Olympic farrago

[Margaret Pilkington]

Oh, don't Dianne! I am even NBG at that too

[Acrylic-bob]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Oh, don't Dianne! I am even NBG at that too

But I bet you were a whizz at the 50 yard bedpan dash

[garinda]

Dust these off.

Stick Boris, Seb, and Fatima Whitbread in 'em.

Job's done.

[garinda]

I'm sure Katie Boyle would help out, if she's not working.

[MargaretR]

The only way the Olympic ceremony could be 'humourful'

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Oh, don't Dianne! I am even NBG at that too

A bit like me ah Margaret Tiddling when you should be Winking

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob

But I bet you were a whizz at the 50 yard bedpan dash

Would that be before or after the fact Bob

[Acrylic-bob]

Depends on when they hand out the laxatives

[Acrylic-bob]

What about the synchronised blanket baths?

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob

What about the synchronised blanket baths?

Well can subscribe to them Bob

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob

Depends on when they hand out the laxatives

They didn't use to need laxatives, the ward sister was enough.

[garinda]

Nurses might not like playing sports, but they're good at organising them.

With military precision, they can arrange for four patients to have enemas at exactly the same time...knowing there are only three medals, at the finishing toilets.

Let the games begin.

[Margaret Pilkington]

Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob

But I bet you were a whizz at the 50 yard bedpan dash

I could do that alright...isn't it strange, the motivation that loose stools can give

[mobertol]

Originally Posted by garinda

Dust these off.

Stick Boris, Seb, and Fatima Whitbread in 'em.

Job's done.

If the Olympics fail we can always fall back on the Mc Wimbledon Highland Games - as long as Scottish independence is not imminent...

[Mancie]

Originally Posted by garinda

Rent boys.

Could be.. some of them press boys did look abit dodgy.