason I think it looks very aggressive on some - what you call the thicknecked skinhead look.

My man had lovely long blonde curly hair when I met him 36 years ago - funny cos I don't normally go for blondes - must have been his brain I went for!:rolleyes: It didn't last long (the hair I mean) and now he has the monk look which you can see well in my post today on today in pictures - Pic 1 of post 2445. He has more hair on his face than on his head - haven't seen his chin since 1977!

At least he doesn't sport a combover - and he nearly always wears a hat outside - Di I know you said you like the panama...

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 1016966)

Men losing their hair susie is something in the genes, I'm lucky like that, I still have a full head of hair and so had my Father when he died at the age of 83, the only problem for me is I keep it very very sort, number two cut every 3 or 4 weeks

Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 1016978)

Yep my dad never lost his hair and my brother at 62 still has all his - plus a beard!

Originally Posted by churchfcrules (Post 1017057)

has anyone actually been?, how much did it cost?, was it worth it?, would you go again?

im intrested to watch sugarmouse perform, but thats only because have been reading her post, never been to a lap dancing,have been compere for loads of strippers, and some have gone a lot further than stripping, got tied to a chair by a couple of strippers, many moons ago!

but never seen a live lap/pole dancer, is it much different than stripping, is it basically simulated sex? sorry for my ignorance!

Originally Posted by churchfcrules (Post 1017084)

what like this? lol

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 1017086)

How can you tell the sex of that - does a male version have a deeper tone?

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 1017089)

I was about post a photo of panpipes but decided that we had better keep the thread clean. ;)

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 1017083)

I read an article in an online broadsheet newspaper this week, written by a female journalist who had been for lessons in pole dancing.

She said that the pole was a subliminal substitute for a male organ.

Originally Posted by sugarmouse0707 (Post 1017093)

Definitely :D most action I've had in months lol :)

Originally Posted by churchfcrules (Post 1017057)

has anyone actually been?, how much did it cost?, was it worth it?, would you go again?

im intrested to watch sugarmouse perform, but thats only because have been reading her post, never been to a lap dancing,have been compere for loads of strippers, and some have gone a lot further than stripping, got tied to a chair by a couple of strippers, many moons ago!

but never seen a live lap/pole dancer, is it much different than stripping, is it basically simulated sex? sorry for my ignorance!

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 1017094)

Increase the potency of your performance by dancing to panpipe music.

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 1017083)

I read an article in an online broadsheet newspaper this week, written by a female journalist who had been for lessons in pole dancing.

She said that the pole was a subliminal substitute for a male organ.

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 1017083)

She said that the pole was a subliminal substitute for a male organ.

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 1016759)

You should be so lucky you seen my avatar:D:D

Originally Posted by Neil (Post 1017369)

Good point, its time you changed it so my dog stops howling everytime she sees it :p

Originally Posted by Mick (Post 1017362)

Just please remember this is a family site and we do have children on here ta

Originally Posted by sugarmouse0707 (Post 1017396)

I don't know what Dexter is but still made me laugh :)

Originally Posted by sugarmouse0707 (Post 1017392)

We're open until 3 am :)

Originally Posted by Eric (Post 1017512)

I'd love to pop round ... but, you know, it's a distance thing.;) Guess I'll just have to make do with the local jiggle joint ... tabernac':D

Originally Posted by Restless (Post 1017385)

Oopsi

Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 1017549)

You stick to the lumberjack dance, Eric.

Originally Posted by Eric (Post 1017624)

Just a momentary lapse in our ongoing struggle to self-censor:D

By the way, what do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?;)

Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 1017633)

cock a too whoo? or isn't that filthy enough for this thread

Originally Posted by Eric (Post 1017642)

Nope.;)

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 1017645)

Don't be cock ahoot about it:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by Eric (Post 1017647)

Nice one:D Close, but no cigar. As we say out here in the colonies: Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.;)

Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 1017649)

Well as I have just discovered that hooters is another word for breasts, not sure I want to go any further...

PS why is it the ladies (well, me and Marg) that are taking this on?

Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 1017651)

You mean you've never heard of Hooters bar? :eek:

Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 1017651)

You mean you've never heard of Hooters bar? :eek:

Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 1017655)

Errr no - is it a man thing? Actually I've just googled it - probably not, but it's not crossed my radar before.

Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 1017657)

I've only been into one by accident when I was on my way to watch Stanley play Notts County. I honestly thought it was an owl-themed bar and once inside, it seemed a bit bad-mannered to leave without having a drink.

No, Mrs H didn't believe me either when she found the forthcoming events leaflet in my pocket the day after. :(

Originally Posted by sugarmouse0707 (Post 1017736)

Ugh, that woman gives me the creeps (Liz Jones I mean).

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 1017765)

and me!
She is a self obsessed woman with ideas above her station....oh, and a 'poor me' mentality......not a trait that endears.

Originally Posted by Restless (Post 1017842)

I don't know who she is. Is that a good thing?



Sounds good to me :D

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 1017850)

I'm with you here Restless, I ain't a clue who she is either thank goodness :D

Originally Posted by Gordon Booth (Post 1017858)

Liz Jones? Mail on Sunday.
If I wake up all sunshine and light on a Sunday morning I read her column just to turn me back into a bad-tempered, grumpy old man so my wife can recognise me.

Originally Posted by Gordon Booth (Post 1017858)

Liz Jones? Mail on Sunday.
If I wake up all sunshine and light on a Sunday morning I read her column just to turn me back into a bad-tempered, grumpy old man so my wife can recognise me.

Originally Posted by Restless (Post 1017842)

I don't know who she is. Is that a good thing?

Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 1017880)

Oh yes. DM columnist with issues and far too much to say for/about herself.

Bit like me, if you believe some folks on here. :p;)

Originally Posted by sugarmouse0707 (Post 1017902)

The Daily Fail is something I can't help reading sometimes even though I hate it. It's like when you've got a blister and you know it will hurt but you still want to squish at it. Voluntary self inflicted torture.
I think anybody who reads it (including me) deserves to be fed a bunch of backbites lol

Originally Posted by sugarmouse0707 (Post 1017934)

Lol. :D I'm off to work now (in Runcorn of all places).
Glad I joined this forum, think it's contributing toward some level of sanity..

Originally Posted by sugarmouse0707 (Post 1017934)

Lol. :D I'm off to work now (in Runcorn of all places).
Glad I joined this forum, think it's contributing toward some level of sanity..

Originally Posted by sugarmouse0707 (Post 1017934)

Lol. :D I'm off to work now (in Runcorn of all places).
Glad I joined this forum, think it's contributing toward some level of sanity..

Originally Posted by Eric (Post 1017974)

I think it's more of a "circle" than a "level" ... ;)

Originally Posted by sugarmouse0707 (Post 1017934)

Lol. :D I'm off to work now (in Runcorn of all places).
Glad I joined this forum, think it's contributing toward some level of sanity..

Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 1017983)

Sure it's not a "clique"??

Originally Posted by sugarmouse0707 (Post 1017934)

Lol. :D I'm off to work now (in Runcorn of all places).

Originally Posted by sugarmouse0707 (Post 1017934)

Lol. :D I'm off to work now (in Runcorn of all places).

Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 1017983)

Sure it's not a "clique"??

Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 1017985)

The words "Accyweb" and "sanity" do not go together...and nor would we ever want them to! ;)

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 1018026)

Ya you don't have to be mad to join Accy Web but if you are it don't have help:D

Originally Posted by heth (Post 1018039)

Your the unique one though John.........................................

Mad with a even madder keyboard! :p;):D

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 1018043)

Have already held my hands up to that:D

Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 1017983)

Sure it's not a "clique"??

Originally Posted by Eric (Post 1017974)

I think it's more of a "circle" than a "level" ... ;)

Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 1017983)

Sure it's not a "clique"??

Originally Posted by Eric (Post 1018095)

Could be. But I was thinking of something a tad more Dante-ish.:dflam:

Originally Posted by churchfcrules (Post 1018100)

10 mins walk, and thats drunk!

Originally Posted by churchfcrules (Post 1018104)

it takes longer to drive than walk, seriously

Originally Posted by heth (Post 1018062)

I know but we like winding you up about it! ;)

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 1018228)

My names not kestrelx;)

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 1018233)

Nah but vultures pretty close.:D

Originally Posted by Restless (Post 1017842)

I don't know who she is. Is that a good thing?



Sounds good to me :D

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 1018143)

..or look at a map

https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=Acc...ngdom&t=h&z=17

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 1018142)

Yeh don't need a cab, i can do it walking in3/4 mins n i'm n owd git.:)

Originally Posted by sugarmouse0707 (Post 1018239)

I've managed to wangle a lift thank you though I may need next week :)

Originally Posted by annesingleton (Post 1018272)

I wonder if sugarmouse has managed to increase the custom at Icandy by her posts on here?

Originally Posted by annesingleton (Post 1018272)

I wonder if sugarmouse has managed to increase the custom at Icandy by her posts on here?

Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 1018277)

No idea, but if she has, good for her!

Originally Posted by annesingleton (Post 1018290)

I'm obviously a cynical old woman! But also finding some of the responses to her posts amusing.

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 1018291)

Then yer getting used to accyweb,;)

Originally Posted by sugarmouse0707 (Post 1018308)

Lol the police have just turned up

Originally Posted by sugarmouse0707 (Post 1018308)

Lol the police have just turned up