Greece........................Sink or Swim?

[Acrylic-bob]

Originally Posted by Gordon Booth

The Greek have goats? Perhaps I should hold off booking that holiday- I might get a better deal in Greece in a few weeks!

Remember to take your wellies

[Gordon Booth]

Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob

Remember to take your wellies

Wales is nearer and MargaretR says you can cuddle sheep!

[Margaret Pilkington]

Originally Posted by Gordon Booth

If I find grass in my milk I'll sue Asda!

Don't goats eat boots, fences, hankies, your hand, anything they can get their teeth into?
Cows milk sounds safer!

When I was just a slip of a girl(many moons ago) a neighbour kept goats........they ate Ma's drawers off the washing line and nibbled at the babys' nappies too....at least they were clean nappies!

[Acrylic-bob]

Originally Posted by Gordon Booth

Wales is nearer and MargaretR says you can cuddle sheep!

I wouldn't try it if I were you mate, they can get very possesive about their sheep in Wales. You might find yourself on the recieving end of a very nasty eisteddfod.

[garinda]

Originally Posted by Gordon Booth

If I find grass in my milk I'll sue Asda!

Don't goats eat boots, fences, hankies, your hand, anything they can get their teeth into?
Cows milk sounds safer!

As a student I spent a couple of summer working on a lesbian farm in Cornwall.

Part of my job was tending Ninny the goat.

She ate a pair of espadrilles, an antique oil painting, and the complete works of Truman Capote.

[Gordon Booth]

Originally Posted by garinda

Part of my job was tending Ninny the goat.

She ate a pair of espadrilles, an antique oil painting, and the complete works of Truman Capote.

A goat with good taste? Just the sort I'd like!

[Acrylic-bob]

Originally Posted by garinda

As a student I spent a couple of summer working on a lesbian farm in Cornwall.

I didn't know they farmed Lesbians, Do they fetch much at market?

Originally Posted by garinda

Part of my job was tending Ninny the goat.

She ate a pair of espadrilles, an antique oil painting, and the complete works of Truman Capote.

Clearly a goat with taste.

[MargaretR]

Originally Posted by garinda

As a student I spent a couple of summer working on a lesbian farm in Cornwall.

Part of my job was tending Ninny the goat.

She ate a pair of espadrilles, an antique oil painting, and the complete works of Truman Capote.

I told you they had good taste, diddle I?

[garinda]

Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob

I didn't know they farmed Lesbians, Do they fetch much at market?

Pedigree Dutch ones do.

[garinda]

Originally Posted by MargaretR

I told you they had good taste, diddle I?

She did.

It was a two year battle of wills.

She was very stubborn.

Ninny put up a good fight.

Though I eventually won.

I miss her.

I think that's why I like playing with the ninnies on here.

[Acrylic-bob]

Originally Posted by garinda

Ninny put up a good fight.

Though I eventually won.

Stewed or casseroled?

[garinda]

Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob

Stewed or casseroled?

Curried.

[MargaretR]

Poor Billy - servicing Edwina isn't fun - ask John

[Acrylic-bob]

And what about the pedigree butch sorry dutch?

[Acrylic-bob]

Aparently Ken likes goats too. seems to be a popular pastime here in Rishton. Never fancied it myself, must be something in the water.