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Old 15-10-2011, 22:49   #316
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Ya' know ... I have been watching this incredulous new venture into Accrington with bewilderment ... am waiting any time for the monkey to pop up and assure me 'Just Kiddin' :

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Old 15-10-2011, 23:01   #317
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Ya' know ... I have been watching this incredulous new venture into Accrington with bewilderment ... am waiting any time for the monkey to pop up and assure me 'Just Kiddin' :

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have yeh applied fer any vacancies kate or what?
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Old 15-10-2011, 23:13   #318
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Twenty quid an hour plus tips, bring your own costume.
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Old 15-10-2011, 23:15   #319
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have yeh applied fer any vacancies kate or what?
Don't be daft... my boobs well heading South now. Mind you, perhaps they could have special themed matinees for the Over 65's (are kinky people out there) Business will be slow during the week. Could serve tea and scones ?
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Old 15-10-2011, 23:22   #320
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Don't be daft... my boobs well heading South now. Mind you, perhaps they could have special themed matinees for the Over 65's (are kinky people out there) Business will be slow during the week. Could serve tea and scones ?
Well chuck,if yeh walk around accy as often as i do, perhaps it aint as daft as it it seems.
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Old 16-10-2011, 09:42   #321
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the boisterous ones should get their bottom smacked, mind you there may be an extra charge for that
No Dave they get that at the lapdance club
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Old 16-10-2011, 09:44   #322
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That was going to be my question for Kate too cashy, great minds (or sumat) think alike
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Old 16-10-2011, 09:47   #323
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Don't be daft... my boobs well heading South now. Mind you, perhaps they could have special themed matinees for the Over 65's (are kinky people out there) Business will be slow during the week. Could serve tea and scones ?
Save me a front row seat on wednesdays please Kate er will there be a lift to the first floor
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Old 18-10-2011, 18:35   #324
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The first lines from tonight's LT:

ACCRINGTON’S first lap-dancing club is to open after plans were given the green light.

I would have thought the term red light would have been more apt.

Anyway, does anyone know if Eye Candy - for that is to be the name of the said establishment - will be doing Burka nights for the BEMs?
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Old 18-10-2011, 18:49   #325
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The first lines from tonight's LT:

ACCRINGTON’S first lap-dancing club is to open after plans were given the green light.

I would have thought the term red light would have been more apt.

Anyway, does anyone know if Eye Candy - for that is to be the name of the said establishment - will be doing Burka nights for the BEMs?
I'm sure there well Tealeaf there's no discrimination in Hyndburn
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Old 18-10-2011, 18:59   #326
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I'm sure there well Tealeaf there's no discrimination in Hyndburn
So they'll be having gay nights as well?
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Old 18-10-2011, 20:55   #327
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So they'll be having gay nights as well?
Yes, lesbians get free entry before eight on Tuesdays.
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Old 18-10-2011, 20:57   #328
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I do believe someone did open a titty bar for gay men, but it never really took off.
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Old 19-10-2011, 09:04   #329
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I do believe someone did open a titty bar for gay men, but it never really took off.
Bet it did a belly flop
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Old 11-11-2011, 10:40   #330
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There is an article in the Guardian today reviewing a book in which the dancers reveal 'their side of the story'
The truth about life as a lap-dancer | Life and style | The Guardian

It sounds rather 'seedy'
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