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Old 26-09-2011, 09:33   #286
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So, Jay, are you telling us that your stomach is covered in brown fur?
beer belly Wyn another malapropism
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I much preferred the idea of a "bear" belly -sounded quite apt and cuddly.....not, of course, that I've had the pleasure of seeing J in the buff!
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Old 27-09-2011, 09:24   #289
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I much preferred the idea of a "bear" belly -sounded quite apt and cuddly.....not, of course, that I've had the pleasure of seeing J in the buff!
Don't let that bother you mobertol, its not a pretty sight these days
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Old 27-09-2011, 11:18   #290
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Don't let that bother you mobertol, its not a pretty sight these days
I will now join our new member for 5 minutes in a dark room
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Old 27-09-2011, 18:16   #291
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That will be fine just glad I won't be there
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Old 28-09-2011, 01:26   #292
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i think this one strip club would effect the balance of the town


i suggest two strip clubs
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i suggest two strip clubs
Excuse me its a lap dancing club not a strip club
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Old 28-09-2011, 09:01   #294
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Is this place for lap dancing, pole dancing or stripping - or all three - anybody know?

I ask because I have heard that pole dancing can be tastefully performed (not sure I was convinced of that but hey I don't intend to go and look)

PS I have always thought that lap dancers were strippers who sat on the laps of customers - correct me if I'm wrong.
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Is this place for lap dancing, pole dancing or stripping - or all three - anybody know?

I ask because I have heard that pole dancing can be tastefully performed (not sure I was convinced of that but hey I don't intend to go and look)

PS I have always thought that lap dancers were strippers who sat on the laps of customers - correct me if I'm wrong.
Well I've never been to one but from what I've seen on TV they seem to be a stage further than Pole dancing, one of these young ladies gyrates infront of a chap, who pays her for her services, thing its definitely hands off though
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Well I've never been to one but from what I've seen on TV they seem to be a stage further than Pole dancing, one of these young ladies gyrates infront of a chap, who pays her for her services, thing its definitely hands off though
British lap dancing seems to be different from our version. The hands off gyration thing is something we call table dancing. The girl comes to your table and for a few bucks gives an up close and personal version of what she does on the stage. Lap dancing is up a lot closer and a lot more personal, depending on the club and the jurisdiction. But it sure as hell aint hands off

And how did the Poles get into this Something to do with the EU
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British lap dancing seems to be different from our version. The hands off gyration thing is something we call table dancing. The girl comes to your table and for a few bucks gives an up close and personal version of what she does on the stage. Lap dancing is up a lot closer and a lot more personal, depending on the club and the jurisdiction. But it sure as hell aint hands off

And how did the Poles get into this Something to do with the EU
According to the rules its hands off Eric
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According to the rules its hands off Eric
For somebody who's never been, you seem to know a heck of a lot about it!
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Well I've never been to one but from what I've seen on TV they seem to be a stage further than Pole dancing, one of these young ladies gyrates infront of a chap, who pays her for her services, thing its definitely hands off though
Which channel is it on?
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For somebody who's never been, you seem to know a heck of a lot about it!
Research is a hobby of mine Wyn, its amazing just what you can find out on the WWW
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