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Less 18-04-2012 16:36
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Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 986139)
The footballs are populated by aliens from a different solar system. For many light years. they have been locked in a deadly war of attrition with the fire extinguisher aliens. They have chosen this desolate spot as their final battleground. The future of the Universe could well be decided in Clayton-le-Moors.

I know this to be true because the voices in my head have told me.
The footballs are doomed to lose, no matter how hard they try to head for their goal, they nearly always swerve away from their target.
Morally the fire extinguisher deserves to win, after all H&S restrict their movements by fitting a safety catch, what an unfair playing field.

susie123 18-04-2012 16:59
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Originally Posted by davemac (Post 985520)
Here is one placed in the River Hyndburn, as you can see a reef is starting to form.
Are there shopping carts in the cut? There's one in the Hyndburn, according to this post - perhaps it's for reinforcement troops if needed.

Wynonie Harris 18-04-2012 17:22
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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 986148)
By the way, what's your take on the shopping carts getting involved?
The shopping carts are definitely cunningly disguised alien beings, no rationally minded person could doubt that...but whose side are they on? This is the burning question. Possibly the football aliens, to help them overcome the swerving problem that Less has raised.

Hopefully, our Accyweb observers will be able to keep us informed of further developments. I would like to come up and see for myself, but they only let us out on supervised outings here.

jaysay 18-04-2012 17:38
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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 986115)
I think I mentioned in post 157 that the ducks could be aliens. If one studies the duckling formation in post 138, one can see that it has an uncanny resemblance to a certain star system (which one, I haven't figured out yet ... no doubt there will be suggestions) ... If it doesn't respond to English, he could try standing there and quacking at it.;)
That idea is just quackers Eric:D

Eric 18-04-2012 17:40
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I see the potential here for two clicks: One supporting the ducklings, and the other speaking out for the footballs. But I still find the shopping carts a little problematic. They don't seem to move. Perhaps some brave soul could go down to the cut and give one a shake. I know, Let Sleeping Shopping Carts Lie. But someone could sit on the towpath; slug back a few bottles of dutch courage; throw the empties onto the bank; and, for the sake of humanity (and those who live in Ossy) reach out and touch one of them.

jaysay 18-04-2012 17:41
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Originally Posted by Restless (Post 986134)
I would be a bit miffed to find out hundreds of aliens live inside fire extinguishers. We would have been putting them to a fiery death for years . :D

Now then!

I never thought anything about the little football before

But now there is two of them :eek: and they appear to be gaining on the fire extinguisher
:eek::eek::eek:Looking at the photo Restless has started me worring the last time Jen was seen she was hold of two footballs:eek::eek::eek:

jaysay 18-04-2012 17:45
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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 986165)
I see the potential here for two clicks: One supporting the ducklings, and the other speaking out for the footballs. But I still find the shopping carts a little problematic. They don't seem to move. Perhaps some brave soul could go down to the cut and give one a shake. I know, Let Sleeping Shopping Carts Lie. But someone could sit on the towpath; slug back a few bottles of dutch courage; throw the empties onto the bank; and, for the sake of humanity (and those who live in Ossy) reach out and touch one of them.
well the carts could mirror real life and be referees Eric:rolleyes:

Less 18-04-2012 17:46
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 986166)
:eek::eek::eek:Looking at the photo Restless has started me worring the last time Jen was seen she was hold of two footballs:eek::eek::eek:
Was she? Or were they holding her?

Eric 18-04-2012 17:48
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 986168)
well the carts could mirror real life and be referees Eric:rolleyes:
Having watched some of the recent refereeing screw-ups I think that your average shopping cart would probably do a much better job than the bozos calling the Premier League games;)

cashman 18-04-2012 17:56
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 986169)
Was she? Or were they holding her?
To be honest i think jens in control, She had em on the deck in a bag in the watering hole, Plus her being the notorious absinthe drinker,would you cross her?:eek:

jaysay 18-04-2012 17:57
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 986169)
Was she? Or were they holding her?
Well come to think of it was hard to tell:eek::D

DaveinGermany 18-04-2012 18:30
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Originally Posted by Restless (Post 986071)
Looks as though no progress has been made :-) look at the strange graffiti. Wonder if this person took their own advice
Could be C'mon's, its got his style all over it. :) (And he's taken his own advice too)

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 986080)
Could be an alien space recognises ship disguised as a fire extinguisher Dave:eek:
Okay, that's the version for the Aliens, now can we have it in English ..... please. ;) :)

jaysay 18-04-2012 18:40
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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 986188)
Could be C'mon's, its got his style all over it. :) (And he's taken his own advice too)



Okay, that's the version for the Aliens, now can we have it in English ..... please. ;) :)
I hate cheeky scousers:D

DaveinGermany 18-04-2012 18:41
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 986189)
I hate cheeky scousers:D
Yeah, me too ! :D

Eric 18-04-2012 19:01
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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 986190)
Yeah, me too ! :D
Get serious guys ... and stay on topic:D An intergalactic Ragnarok is waiting in the wings under the Whalley Road bridge, and you two are talking about scousers:eek:


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