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garinda 18-02-2011 11:02
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 884617)
Ruby Murray.
By the way, she isn't really called Ruby Murray.

Though similar to enjoying a curry, afterwards, she probably had been responsible for Berlusconi having the squits.

:D

Ken Moss 18-02-2011 11:05
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Originally Posted by flashy (Post 884568)
so he'll still get paid but just not as much?
It will be a collossal decrease. He'll still get his £4,500 standard councillor allowance, £10k or so for being a county councillor and presumably a Leader of the Opposition allowance of around £7k so he'll still be able to live but he won't get the £21k that he afforded himself for being Leader. Miles Parkinson is almost guaranteed to take over that exalted position.

It all depends on what a new controlling group would do to allowances and from discussions within the Labour group which have been going on for some time I can tell you that the pickings will not be quite so rich following a change of control.

Some allowances will be abolished altogether such as most of the vice-chairs of committees but allowances across the board will be reduced. At the moment there is some silly money being paid, ostensibly for positions on committees which do not appear to have met for some time.

Time for reform.

jaysay 18-02-2011 18:00
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 884617)
Yes, that's li'l Moroccan Ruby Murray.

Who likes to be known as a 'belly dancer', rather than a little 'ho, who accepts 7,000 euro 'presents' from someone old enough to be her grandad.
Oh it looks like you've really got your hand on the pulse here G, you know exactly what oud Berny over it Italy is getting up to and with who:D

jaysay 18-02-2011 18:09
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I got a little surprise this lunchtime (it was a big one really) I received a phone call from the Leader of HBC, informing me of his little slip up, I think my reply was something like ya bloody clown, who's doing your Google Page Ranking, because they ain't doing a very good job, I also pointed out that no matter what he says now you can't unsay what you've said, and funny enough I had some one to back up just what I said as accyman was sat on my settee at the time;)

JCB 18-02-2011 18:21
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 884620)
By the way, she isn't really called Ruby Murray.
A beautiful singer , with her first number one in 1955 called Softly Softly .

garinda 18-02-2011 18:34
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 884742)
I got a little surprise this lunchtime (it was a big one really) I received a phone call from the Leader of HBC, informing me of his little slip up, I think my reply was something like ya bloody clown, who's doing your Google Page Ranking, because they ain't doing a very good job, I also pointed out that no matter what he says now you can't unsay what you've said, and funny enough I had some one to back up just what I said as accyman was sat on my settee at the time;)
I just heard about this worried call.

From the person visiting you at the time.

:D

garinda 18-02-2011 18:37
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 884742)
I got a little surprise this lunchtime (it was a big one really) I received a phone call from the Leader of HBC, informing me of his little slip up, I think my reply was something like ya bloody clown, who's doing your Google Page Ranking, because they ain't doing a very good job, I also pointed out that no matter what he says now you can't unsay what you've said, and funny enough I had some one to back up just what I said as accyman was sat on my settee at the time;)
Tell him to phone me.

I could have him up there with Mother Theresa, by this time in May, if his P.R. was handed over to me.

I don't come cheap, mind.

;)

jaysay 18-02-2011 18:39
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 884760)
Tell him to phone me.

I could have him up there with Mother Theresa, by this time in May, if his P.R. was handed over to me.

I don't come cheap, mind.

;)
So I've heard:rolleyes::rolleyes::D

jaysay 18-02-2011 18:42
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 884760)
Tell him to phone me.

I could have him up there with Mother Theresa, by this time in May, if his P.R. was handed over to me.

I don't come cheap, mind.

;)
Like Mother Teresa, by this time in May, I didn't realise Jesus had come back to earth and was performing miracles G, you've kept that very secretive mate:eek::eek:

cashman 18-02-2011 19:57
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 884742)
I got a little surprise this lunchtime (it was a big one really) I received a phone call from the Leader of HBC, informing me of his little slip up, I think my reply was something like ya bloody clown, who's doing your Google Page Ranking, because they ain't doing a very good job, I also pointed out that no matter what he says now you can't unsay what you've said, and funny enough I had some one to back up just what I said as accyman was sat on my settee at the time;)
Someone musta told him about the article in the National Newspaper.?:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:

lancsdave 18-02-2011 20:04
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 884742)
I got a little surprise this lunchtime (it was a big one really) I received a phone call from the Leader of HBC, informing me of his little slip up, I think my reply was something like ya bloody clown, who's doing your Google Page Ranking, because they ain't doing a very good job, I also pointed out that no matter what he says now you can't unsay what you've said, and funny enough I had some one to back up just what I said as accyman was sat on my settee at the time;)

Did you mention the bogs ? :D

garinda 18-02-2011 20:14
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 884763)
Like Mother Teresa, by this time in May, I didn't realise Jesus had come back to earth and was performing miracles G, you've kept that very secretive mate:eek::eek:
You don't need miracles, to get someone out of their naughty habits

http://www.nuncostume.org.uk/wp-cont...1/SEXYNUNA.jpg

and to start putting a sock in it.

;)

accyman 18-02-2011 20:21
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now would be an ideal time to do a u-turn on the toilet situation and get all the bad decisions out of the way in one go

thats my P.R advice :D

garinda 18-02-2011 20:30
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Originally Posted by accyman (Post 884792)
now would be an ideal time to do a u-turn on the toilet situation and get all the bad decisions out of the way in one go

thats my P.R advice :D
A U-turn on the toilet could create a terrible mess.

accyman 18-02-2011 21:36
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 884796)
A U-turn on the toilet could create a terrible mess.
yes but then we would all be in it together :D


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