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garinda 24-02-2009 19:02

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 684407)
Who do I apply to to claim secretarial expenses?

There's a full time job going for someone, because of having to send out all these pm's, as well as answering the phone.

:D


I've got a red ear, after having to answer the telephone so many times since Do-do-gate exploded.

'Washington Post on line 2?'

'Tell them they'll have to hold.'

Eric 24-02-2009 19:10

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 684821)
With the cost of FedEx as well I'm afraid that just pushes them over your snack allowance.;)

And the surgeon who had to pour drano into my clogged arteries a couple of years ago would probably have a fecal haemorrage if he knew I was even thinking of custards:mad:

garinda 24-02-2009 19:13

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 684835)
And the surgeon who had to pour drano into my clogged arteries a couple of years ago would probably have a fecal haemorrage if he knew I was even thinking of custards:mad:

Yeah, custard in your arteries usually requires surgical intervention.:D

Eric 24-02-2009 19:17

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Another poetic interlude: Yesterday we had Wilde ... how about a little Yeats:

"The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.";)

garinda 24-02-2009 19:17

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 684824)

'Washington Post on line 2?'

'Tell them they'll have to hold.'

By the way, they were only on hold whilst I finalised a deal for one of the central players with OK magazine.

'At home in my luxury secret bunker.'

Royboy39 24-02-2009 19:54

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 684845)
Another poetic interlude: Yesterday we had Wilde ... how about a little Yeats:

"The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.";)

And Bullshine from the Job Site....'Dell Boy'. :eek::D

Mancie 24-02-2009 20:51

Re: Anyone made a secret Freedom Of Info request about me ? Andrew?
 
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 684824)
I've got a red ear, after having to answer the telephone so many times since Do-do-gate exploded.

'Washington Post on line 2?'

'Tell them they'll have to hold.'

OK I can see it now ..Do-Do gate the movie! Jaysay plays deepthroat...Andrew is Nixon.. so yourself Garinda can toss up between Robert Redford and Dustin hoffman...oeerr should I re-phrase that? :D

garinda 24-02-2009 21:49

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Originally Posted by Mancie (Post 684891)
OK I can see it now ..Do-Do gate the movie! Jaysay plays deepthroat...Andrew is Nixon.. so yourself Garinda can toss up between Robert Redford and Dustin hoffman...oeerr should I re-phrase that? :D

Me, work with dwarves?

No chance.

I'll be an innocent bystander, observing from a grassy knoll.

Whoops, wrong film.

No one was assassinated in Watergate.

:D

jaysay 25-02-2009 10:20

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Originally Posted by Robert Owen (Post 684766)
How many Council auditor's reports have you actually read?

Quite a few:p

jaysay 25-02-2009 10:22

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Originally Posted by katex (Post 684796)
LOL Panther .. I wonder if we put all the words end to end, how long would it stretch. Probably get over to Eric in Canada... :D

Or just about the circumference of Cllr Joneses head:D

garinda 25-02-2009 10:39

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 685074)
Or just about the circumference of Cllr Joneses head:D

Personally I always think it's better to have a large head, rather than a large belly.

After all it takes an awful lot of greedy consumption to achieve such an opulent girth, often at some great expense.:rolleyes:

jaysay 25-02-2009 11:22

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 685091)
Personally I always think it's better to have a large head, rather than a large belly.

After all it takes an awful lot of greedy consumption to achieve such an opulent girth, often at some great expense.:rolleyes:

Well what's one mans wine is another mans poison Rindi:rolleyes:

garinda 25-02-2009 11:27

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 685113)
Well what's one mans wine is another mans poison Rindi:rolleyes:

Shouldn't that be a 'hot dog and a can of Coke'?

:rolleyes:

jaysay 25-02-2009 16:13

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 685116)
Shouldn't that be a 'hot dog and a can of Coke'?

:rolleyes:

Whatever floats your boat mate:D

garinda 25-02-2009 16:50

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 685194)
Whatever floats your boat mate:D

Trust me, I could purchase much more to float my boat, or even to float down the Thames, for a tenner.;)


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