Greece........................Sink or Swim?

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by garinda

As a student I spent a couple of summer working on a lesbian farm in Cornwall.

Part of my job was tending Ninny the goat.

She ate a pair of espadrilles, an antique oil painting, and the complete works of Truman Capote.

Ninny the goat, I though he played for Man United

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by garinda

Yes after that experience I was well known for my shovel work.

It was that, that secured me the position of cabin boy, on the good ship Venus, the following summer.

Well we all know what the figure head and the mast were on that good ship

[Acrylic-bob]

Eeee the wonders of modern science! But I miss the old days though. you knew where you were when you saw the old coal man heave his sack on his back.

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by garinda

People haven't got the time to spend buffing their nobs nowadays.

They come fully sheathed.

No need to rub.

And featherlite too

[garinda]

Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob

Eeee the wonders of modern science! But I miss the old days though. you knew where you were when you saw the old coal man heave his sack on his back.

Ours could only do that with coke.

Wasn't all happy toil, in the olden days.

Many would spend a good part of the day bent over double.

Or on their knees.

[Acrylic-bob]

Originally Posted by garinda

Ours could only do that with coke.

I knew they had to be off their faces on something. Just the thought of it brings tears to the eye.

[garinda]

Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob

I knew they had to be off their faces on something. Just the thought of it brings tears to the eye.

A hazard of the job.

A lot of them went down with it.

[Acrylic-bob]

Originally Posted by garinda

Many would spend a good part of the day bent over double.

Or on their knees.

Which accounts for lumbago and housemaids knee. but where does tennis elbow come into this?

[garinda]

Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob

Which accounts for lumbago and housemaids knee. but where does tennis elbow come into this?

Ladies singles.

[Acrylic-bob]

Back to lesbians again?

[garinda]

Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob

Back to lesbians again?

Don't jump to conclusions.

Many were just good pals.



Or lost someone in the war.

Like Ted Heath.

[Acrylic-bob]

Oh no. Not Ted. Don't tell me, no I can't bear it. Mind you, it would explain a lot.

[garinda]

Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob

Oh no. Not Ted. Don't tell me, no I can't bear it. Mind you, it would explain a lot.

Steady on.

He prefered a suede slip-on, rather than being clod in something stout.

He lost 'someone special' in the war.

Hence being returned to Heaven's sorting office untampered with.

Allegedly.

His only comfort being that he was able to sit in bed, and enjoy viewing the biggest spire in Englandshire.

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by garinda

Steady on.

He prefers a suede slip-on, rather than being clod in something stout.

He lost 'someone special' in the war.

Hence being returned to Heaven's sorting office untampered with.

Allegedly.

His only comfort being that he was able to sit in bed, and enjoy viewing the biggest spire in Englandshire.

Ya seems back in the good old days Ted and Herold were in the gents at the house of commons and herald says to Ted "out there were opposite Ted, but in here we're all equal we all hold our own" Ted say, " you sod off Harold every time you see something big you want to nationalise it"

[garinda]

Originally Posted by jaysay

Ya seems back in the good old days Ted and Herold were in the gents at the house of commons and herald says to Ted "out there were opposite Ted, but in here we're all equal we all hold our own" Ted say, " you sod off Harold every time you see something big you want to nationalise it"

I was just about to eat.

But have quite lost my appetite now.