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Just a thought. I don't think you are going to get any answers to those questions.

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K99. I have just called in to the Web again, mainly to see how the photo competition was going. However, having nothing better to do for a while before I put on my little woman apron (if I can find one, that is!) I decided to catch up on this thread amongst others.

I note your posting No. 564 was directed to me and so here is my reply. I apologise to other members for it being lengthy.

I am happy for you that you experienced 27 years of happy married bliss. I am sorry that your wife died. From what you write I don’t think you were blessed with children, I could be wrong but you never mention family. This means you have been left a lonely old man – I could feel sorry for you over this except you have painted a picture of yourself as being egotistical, full of self, intolerant of others, becoming very personal, over familiar and even insulting with some of your postings, etc., etc.

You have made yourself some sort of expert on marriage – it may interest you to know that there are many people who experience a happy married life. I have yet to know anyone who was divorced over a plate of mashed potato – but if a plate of mashed spuds breaks up a marriage then it wasn’t that great to begin with. Now this is something to make you shiver in your shoes – my husband often cooks for ME!!!!!! He does this because he enjoys cooking and he is good at it, and who am I to spoil his pleasure!

Of no particular interest to anyone except him and me, I will once again say that we have been married for almost 57 years. I live in the real world where marriages – including ours, and boy! does it include ours - have their ups and downs but the downs make the ups so much more meaningful.

I do object to the familiarity you assume when directing your comments to me. So please note that I will not be replying to any more of your personal postings to me via this thread, or via any other means, as I am sure this particular interchange is becoming very boring to other members. It is to me.

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Oh so William Blake and Sir Hubert Parry had nothing to do with it then?

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Sorry Less you are confusing it with I vow to thee my country which is as you say from the Planets (Jupiter) and was rehashed with new words for a recent Rugby World Cup (World in Union). You might also be thinking of Nimrod from Elgar's Enigma Variations which is often heard at funerals. It has no words rhat I'm aware of but is enough of a dirge without them.

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Dotti I hope you don't mind me using your post to comment. You sound like a wise woman and your summing up of our friend is spot on especially his familiarity. But the thread itself is OK if you look upon it as nothing more than a lot of drivel and fun. It's certainly brought a lot of people out of the woodwork.

57 years is a long time in anyone's book, congratulations, there is obviously something you are doing right. My partner and I have clocked up 37 years, without a certificate. Some ups and downs and he can't cook, mainly because I have always enjoyed it, but now I am ill and confined to bed for a while he's having to look after me and that includes stints at the stove. Turtle is another member like yourself whose hubby likes to cook - read her latest blog.

I do hope we haven't lost you altogether - keep posting!

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just jumped in admitidly only to make a wise crack that if jesus was really that much of a big deal he woulda walked on water after the crucifiction...

or would that have been a tad too cocky of him to do it with holes in his feet ?

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Hi Susie, thank you for your very kind words. Much appreciated. No chance that you've lost me, I enjoy A/W too much to go away and stay away from this thread or any other. (Sorry about that to the person who sent me red karma). Love it! It makes my day. Better than a dose of medicine. It's just you-know-who that I won't be having 'personal' discussions with. Am sure I won't be able to resist continuing to put my two-bob's worth in.
Congratulations also for your 37 years without a certificate. I would have done the same but for family pressure at the time. A bit of paper doesn't mean much.
Am so sorry that you are not well. I send my best wishes to you.

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...and I will continue to look at this thread as a 'lot of drivel and fun'. Certainly can't take it seriously.....

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I do believe that was the garden of eden ....

Oops, my mistake ... I read it as "fig leaf" :rolleyes:

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Me thinks the best place for you would be a self centered religious website where I'm sure you'd fit quite nicely, please don't bore the pants of everybody with religious clap trap (except MargaretR that is) if I want to be fronted by religion every day I'll go to church thank you

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No he wouldn't, he's already bragged about closing down a religious site and on another site pestering the members so much the Administrators created a religous section to try to curb his enthusiasm, he claims that he made sure that didn't work.

He has also threatened to use similar tactics on here if he can't have his way.

Even the Devil wouldn't want him posting on www.sinnersrus.co.uk.
:dflam:

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"(except MargaretR that is)" :confused:
I put him on ignore days ago - when boredom morphed into irritation.

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I only mentioned you Margaret because you once told me not to speak for you :rolleyes:

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Just about sums it up ... altho', no doubt, other folks can fill in the "etc.":D There's nothing about him that's really human ... my vacuum cleaner demonstrates more humanity, sensitivity, and compassion. (Just mentioned the vac 'cause I'm in the middle of doing my floors:mad:) Pity I don't have a woman around to take care of the menial household chores:hidewall: (And Susie reaches for her barf bag;))

But seriously, congrats on the 57 years ... I don't think I made it past 57 months in either of my marriages, or any of my relationships.:( Probably because I'm evil and sinful, and refuse to accept JESUS into my life:rolleyes:

Anyway, my down under buddy, enjoy your spring and summer ... here in the Up and Over, we are waiting for the winter ... going to get my skates sharpened this afternoon:D

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No one is forcing you to read or reply

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It's the voices in his head;)

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That won't happen here, if he pesters he will probably just get banned

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Only probably? :D

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Indeed the evidence is in this thread.

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In the words of the Blessed Margaret "I wasn't thinking of anyone in particular" when I ordered a job lot of these t-shirts for the forum ;)
Mine fits me a treat

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who rattled your cage:p:p:p

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It's about time we stopped responding to his biblical cut and pastes.

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Here is an amusing cartoon depiction of the 'biblical marriage' :D

http://glossynews.com/wp-content/upl...l-marriage.jpg

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Hi Neil,

Again I have been misquoted. Somebody asked why I left a certain site and I replied that the site owners had gone AWOL and that is why it closed down. I certainly did not brag about it since I was top poster there by a long way.

I wonder why people like to twist and distort what is said. It is because of sin and that is why we need a Saviour.

I think that a certain member has been upset with his religious experience and he seems to want to blame every Christian for it. We are all responsible for our own actions and not those of others.

Christian Science
 

Once again you are wrong with your conclusions,
A certain member didn't have a religious experience.
He experienced what can happen when religious people interfere in the lives of others against their will.
He has no problem with anyone choosing a religion if they so wish, but he will always come down hard on any drippy sod that tries to force their views or beliefs onto people that don't want to know about them.
:(

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Well Mr Ward 99, I have tried to look at all postings since the one quoted here - however my eyes must be failing me because I cannot find your response to my request for more information and I feel sure that you would have used the opportunity to enlighten the other members.
Please point out the number of your response and then I can offer you my sincere apologies - providing you did in fact answer my questions.

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Ha ha, Eric, love your sense of humour.
Thanks for the congrats. Not quite 57 years yet (February 2014) – so there’s still time….
No big secret for success. For one thing I was too far away to run home to mother, though there were times…..oops!! Then you suddenly realise you’ve sort of passed the point of no return. Had to weather a few storms along the way like most folk but it’s all been worth it. Being complete opposites have had lots of ‘debates’ (sounds nicer than the other word) – means life is never boring.
Btw, we have five offspring, so I’ve spent 45 months or so being pregnant – think that even beats an elephant.
Sorry, have wandered off the thread. Enjoy your skating.....

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Well I am not twisting or distorting what you said .

I am quoting what you said , and seeking , in vain up to now , some answers to what you said .

Just to remind you this is what I asked .

You said : " We are COMMANDED to tell the gospel. Nothing further is required of us. "

Are the two separate statements you have just mentioned

1. We are COMMANDED to tell the gospel.
2. Nothing further is required of us. ?

If so which Bible are you using ?

Are you serious that Jesus commanded his followers just to tell the Gospel and made no other commands because nothing further is required of them ?

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Being 'blessed' with an imagination, I had in my mind, a hypothetical conversation with the God botherer, my imagination is of course flawed because in it he answers my questions:-

Me Thank you for coming Kevin, now if I may, according to you God is perfect?

Kevin Yes.

Me Also God, made us in his image?

Kevin Yes.

Me So, let me get this straight, we therefore are exactly as Your God though perhaps not spiritually, after all he was generous enough to give us free will wasn't he?

Kevin Well, Yes and Yes.

Me O.K. so if we are the perfect image of God who is all knowing all seeing and to be worshipped by us as our creator, Why?

Kevin Why what?

Me Why did this 'perfect being' in who's image we have been created, make it necessary for us to invent toilet paper?

http://smileys.emoticonsonly.com/emo...hroom-2082.gif

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L Ron Hubbard realised early on that you can make people believe in anything and he started Scientology (you don't get told what they stand for till you've paid out 1,000's of pounds or dollars!) - now worth Billions of dollars world wide! If this stands with his ideas then apply the same principle to Christianity! Some people will believe anything without proof. :do-one:
:rolleyes:

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A profound question indeed ... I'm still trying to figure out why HE created Justin Bieber ... maybe the answer is simple. We had to invent toilet paper so that our hands wouldn't stick together while we were praying:confused:

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See DAW9RK9, ain't been quite so prolific lately? Do you think he may be getting the message at last? :rolleyes:

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Even if you were top poster doesn't mean you had anything to say.

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Religious people are just desperate liars trying to prove they are never wrong.

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Me ... I'm not opposed to religious folk ... just extremist, fundamentalist fruit cakes like Kevin ... Hi Kevin ... . Some religions have more than there fair share ... Islam and Christianity (in that order) spring immediately into my early-morning, need-another-coffee mind.

But arguments about religion usually go nowhere, because many have their minds made up; and most don't give a flying you-know-what.

So, Kevin, "you have [posted here] too long for any good you have been doing. Depart, I say, and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go!"

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There's some things are more important than religion Eric.

BBC News - Jammie Dodger firm Burton's Foods sold for £350m

Just don't mess with the recipe :D

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What I hate is people like Kevin coming on sites like this spouting religion, if I want to talk about religion I'll log onto St. Mary's web site

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Have you noticed that his ID is of a very similar format to an earlier prat that we had on here?

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Oh Lawdy!!! It's the second coming ....... maybe? I did mention pretty much the same point back at post 100.

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I don't think he is, he is just a naughty, naughty boy.

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God will forgive him!

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Oh no he won't!

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Then don't read and respond to religious threads. It's only the same as not going on church web sites and let them die off instead of keeping them going

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A nice theory Neil, unfortunately these unwelcome posters can create greater problems, ignore him and he being obsessed will take it as he has found an audience then if he has any friends of similar ilk he tells them about us.
Suddenly every thread will have a God botherer, explaining how it's the will of God and putting chapter and verse in to prove their point.
Better to let him know his way of thinking isn't the way forward on this site than lose the site to these nutters.
:(

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Don't shout at Neil Less, on here is the only place he can throw his weight about:D

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Hi folks! Just checking in to wish you all a happy Easter. Remember it, when Christ died for all our sins. Yes all of them. Now is the time to take advantage of God's generous offer.

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Welcome back...


Cadbury's Fruit and Nut - A Fruit and a Nut Case (1976, UK) - YouTube

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I really can't say I have missed you!
I certainly have not missed your evangelical posts.

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Go back and bother your backward dog (god)

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Nay Margaret... he has reminded me Easter is all about chocolate to the vast majority of people.

For that I am truly thankful :D

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Easter is a month away.....and I thought that after the hoo-haa about sugar being poison to us that many of these confections will be left on the supermarket shelves.....anyway, I have not eaten my 2 boxes of Christmas Thorntons yet.(both lie unopened)

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Second most important day of the year! Of course I am referring to pancake day. I was so happy with the day of gluttony

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Why? Is he having a bankruptcy sale.

"Hi my names God, less than a month until the Friday & Monday bank holidays, the first celebration of mammon since we celebrated Mary putting in a paternity claim, anyway we're having a bogof sale, over that time, everything must go, two miracles for the price of one and to add to the deal for that one weekend only, Я souls are us will drown any child of your choice in a baptism special.
We have entertainment on for the whole family, my lad will walk on water, turn water into wine (that's one for the dad's) and for his grande finale, he will show you how to survive 3 metres up a cross with his hands and feet tethered by nails, (eat your heart out David Blain you'll never top this one).
Don't forget to get you free snacks at our, all you can eat bread and fish in the basket all day buffet.
Just call down, and join in.

Can I just remind all you fatties out there of our weight loss programme? Yes, another chance for you to spend 40 days and 40 nights wandering our exclusive desert. Wait there's more for one day only a guest appearance of the Devil himself! Panto time is back, you'll have so much fun shouting out, HE'S BEHIND ME.

So get yourself down here and remember to log in to our facebook page, New Testament, we beat the crap out of you Old Testament. And don't be put off if my son asks you to be his friend while your logged on, after all, we all have a friend in Jesus".

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Less, your irreverent humour is wicked....this should qualify for post of the year!

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A bit early in the year to be handing out awards Margaret. :o

Anyway I'm busy working on my 'All Hallow's Eve', free Witch guide.

Not on Sundays though, I'm planning to go to a certain Church Sundays and interrupt the services by shouting out, "denounce Jesus he's the son of a false God", let's see how they like me turning up uninvited the way they do on here?

What are the odds that if I do this I won't get a Christian welcome?

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Good morning Less. How are you this fine day? Rejoicing night and day as you walk the pilgrim way? By the way, Less, don't advertise, will you as it's not allowed in the rules and could get you an infraction. I do suppose the mods apply the rules fairly?

By the way Less, it does say in the left hand corner that I am a full member of this forum. I am grateful for this award but for how long, who knows? :-)

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Not a full shilling though.

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I think if you check the rules advertising is permitted with the owners/Mods permission.

I am allowed to advertise because like your God I work in mysterious ways.

The mods bend over backwards to be fair and forgiving, but break the sites Commandments and you will be punished by a wrathful Administrator.


Try to resist temptation for a little while longer and if you actually post enough site friendly, you will see it change again and you will truly become a 'God' member.


Until then, try your best to resist the temptation to collect souls, I'm playing the free will card, so if I'm wrong You're God will have to forgive me because religion isn't compulsory and he hasn't shown me the light.

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What happens if you get to God Member, will you get kicked out of church for blasphemy.

edit: Damn, Less beat me to it.

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I am glad you asked this question, gpick. God has decreed that while WE were yet sinners (yes all of us) he sent his son into the world to die for us. He shed his blood for us because that is what God demands as the atonement for sin. We have until we die or when he comes again (whichever comes first) to repent of our sins. After that comes the judgment!

PS. Repent doesn't mean just be sorry for what WE have done but to turn again to the right path.

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More mindnumbing rote.

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Posted by Less Quote:
"Tealeaf
God Member
Until then, try your best to resist the temptation to collect souls, I'm playing the free will card, so if I'm wrong You're God will have to forgive me because religion isn't compulsory and he hasn't shown me the light."

Isn't God wonderful, Less for not making religion compulsory? He wants us to actually want him and be with him forever. However, there is a sting in the tail—the judgment! Keep watching this space if you want to see the light.

Reading back through the past posts, I can't help feeling that Neil is the bright one as he has seen the truth of the matter. God bless.

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No, he is part of a made up book poorly put together and less convincing than Harry Potter, a flying Ford Anglia?

Oh mighty prophet J. K. Rowling, I believe!

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K99WARD , now that you have appeared back on the scene , perhaps you will do the courtesy of answering my questions addressed to you regarding what you said on this thread and on another last November , questions you avoided answering .

Just to remind you this is what I asked .

You said : " We are COMMANDED to tell the gospel. Nothing further is required of us. "

Are you serious that Jesus commanded his followers just to tell the Gospel and made no other commands because nothing further is required of them ?

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I suppose it depends when you start you year...if we go from Spring Equinox to Spring Equinox, then it is late in the year and you would certainly get the award....... from me, at any rate.

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Hi JCB,
I wonder if you are related to the "dancing diggers" or could that be construed as advertising? Ah! Well it is get '99' week. I am afraid that the answer to your question is true. Of course one isn't forbidden to quote the commandments of God but I don't really want to sandpaper anybody's ulcers. Jesus didn't come to abolish the law but to fulfil it. Anybody who goes to PSBC (sorry I had to abbreviate it as it wouldn't like to upset those who rule in this world), would soon find out that nobody can obey the commandments of God all the time. They are a sort of signpost to the way ahead. A new commandment I (God) give to you that you love one another as I (God) have loved you. God so loved us that he sent his only son in the world to take your sin and mine on his shoulders. Greater love hath no man shown but a man lay down his life for his friends.

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Never having read "Harry Potter" I am not qualified to make a judgment on that but the Christian faith hangs solely on God's word. We have no other inspired source. Everything pivots on whether we believe the scriptures. It may surprise you to know that not all who claim to be Christian believe it either. Us Christians call them 'professors' whereas us believers are termed' possessors'. :-)

As to Ford Anglias (is that advertising too?), I once hired one and made it fly quite a few times.

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So amid your obfuscation are you saying that it is true that Jesus commanded his followers just to tell the Gospel and made no other commands because nothing further is required of them ? :confused:

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This is the downside of places like Brockhall n Calderstones closing.:eek:

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Tell me some more about GOD and how I can get involved K99WARD,it's fascinating stuff :D

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Don't get the weirdo going again

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Only because you aren't welcome, you went away, we thought no more about you. Now, you've been impolite enough to return.
Go away again, stay away, then you won't be got at.
None of us need you, go forth and be extinct, like the many others that have been murdered by your wickedly twisted religion.

Christian Science
 

Please, if you wish to know more about his God, read the thread from where he blundered across us, don't just jump in because you think it a fun thing to extract the pee (even if it is).
;)

Christian Science
 

Have you seen this man? Isn't he a boring one track evangelist?http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/03/20/y9eneve4.jpg

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Every picture tells a story.

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Lets be honest K,he didn't really die for all our sins did he?
At best he bruised his elbow or took the skin his knee :D,I mean by definition immortal beings cant die can they?
Many folk want to serve Jezza-but only in a advisory capacity ;)

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I really really wanted to say that Less(but couldn't because I felt it was impolite. But that was what was in my heart)...but now you have said it for me.
Thank you.
If I never ever read a post by this individual again, it would still be a lifetime too soon!
As a person, I do not hate him, but as a poster I find him tiresome, supercilious, oleaginous and lots of other uncomplimantary adjectives that my mother told me never to use.

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*uncomplimentary, There you go again with the LW's M ;)

Christian Science
 

Oooh! You never talk like that about me, what's he got that I haven't?
:)

Christian Science
 

Tough.

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Good morning, Kevin. And what a brisk snowy morning it is on this first day of Spring! Indeed, you are a "full" member; and we are all well aware what you are full of.

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In a word Less........RELIGION!

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I know you like to be educated as well as entertained. :D

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Now, now, Margaret, no need to use that sort of language on me, I can't stay and put you in your place, I'm doing my studies at the moment I'm reading a chapter from the beer mat according to St Thwaites, 'yeh as you travel through the valley of the flat, fear not, there is a sparkling ale waiting for you (at this weeks special price of only £2.10p).

Glory be unto he who be holds the beer mat stuck on the base of his glass for it means you've spilt more than you have drunk.

(The congregation responds with)

Christ less are you ****ed again.

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Jesus said, "I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, because thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes."

He also said, “Truly, truly, I say to you, unless one is born again he cannot see the kingdom of God.”

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Certainly Accyexplorer. The main problem with man is that he can't appreciate just how big (or small - size is unimportant) a sinner he is. Until he realises that he can't see the need for his salvation. Phone me back when the penny drops.

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Oooh! you are a wag Eric. When I signed in yesterday (well this wonderful machine remembered me and signed me in automatically) I only dropped by to say hello but you must all have been waiting for me to come back as within seconds you were baying like hungry wolves. All this popularity is not really needed. I don't really deserve all your attention but nevertheless I wouldn't like you to think I didn't appreciate you all. :-)

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If I promise to come down to church will you quote Ezekiel 25:17. (For me)

Fascinating,please tell us more.

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K99WARD you are commanded by god to answer JCB's question!

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You can catch me on Broadway at the open air meeting every other Thursday starting at 1:30

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did you really have to quote all the post... seeing your face once was enough :D

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Yes , verses from the Bible . :(

But can we get back to your verses ?

I will repeat the question I asked but which you avoid answering . And by the way K99WARD , I am not like Michelle in "allo , allo " and will ask this only once . As long as you are on the scene I will persist in asking the question until you answer it . Your continued refusal to answer will no doubt enable the members of Accy Web to make their own judgement regarding you .

So amid your obfuscation are you saying that it is true that Jesus commanded his followers just to tell the Gospel and made no other commands because nothing further is required of them ?

Christian Science
 

Just as God doesn't answer the prayers of the needy, he will not answer you.
He avoids questions or replies that prove what he is.

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Vee haf vays of making you tak. lol. I really did think I had answered your question but if you want a fuller answer you had better come to PSBC. I can't be fuller than that as the mods have declared it advertising.

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He cant avoid the question anymore can he? or is he going to deny the word of god?

JCB is almost becoming repetitive in his quest for answers :D


oh and...I just love me a bit of bitstrips

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Perhaps a reason people don`t shop in Accy, you`ve scared them all away. Can you set up shop somewhere else, central Moscow maybe.

Christian Science
 

Admittedly, it was a few years ago, but I was unfortunate enough to be on Broadway when one of these nutters decided people were ignoring him, so he turned his amplifier to the full eleven, windows in the town hall shook to his rhythm entering the pound shop to avoid his insane prattlings didn't help the cheap goods falling from the shelves disintegrating before I could buy them.
People shouting for him to turn it down, his replies useless bible witterings, a policeman arrived on the scene, considered his options and unplugged the mike.
He was cheered by the shoppers and one of them moved forward to wipe the idiots mouth foam from his uniform.

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Who would I see for permission to come an take some pics of the inside of the building K99WARD?

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Accrington is a lovely place to shop. Far better than Burn***.

You should be proud of your town and council.

Christian Science
 

We are very proud but we aren't conceited enough to try and convert others to join something they don't want to know about.
Ace