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I thought that 'K99' was maybe the number of the 'Ward' where he was 'committed'.

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Well I am glad that you find it entertaining Eric. A case of laugh now, pay later.

But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.

Wow! Really?

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Ran out of town? interesting turn of phrase from somebody who has a picture of serial kiddie fiddler Stuart Hall as his new avatar. :D

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Wrong again aren't you?

I notice kiddie fiddler crops up a great deal when you are attacking others, have you a guilty concience your trying to pass on?

By the way, nobody and I really do mean nobody, is interested in any of your snide remarks, you have gone out of your way to be unpopular and succeeded beyond your wildest dreams.
;)

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It is even beyond the imaginings of a conspiracy theorist to deduce that Kevin and Stuart Hall are one and the same - DtheP, if you make snide remarks it pays to keep abreast of events:rolleyes:

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Proof, of course, is no substitute for FAITH, says he a few pages back... try telling that to a real scientist, not a Christian one,

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But Dotti, the quotes ARE his good deed to us, so he doesn't have to bother about doing anything more practical...

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Margaret. I didn't know you was at the centre of Accrington's Atheist community. Learn something new everyday. Praise be to her.

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Neither did I Rob, but this chap seems to think he knows me better than I know myself...and I know it isn't my husband who is doing these posts, because he doesn't know one end of the computer from another...and anyway all the computer gear is with me.

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Is this him?
The Fast Show - The Holy Police - YouTube

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She visits probably for the same reason as most of us - you are the gladiator and we are the lions tearing you apart or the spectators enjoying the spectacle.

As for me, I am an atheist who finds the Bible interesting for all the wrong reasons. :eek: :confused: :hehetable :idea::bangh8::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::hes off:

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I have a few questions (they may be a bit silly, but it`s a silly sort of thread), if getting into heaven doesnt require you to be good, but to spread the word of god -
1. What`s the point of having 10 commandments
2. Does that mean any child the dies has no chance of going to heaven because they haven`t lived long enough to spread the word of god.
3. Does anyone who has never learned to read or has never owned a bible has no chance either.
4. Will all gods paedophile church ministers will be welcomed with open arms.
5. Why is there no mention of Kangaroos in the bible.

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Seems like you are attempting to corner the market on idle words. Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly, to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

By the way, do you always talk like this? Is it a side effect of your meds; or a symptom of your derangement?

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Oh boy, several cans of worms there, the server will suffer for this, bible quotes will be clogging it's memory for days.
:p

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Susie...I come to pick the scab...I know it's wrong everything I ever learned tells me it is wrong, but I do so enjoy it.
I don't care if I get blood on my socks...or if I am scarred for life...it will remind me of Accyweb.
But K99 will tell you he knows best, and that isn't the reason I come here....he will tell you I come here to access the profound knowledge that he has, and so willingly gives.

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I didn't look at this thread yesterday... well it was Sunday... and have now spent a couple of hours catching up and will not see that again - even though I need all I can get. But it was entertaining.

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I really wanted to answer some of those questions that Gpick posed, but I thought I would see what K99 had to say about them first...after all he is the expert.
'Mummy, mummy what's an expert?'
'Well, it's like this son. X marks the spot, and a spurt is a drip under pressure'

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Are you sure ?

Nothing is required of us other than to tell the Gospel . :confused:

Leaving the Old Testament to one side for the time being , are you not conversant with the commands made in the New Testament by Jesus , Paul , James , Peter , John etc .

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I have come to the conclusion after reading this thread that we are all DOOMED DOOMED i tell ye.:behead::death1::help::evil::evil::evil:

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Its the power of Accyweb,where else could you get this much entertainment for free. You really cant beat a top class religious nutter for making the day brighter.I have really enjoyed reading this thread , it has made me realise why i dont bother with religion or its acolytes.

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Well at least that's honest susie—but what about salvation?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WZIdL8tHWl8

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I was reading before that some people like to eat them. hmmmm

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What about salvation? How disappointed you are going to feel when you pop your clogs after a lifetime of resisting temptation and find....


















NOTHING, zilch, nada!

Almost wish there was an afterlife so we could laugh at you again.

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The answer to number five is simple they hadnt discovered Australia when the bible was written:rolleyes::D:D As for the others i am struggling sorry, probably due to apathy.:eek::D

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Just pop back and read the latest posts again Less, then you can pee yourself all over again:D

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Whether ye are doomed is up to each and every one of us. We have a loving God who sent his son into the world to pay the sacrificial price for our sins. It is up to us to see that it wasn't in vain. To gain salvation one has to be receptive. God is not going to twist anybody's arm. He only wants willing converts. Those who don't wish to join will not be pressed but remember the judgment and it's awful consequences.

Jesus was the one who spoke most about hell. Some people think that it is something finite on earth and indeed some do make their own hell but the hell Jesus spoke of was an infinite hell in the next life and he warned us to stay out of it.

End of message. Over and out. Roger.

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End of message. Over and out. Roger.
If only........... and thanks Roger

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But god will have known about them, and the bible is gods word through the hand of man, so why no mention.
And surely Noah must have got at least two of them for his ark.
Aopologies to Jim Jeffries for stealing his material.:D

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Dont think so they probably hopped it:D:D And your first statement proves god doesnt exist:D:D

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It all makes me wonder if you were all asleep in RE lessons at school and nobody passed their 'o' levels in the subject.

Goodness! I've been liked once. Did somebody press the wrong button. Lol

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Which of the disciples was called Roger?

And Jesus spake unto Roger and said, weren't you the lodger at Joseph's pad at around the time me mam got caught with me?
A bit of quick thinking hiring that Angel costume and appearing to Joseph after he'd had a skinful I'm proud of you Dad.

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Yep that sounds about right and i went to a church school to, double DOOMED:tongueout

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I got thrown out of RE permanently at the age of 14 because I asked the teacher a question and she knew she couldn't answer it.
But so far as paying attention, here's a hint reading posts is easy they are displayed one after the other so how did you miss this:-

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I thought Roger and out meant he was going........I hope it wasn't anything we said.

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Not a chance in hell!
People like him are like cub scouts collecting merit badges, he won't leave until he's got aresouls.

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God botherers never stay long Margaret, hosanna, hosanna:D

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RE shouldn't be allowed. Disgusting forcing religion on children.

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That's just wishful thinking Margaret. You are not trying hard enough. Lol

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That's wishful thinking too jaysay. K99WARD is used to banter. I've been at this game a long time. :)

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No, it was clear you hadn't gone far.....you were looking at Forum Leaders.
And who told you I was trying?
They were misleading you.

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Shush Margaret so far he's only quoted the Bible, if you show too much interest he'll start quoting what the Holy Trinity tell him personally.

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A Plug for Google

Before you all rack your brains trying to trip me up with a question, try a Google search with the question first. Google is amazing at finding the right answers and I just love them. I do hope that isn't advertising. :)

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K99, you sure do use a lot of military terminology,you some kind of Ranker in the Sally bash? As that's the only kind of Army I see you being in. :confused:

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While I slept…..
….morning again here, usual cuppa and check of the A/W posts. Can’t believe how much has gone on while I slept. He's still raving on...
Have now spent a bit of time catching up and have come to the conclusion that K99 (was just going to call him K9 to save time – but that would be doing a good and faithful animal an unforgiveable injustice, so I’ll stick to 99) at times shows a very unchristian streak with some of his comments.
He has the same one-eyed attitude that one encounters when faced with the door knockers and conveniently dismisses points made by making sweeping statements – usually gleaned from quotes by other people or taken from ‘the’ book.
He says his God is a loving God – just go and visit the Children’s Wards in hospitals K99 – especially the cancer ones, and then say this.
Oh! ******….my caffeine has gone cold.

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That is for my ears only after all do not the scriptures say, "Do not feed pearls to swine." Do you really think that Jesus was referring to pigs? He was talking about unreceptive people.

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If he's hearing voices then he need medicating.

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Hi Kevin,
Why have a dog and bark yourself?
We ask a question and you do the hard work of copying and pasting.
So far the only evidence of you tripping up is shown in your answers not the questions.
As for Google fantastic, the things you can find out about people that they really didn't know was out there.
The things I could tell if I wasn't a gentleman with a Christian outlook on life.
;)

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You have me interested in where you live dotti (the country not the town). You sound like an Australian in which case I can exercise my 'a' level Australian and address you as G'day Sport to appease those who don't like plain Hi. :)

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Ok, then what are you doing here?
Apart from insulting members of Accyweb.

Dotti is right in what she says...there is no road but your road...you want all the road and a bag to put it in.
You think you know us enough to tell us what we think and how we feel...how long have you been here? Two minutes too long.

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Well that certainly is a point of view Less or would you prefer a WOOF? I like to go for a daily walk along the canal bank. There is a very friendly dog but he does like to bark a lot. It is pointless addressing him in English so we just have a good old WOOF and a HOWL together. :)

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His Amazon reviews reveal homophobia as well as religious mania - ie 'not full shilling' (but we already knew that):D
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/cdp/membe...display=public

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Wake up at the back there Margaret. I have already said why and several people commented on it. The only repeats I give are after eating too much. :)

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The poor dog, it must be as confused with your barking as we are with your posting.

Oh, and while I remember yesterday you were basically talking about a vengeful God, today according to you, she is a loving God. (Must be female mood swings), will you make your mind up?

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“People think of faith as being something that you don't really believe, a device in helping you believe simply it. Of course that is quite wrong. As Pascal says, faith is a gift of God. It is different from the proof of it. It is the kind of faith God himself places in the heart, of which the proof is often the instrument...
He says of it, too, that it is the heart which is aware of God, and not reason. That is what faith is: God perceived by the heart, not be reason.”
― Malcolm Muggeridge, The End of Christendom

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Quote:
Originally Posted by K99WARD View Post
We are COMMANDED to tell the gospel. Nothing further is required of us.
Are you sure ?

Nothing is required of us other than to tell the Gospel .

Leaving the Old Testament to one side for the time being , are you not conversant with the commands made in the New Testament by Jesus , Paul , James , Peter , John etc .

You haven't answered yet K99 .

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I might live in Australia but I am still a Lancashire lass (albeit an old one now) at heart. A bit pathetic in your greeting - it's G'day mate btw. I would object to you saying 'hi' to me as this is a personal sort of greeting from a friendly acquaintance. I do not put you in either of these capacities - friend or acquaintance.
Once again you have failed to make comment on an important point - you seem to have a habit of doing this - just gleaning over what you can't answer.......
....and God said 'suffer the little children....' and some of them certainly do! Why?

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I'm not asleep...but sometimes reading what you post, I wish that I were.
It was a rhetorical question...one to which I know exactly what the answer is.
And, you have repeated yourself quite a bit...you may have used different words and phrased things a bit different, but the gist is the same.

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JCB, He won't, we all are waiting for some.
Speaking of questions?
Why, Kevin, do you find it okay to insult Gremans 'Block Heads', Australians ' G'day', Northerners 'Various things including, Flat Cap Wearing' and according to Amazon, Women, review for the Winslow Boy dvd, Homosexuals 'Cambridge Spies'.

Whats next, Africans maybe?, why don't you use the K word to describe them, you may sound like a white south african. I know, how about those who are un married, like myself and my good lady, living in sin.

You see Kevin, my Grand Parents were very strict Catholics, they were quite happy with pur arrangements and never once passed judgement, much as you do.
Have you read Mathew 7:2-5 recently, it covers judgong people rather well i thought

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One thing we have to give him credit for - he has been the cause of a lot of finger therapy and exercise as we tap, tap, tap........though I suspect more than a few of us want to give him the finger!!!!!!!

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Can I have a Goldfish instead? ;)

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Oh dear, our Christian friend I fear has no sense of humour, you may be wise to ask the mods to remove his mug shot.
Sorry can't say anymore at the moment.
:)

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Bye Kevin.....

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I really do need to go and do the things one does to start the day but I think I might have become addicted to this thread.....will catch up later for a chuckle or two, probably when you are all asleep. Pleasant dreams.....

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Couldve installed Rockbox on that Sandisk Zip Clip and had a good mp3 player...But then again. You discarded it and bought straight from the devil. (apple ipod nano) tut tut

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Interesting Mrs r That you hide behind the cloak of anonimity but choose to unmask some one. Probably comes under the rules on personal details n stuff, but hey ho. I have hacked into your online horoscope and it makes interesting reading.

Deceptive Neptune has been causing problems lately in your charts communication zone. This week it changes course and making sense of it all becomes easier. Take each situation as it comes and try not to plan too far ahead. You are also due to come up with an new solution to an old dilemma.

For further information text TEL and then the first three letters of your star sign to 87080.

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then again, reading the reviews and knowing what music you like. Why would you be interested in FLAC files and higher quality in general

Edit: Funny comments on the review. Got to love bible bashing movie reviewers (not)

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He recommended 'googling' so I did.
He published his photo on the web.
I cannot see how this is an intrusion of his privacy.

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I gave it to BG to do as homework and then gave him the scripture to save him looking it up. Finding scripture on the Internet is so easy I have given up using my bible program.

We cannot leave the Old Testament aside as it is part of our bible given for us to read, mark, learn and inwardly digest.

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Some of the funniest Amazon reviews I have ever heard.
Thankyou Margaret.
Cheers
Si:D

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As I am no longer at school, i do believe you did not give it to me.
I do not wish to help a sad homophobic, racist, bigot

You can report me for that, i will take my punishment like a man:p something I do believe you sir are not

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This is a rather interesting site
Rock Music - Premature Death of Rock Stars

For those borderline Agnostic/Atheists such as myself and Atheists( such as susie) please scroll to the bottom and click I choose death and then reject jesus for some really amusing reading material

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Amazon reviews with a religious overtone ,it just gets better and better this thread is one of the best ever thanks again Roger:thankya::thankya:

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If he recommended boiling your head would you?

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BLESSED Lord, who hast caused all holy Scriptures to be written for our learning: Grant that we may in such wise hear them, read, mark, learn, and inwardly digest them, that by patience and comfort of thy holy Word, we may embrace and ever hold fast the blessed hope of everlasting life, which thou hast given us in our Saviour Jesus Christ. Amen.

BCP 1662

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Sorry , but that is not an answer to my question .

You said : " We are COMMANDED to tell the gospel. Nothing further is required of us. "

I asked : " Are you sure ?

Nothing is required of us other than to tell the Gospel . :confused:

Leaving the Old Testament to one side for the time being , are you not conversant with the commands made in the New Testament by Jesus , Paul , James , Peter , John etc ? "

It's a simple question . Would you answer it , please ?

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Take a look at my Avatar, someone spat his dummy out in a most Christian way of course!
Vengeance shall be mine Sayeth the Less.

As for DtheP. Yet again proving himself popular with the crowd.
Put our Kevin and DtheP together and what do we get?
I'm not really sure, but I think a wet fart would be more useful and pleasant.

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Nor any of mine, have you read Matthew 7:2-5

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I suggest -
Alice in Wonderland Tweedledee and Tweedledum - YouTube

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Would you:rolleyes::confused:

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No Margaret...Never.....those two guys are much too pleasant to be the members Less mentioned

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Of course he wouldn't.
It would give us all far too much pleasure.

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Would you please mind repeating your question in plain English. If anybody else thinks they understand it let them answer.

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Sorry Margaret, for one practical reason alone Mr. Popularity couldn't boil his head.

He'd never find a pot big enough.
;)

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True.

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JCB's question was fairly simple really as was mine,
HAVE YOU READ MATTHEW 7:2 TO 7:5?

oh and how goes your reporting of me for calling you nasty names?

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True.

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Jesus said, "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil."

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What like yours are drying up and your thighs are chafing..... E45 cream Wizz...

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Have you read matthew 7:2 to 7:5?

Or are you a true idiot as well as a homophobic, racist, bigot?

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Now now BG thats not a very christian attitude:eek::D

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I was going to reply "bend over" which in my day meant corporal punishment but these days the meaning seems to have changed so it will just say "take a hundred lines." :)

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Well I think you have had your day in the sun, we gave you a good shot.
All your doing now is putting disjointed quotes on, you made very little sense before, you make even less now.
Time you went back in the box with all the other Christmas cracker jokes and don't trip over the welcome mat on your way out.
Please, don't make any long farewell speeches.
:(

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Sod that, if thats Christanity, I'm going to become a Buddist;)

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Perhaps mr. Popularity was correct about the piccy and kiddy fiddler after all?

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Why won't you answer mine, JCB's or anyone elses question?

Is it because you are scared of being found out?
And wanting?

Have I been reported yet? You have the rule book, I am sure I have broken some.

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You're like a spoilt child!

Ooooh less has been reported why not me?
;):)

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Got it in one, shall I bend over now for Kevin?

Lost a mouthful of tea, this time on the Galaxy........

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Perhaps not, if his name is Copyrighted you could be in big trouble.

Instead why not bend over for Mr. X

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Damm more tissues used......











For the tea, honest

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No . Again that is not an answer to my quetion . I can't put it in plainer English .


You said : " We are COMMANDED to tell the gospel. Nothing further is required of us. "

I asked : " Are you sure ?

Nothing is required of us other than to tell the Gospel . :confused:

Leaving the Old Testament to one side for the time being , are you not conversant with the commands made in the New Testament by Jesus , Paul , James , Peter , John etc ? "

It's a simple question . Would you answer it , please ?