ASDA hiding ciggies

[susie123]

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

Dear me Jay, have you had a humour bypass ? What I believe Max meant was that because you'd agreed with Kes-x (and being aware of his continued referal to drugs) you must agree with that also, but then knowing your aversion & vehement contra-arguments, it was, I perceive a stab at dry humour. (following so far ? Jolly good)

Then you retort with a derogatory comment, surely if you'd just given it a minute or two for the ol' grey cells to mull over M.t.C's character, response style & contributions thus far, you'd no doubt gather he'd meant his comment in jest. Oft times folk take things as read on here (as Marg P has frequently pointed out ..... sorry Ma) the inflection & nuances are not there to judge on a screen as would be the case face to face.

Now kiss & make up & lets all go back to being happy Bunnies shall we ?

Ever thought of going into the diplomatic service Dave?

[Less]

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

And as to the moronic minister Lansley (Con) who reckons fags have no place in UK, has he thought of the job losses & tax deficit such a stance would incur ?

Surely you have got the honourable minister wrong?
Fags have no place in good, solid british lungs, just as armaments have no place ripping said organs from british bodies.
However, just like our armaments industry, we can continue a tobacco industry so long as it only affects the third world purchaser,
There, see no real harm done after all.

[maxthecollie]

Originally Posted by jaysay

And where do you get that from clown, I gave up smoking 34 years ago about the same time you had a frontal lobotomy

Who are you calling a clown .Do you think you are above all others. Can you not take a joke.I meant that because you take so many pills you rely on drugs.

[Less]

Originally Posted by maxthecollie

Who are you calling a clown .Do you think you are above all others. Can you not take a joke.I meant that because you take so many pills you rely on drugs.

You must forgive him, maxthecollie looks so similar to kestralx on his keyboard he's easily confused.

[DaveinGermany]

Originally Posted by Less

Surely you have got the honourable minister wrong?
Fags have no place in good, solid british lungs, just as armaments have no place ripping said organs from british bodies.
However, just like our armaments industry, we can continue a tobacco industry so long as it only affects the third world purchaser,
There, see no real harm done after all.

Right, got you now, valid point. How foolish of me not to understand the dishonourable member's (rather apt choice of word) standpoint on this issue. I know, there I go again just assuming things & not reading 'twixt the lines of gobbledygook & poppy-cock. (again a good choice of noun)

[DaveinGermany]

Originally Posted by maxthecollie

Who are you calling a clown .Do you think you are above all others. Can you not take a joke.I meant that because you take so many pills you rely on drugs.

Well I was half way along the right lines. Ere I go, presuming again.

[DaveinGermany]

Originally Posted by susie123

Ever thought of going into the diplomatic service Dave?

Good Lord No ! Having to kiss the arse of Johnny foreigner, not being allowed to insult people & criticise cretins, get thee behind me Satan or should that be Jezebel ?

No, on second thoughts not behind me, or you'll be stubbin' fags out on my lovely hairy behind !

See what I did there ? Back to fags, maybe fags isn't the most ideal of words when used in the same sentence as behind ?

[maxthecollie]

Originally Posted by jaysay

And where do you get that from clown, I gave up smoking 34 years ago about the same time you had a frontal lobotomy

With Cretins like you who needs clowns

[maxthecollie]

Originally Posted by jaysay

He's not that intelligent susie

More intelligent than you . I have a brain that I can put in gear

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by maxthecollie

Who are you calling a clown .Do you think you are above all others. Can you not take a joke.I meant that because you take so many pills you rely on drugs.

Now I can see why I labeled you a clown, I would always think there was something wrong when some one names themselves after a dog

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by maxthecollie

More intelligent than you . I have a brain that I can put in gear

Then for heavens sake take it out of reverse and into neutral your retarded enough

[Stevie R]

Originally Posted by jaysay

Now I can see why I labeled you a clown, I would always think there was something wrong when some one names themselves after a dog

My dog`s called Daveingermany

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by Stevie R

My dog`s called Daveingermany

Wait for the flak

[DaveinGermany]

Originally Posted by Stevie R

My dog`s called Daveingermany

No sorry, right over the top I'm afraid, having a somewhat blonde moment, could you elaborate please ?

See Jay, a little patience, find out first if you're being insulted before going off on one.

And the avatar it's a Donkey, not a Dog, I know they both begin with "D" & rest assured I won't be sniffing round your crotch !

[maxthecollie]

Originally Posted by jaysay

Wait for the flak

You are a top class Cretin ,self opinionated and should not be allowed on AccyWeb as you can never post without calling people