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Did you hear about the man looking on at an open air meeting? He shouted out that he didn't want religion ramming down his throat, to which the speaker replied, "well shut your gob then!" :-)
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By the way, as we seem to have your attention, unwanted tho' it may be, I would be interested in your take on creation and the age of the universe. It's something I'm interested in at present. |
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Hi Kevin ... seems like a buddy of yours has bought the farm. A Baptist bites the dust: Fred Phelps Sr. has gone to meet his maker ... may Fred rot in hell.
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Doh! I wanted to answer that question, far easier than trying to explain Gods silly little whims. A forgiving God? Not according to 66, well, anyone notice that's two thirds of 666? So he can't be all bad. Just one turd away . Just noticed , he's the upside down spawn of the Devil, really must pay more attention to whom the drivel comes from. |
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That same day the Sadducees, who say there is no resurrection, came to him with a question. “Teacher,” they said, “Moses told us that if a man dies without having children, his brother must marry the widow and raise up offspring for him. Now there were seven brothers among us. The first one married and died, and since he had no children, he left his wife to his brother. The same thing happened to the second and third brother, right on down to the seventh. Finally, the woman died. Now then, at the resurrection, whose wife will she be of the seven, since all of them were married to her?” Jesus replied, “You are in error because you do not know the Scriptures or the power of God. At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven. But about the resurrection of the dead—have you not read what God said to you, ‘I am the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob’b ? He is not the God of the dead but of the living.” https://app.box.com/s/bjddb9n6bhthiwubk2qi |
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I don't want a fuller answer . Just answer "yes" or "no" . Just to remind you this is what I asked . You said : " We are COMMANDED to tell the gospel. Nothing further is required of us. " Are you serious that Jesus commanded his followers just to tell the Gospel and made no other commands because nothing further is required of them ? |
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Well despite your insistence we have said you aren't perfect, so answer JCB, properly. |
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Well yet again I'll report you, threatening members just isn't allowed, with any luck you'll be banned this time & your friends won't last long either. |
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I understand that from time to time the Accrington web have a get together over a few jars. Maybe you would like me to come along to one of them. :)
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I don't bother with things like that. My motto is : "God said it, I believe it and that settles it." |
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We aren't you people, we are a cross section of people that find you and your ideas too much like the Middle Ages hey everybody let's find a pilgrim to burn, that will keep God happy. Describing you as narrow and sick is a compliment. |
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If you say things on the forum you should be prepared to back them up , to clarify them or to answer questions about them . You made this statement: " We are COMMANDED to tell the gospel. Nothing further is required of us." What I want to know is whether you believe that Jesus requires nothing of his followers other than to tell the Gospel . |
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Eh up somebody left that bloody door unlocked again:eek:. Thought i could hear the sound of a bible being thumped.
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K99....I don't know where you have been in the time you have been away.......but I really do hope that you gp back there very soon. You are a pain in the Astrakhan coat! And no mistake. |
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Margaret, I hope you watch the simpsons, there's a religious fool on there that even the parson can't stand.
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Hi Kevin ... Before you go ... and may it be soon, because the fun is wearing thin ... consider this: If there is a God, there is more of him in the purr of a contented cat than there is in all your mindless bible pounding.
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If i were to believe in a god and worship said god. I would be worshiping a monster. To think a loving-creating-god would create all this beauty and then fill it with human waste, and then turn away from all suffering... I would be worshiping a monster. That I cannot do. That I refuse to do. Yeah spout free will crap all you like. That is just an excuse that is fed to people as they question all the suffering in the world and ask why doesn't god intervene.
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I woke up to a miserably dark and wet morning and thought to brighten things up I would get my daily dose of Acc’y Web. Much to my surprise I find that K99WARD has reappeared. His postings don’t do anything to improve the day for me, still the same old, same old, but I have enjoyed reading the replies which have more than made up for this. Too many to give ‘likes’ to but take it as read.
I normally respect other people’s beliefs – but unfortunately as far as K99 is concerned this is not reciprocated, so I don’t feel bad about joining in – which I suppose is what K99 hopes for, the bigger the audience the more he feels he is doing (his) God’s work. Got a lot of catching up to do – so many postings overnight (our time) but have picked a few so here goes: Posting 666 – oops, just noticed the number, good one to start on - maybe enough said! You really do have a big opinion of yourself K99. Whatever you may think, this week is NOT all about you. Accyexplorer – you need to read earlier postings on this thread and then you would know what Maxthecollie meant on posting 671. Posting 687 – as already mentioned K99 you really are full of yourself – not very humble. Tut! Tut! Posting 711. That’s not very nice – sounds like the ‘little helpmeet’ (Accyexplorer see posting 452 for explanation) was passed from pillar to post (or man to man). Not much respect shown for women. Posting 720. K99, irrespective of what you have tried to portray, you apparently don’t know it all yourself but need a back-up. Disappointed in you! K99 – please don’t take posting 726 seriously, i.e. DON’T go forth and multiply, one of you is enough. (Sorry, Eric, you know he won’t take any notice of what you really mean – too thick-skinned). …and to finish off for now, Eric (posting 706) I tried being a born-again virgin but it doesn't work…… |
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I read this in a book once..
Given all the evil in the world, how can an all powerfull, all knowing, merciful God exist? Either God knows about evil, cares about it but cant do anything about it..in which case he is not all powerful, or... He cares about it, can do something about it, but doesn't know about it, in which case he is not all knowing, or..... He knows about it, can do something about it but doesn't care about it, in which case he is neither merciful or compassionate.... well????? |
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DAV.. Good point you make. But dont a lot of These religiously obsessive humans remind you of robots?
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During my working life I had the pleasure of meeting and working with nuns,priests and vicars. In the main they were well grounded people who had God at the centre of their lives. They didn't ram it down your throat. They did not threaten you with their brethren if you did not, or could not see their point of view.
Yet in their own ways they did what they saw as God's work. They helped patients through difficult times not just with their religion, but with earthly practical help. You can be spiritual/religious without being evangelical/fanatical about it. Religious belief does not have be loud, it can be just as powerful spoken in a whisper. |
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Well said Margaret.I just wish a certain person on this site could get that into his thick skull.
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I am going to use one of Cashy's favourite sayings....'You can't put sense where there is none'.
He is a fanatic. They can only ever see one point of view - that is, their own. In truth, they care not about religion or God(though they will tell you otherwise)...they only care about propounding it to others who find their message unbelievable or unacceptable. Their evangelical ways have actually got in the way of the reason that they give for 'promoting the word'. We all have our own beliefs....mine are my own. Just because I do not go shouting from the rooftops does not mean I have no belief,or that I (or anyone else for that matter) am unworthy. My nod to the 'higher being' is to live my life with care and consideration...to help others if I can. If that is not enough then so be it. It is all I have got. |
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By grace we have been saved through faith. And this is not our own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast. He saved us, not because of works done by us in righteousness, but according to his own mercy, by the washing of regeneration and renewal of the Holy Spirit. Yet we know that a person is not justified by works of the law but through faith in Jesus Christ, so we also have believed in Christ Jesus, in order to be justified by faith in Christ and not by works of the law, because by works of the law no one will be justified.
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We are not children to be preached hellfire and damnation at. K99 you are as welcome as wasps at a picnic. |
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Yes Eric, in my book actions speak louder than words.
This man can do all the pontificating he likes on Broadway on a Thursday afternoon(makes mental note to stay away from Boradway on the Thursday)...all this spouting doesn not make him godly, or good(and I know he hasn't actually said it does, but the veiled implication, like the veiled threat, is there). This man believes himself to be superior to us - the hoi-polloi, by virtue of his faith and his evangelical ways. It is those who live their lives by the tenets of Christianity, those who don't trumpet their faith, their goodness, their Godliness that impress me. Those who do not see themsleves as doing anything out of the ordinary, those who do their deeds quietly(almost like a prayer)......like the people you mention Eric. They promote faith(and I do not necessarily mean religion) by actions, not hollow empty words. |
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May the God of Peace Bless you All:)
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Forgive him Father he knows not what bull shine he doth spout.
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I wish he would PEACE Off.
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Many people continue to trust their own judgement even when God's inspired word says differently. This is not confined only to unbelievers but to many believers as well. Some end up in Bypath Meadow or Doubting Castle or at the Hill of Difficulty. Some fall victim to the Flatterer. It is odd how the world's best selling book is also the most hated. Fancy spending all that money just to be collecting dust on a shelf. These days the bible is repeated on the Internet over and over again in most versions. Even Google chips in with a wonderful search engine to find almost any topic in it. I confess that I use these more than a printed bible as it is much quicker to find topics that to thumb through a concordance.
Well it all boils down to whom one trusts. Do we trust in our own judgment or do we trust in the Lord. But if serving the Lord seems undesirable to you, then choose for yourselves this day whom you will serve, whether the gods your ancestors served beyond the Euphrates, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land you are living. But as for me and my household, we will serve the Lord.” If you are in any doubt about the place names mentioned above then consult Google for the answers. Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to him, and he will make your paths straight. |
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Neil how much longer are we going to have to put up with this stupid bible thumper.
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He already did and had a couple of posts removed, no doubt he'll be on a warning. |
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Well, he's obviously never been to Hyndburn, have you seen the state of the pavements down town? |
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To remind you . You made this statement: " We are COMMANDED to tell the gospel. Nothing further is required of us." What I want to know is whether you believe that Jesus requires nothing of his followers other than to tell the Gospel . |
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If this thread is going to be all about quotes!
[Ezekiel 25:17 ] (according to Jules = Mr.W) The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Gets my vote! ;) |
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Here's a nice quote that cannot possibly upset anyone.
"There is a way that seems right to a man but the ends thereof are the ways of death" You appeal to Neil but he has told you the correct way already. Nobody visited this thread for four months and yet when I called in just to wish you a happy Easter many of you pounced within 30 minutes. Now what is obnoxious about wishing somebody a happy Easter? Just read your posts and ask yourself who is being aggressive. I dare say that some of you have broken the forum rules too but let's not be too pedantic about that. Let's all be friends in the Lord. Somebody must like me—see, I got two likes. Okay not much but us believers have to be a little forgiving. It is not an easy job but the rewards are great. :) |
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You really don't get it. We do not want to hear your message. And we certainly don't want to hear it the way you deliver it. |
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And just to clarify things....you do not have two friends...you have two likes.
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Three little letters - OCD. Just a thought. I've met people like this and they've always turned out to be the most intolerant, judgmental and self satisfied, smug 'human beings'. Obviously something went wrong somewhere in life where religion came along like a life raft to hang on to like life itself. K99, take a chill pill and stop taking pleasure out of bating people for your own pleasure, it's not very Christian of you!
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Yes just like his twisted version of the gospel the truth about likes isn't exactly there. One of those likes was from me, without searching for the actual post I put on about it went something like this:- I've given you a like because I think you should have one before you go. He is a pain but it could be worse instead of just having him as a virtual priest on here he could be your next door neighbour, now that is a hell on Earth not worth contemplating. |
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I had a lovely wife for 27 years. She is now with the Lord, God bless her. She wasn't a head turner but her beauty was innermost. Do you know, we never had a single argument during our marriage. Even 20 years on I still appreciate her and look forward to meeting her in heaven.
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I can. I have been married to my man for 47 years. I cannot say that we never had a crossed word, because we had (and still do).....and I believe that those who say they never had an argument either didn't speak to one another or have a foggy memory.
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Nobody can equal that...anyone who claims never to have argued with their missus/husband/partner/unholy alliance is either a doormat or a complete liar.
Do you perchance have 'Welcome' stencilled on your overpronounced forehead? K99WARD...Continually plumbing the depths of redneck dogma since Nov 2013.. |
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Guinness, I'm with you on that one.
The spats and the falling outs are a bit like the bubbles in champagne....and for someone who never fell out....think of all the joyous making up they missed. |
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Your starting to repeat yourself not just with you religious carp but with your trips down memory lane. Alzheimer's? I for one don't care what your marriage was like and would be very pleased if you took it and your religion elsewhere. All this proves to me is you really are a very sad man. |
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If he is right about the afterlife..she is probably stood beside the pearly gates, tapping her feet, wielding a humongous rolling pin ready to smack him into the outfield of his own personal limbo the moment he shuffles his mortal coil.... Ain't a Buddhist..but wouldn't that be real Karma :D |
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As for never an argument, she was probably frightened into a corner, forced to read the 'good' book and too scared to raise her head because the wrath of God would be delivered on any one that showed spirit (unless it was a Holy Spirit that is).
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Stop your whining, we don't care what you are, how long you were married or anything to do with your warped beliefs all we want from you is that you log out and stay out. |
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I am beginning to feel sorry for K99 and his late wife. No ‘discussions’ from opposing points of view, no ‘debating’ on varied topics, just agreement on everything - how bleeding boring!!!!!
My old bloke and me disagree on lots of things – and we do have the odd (educated) argument or two along the way, but we respect each other’s right to be able to think for ourselves and to have our own opinions. It makes for a healthy partnership which is definitely not one-sided. It sounds as if your wife, K99, might have been somewhat brow-beaten by you and your crusading – or maybe she owned some ear plugs……. |
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Do not abuse my life partner Be open to counter argument Accept that everyone has an opinion even though they disagree with mine Your standards.. What I say goes regardless or I'll selectively quote from a book..(don't get me started on the one you quoted from whilst ignoring the passages on slavery and wife beating) |
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1. No Arguments = boring. Not a it of it. Just peace and harmony. 2. Lying about it? Not a bit of it. Just joy and tranquility. 3. The best time to make love is when she wants to. That way no one is offended. 4. She is probably stood beside the pearly gates, tapping her feet. More like welcoming with open arms. 5. Frightened into a corner. What a laugh. She was full of joy. 6. We don't care what you are. You really ought to care about your fellow man. Why do you think I am here? 7. My old bloke and me disagree on lots of things. I wonder why??? 8. Your standards: "Accept that everyone has an opinion even though they disagree with mine". You don't seem to be doing too well on here. Well I guess wraps up my answers to page 52. :) |
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To remind you . You made this statement: " We are COMMANDED to tell the gospel. Nothing further is required of us." What I want to know is whether you believe that Jesus requires nothing of his followers other than to tell the Gospel . |
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That will never be answered JCB, The clown is full of crap n just loves listening to his own rantings, A real fruitcake.:rolleyes:
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JCB I guess at some point he's made a mistake and now simply refuses to answer your question cause he does not want to admit he's wrong?
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Ah, yes, now there is the rub, you're not here because of your whit or humour, you're not here because there is a large neon sign saying evangelists welcome, you're not here to brighten up our lives with your magnetic personality. I think your here because of your unlimited conceit which drives you to interfere with the lives of others and some strange and misplaced feeling of power that annoying others gives you. A real Christian wouldn't interfere where he's not wanted. Having said that, history shows that real Christians are a rare breed, the people that claim to be Christian have slaughtered and trampled upon any that dare to think differently to themselves. So you are here to continue hopefully with nothing worse than trampling on us and our own free thoughts and that you aren't a slaughtering Christian. |
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K99WARD I was taught a Christians role is to point someone to Jesus by how they lived, what they said ,what they did, how they responded to life decisions, how they responded to lifes problems, how they relied on their relationship with God. I dont think (although I probably havent done enough research) its the follower of Christ (Christians) role to convince, that role belongs to the holy spirit. |
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Should I now point you to all the posts you make that totally ignore the counter argument. I have no problem whatsoever with people believing in a supreme deity, in fact I kinda envy them their faith. You however, are little more than the Christian version of a Muslim extremist. You are the kind of person that causes every single person who believes to be labelled as a 'God botherer'. You are the kind of person that caused inquisitions, pogroms and genocide. You, and people like you, are dangerous |
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Misguided, evangelical, deluded, a pain in the butt, unable to see anyone else's point of view, supercilious......all these have been levelled at you. I believe, with just cause. Nowhere has anyone called you an ogre. As for your replies regarding our own life partnerships, well every partnership is different. In a partnership you have to accept that the other person will not always see your point of view. There has to be compromise, discussion and resolution.My partnership, my marriage would not have lasted for 47 years if there had not been a level of accord. I am a strong personality, I retain that personality because it is part of what attracted my partner to me. I have my own views, my own thoughts. These are accepted. My individuality is accepted. I do not particularly want you to go away. I would like it if you would stop your preaching to an unreceptive audience . |
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I am touched by all this thirst for knowledge. :)
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To remind you . You made this statement: " We are COMMANDED to tell the gospel. Nothing further is required of us." What I want to know is whether you believe that Jesus requires nothing of his followers other than to tell the Gospel . |
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"Pearls before swine" and "casting pearls" refer to a quotation from Matthew 7:6 in Jesus's Sermon on the Mount, implying that you should not put what is valuable in front of those who will reject the notion that it has value and furthermore that they will seek to diminish or destroy what you offer. "Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces." Pearls before swine - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia So you see even your Messiah gave advice about leaving us alone. Do yourself and us a favour, follow his advice for once. Oink, Oink. http://hystar.files.wordpress.com/20...rls-swine2.jpg |
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If you don't like what he has to say then don't read this thread or anything he has to say. The members who haven't enough self control to not reply to him only need to add him to their ignore list. |
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There! I told you that Neil was the sensible one but you all just ignored both him and me but if you want a kind of contest I will suggest a way. All those interested post what they think constitutes a Christian and I will mark your answers out of 10. If at the end of it all nobody gets any marks I will post the correct answer (with Neil's permission of course.)
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Assume away whatever I/we are is formed by our beliefs (or lack of them), you are right he can't harm us but he does need to be told when he is interfering where he isn't wanted. |
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He has just told us to ignore you and now you claim we've been ignoring you! Now I would like to think Neil is intelligent and in some ways his advice is sound, however if he is correct, then you are obviously incorrect we aren't ignoring you, just not becoming the mindless converts you would like us to become and speaking our minds with a very free will. Some of the posters on this thread have already proved they know more about the meaning of God's word than you do, so the scoring would probably be as suspect as you are. Here, I'll give you your score for being bombastic:- |
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