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This is getting way too serious for "Anything Goes" ... time to lighten things up:

Toronto police called to investigate raccoon break-and-enter - Toronto - CBC News

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I have been known to be wrong and will admit it when I am, I once hire a video from blockbusters, free willy, I didn't know it was about a killer whale, I once asked for four candles and got handles for forks, but on this occasion I am correct in my assessment. So be very wary when approaching traffic cones, thats cones for traffic. Its the cones you see standing alone or in formations that are intimidating, that are traffic clones.
Book him Danno

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Even worse would be clones that disguise themselves as cones by cloning themselves in a manner which would prevent us from seeing the resulting cones are clones that disguised themselves in the first place...



I think, perhaps, possibly, maybe?

:o

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Now you are stating the obvious ... everyone knows this. Although I have to admire the clarity and succinctness of your expression;)

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Could you explain 'admire'?

Nobody ever said that about one of my posts before.

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Typo;)

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Jaysay stop signing in to other peoples accounts.

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When I think of all the times I walked home from a night on the ale when I was a student, wearing a clone on my head. I wonder if it's affected my brain?

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Shut up you:D

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Er ... yes.

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Ya I was wonder about somebody who always tips Stanley to win 8-1, 9-1 or other scores like thatwas very strange, but now you've explained it doesn't sound that daft really:D:D

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Think it's Latin Less, ad mire.

ad (to/towards) mire (bog/quagmire/swamp) :D

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Perfect ... if you post five words or less, you have a good chance of getting most of them right;):D

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Unless it's "should of got" - no not you Jaysay, not guilty for once. ;)

Oh dear Eric - isn't it five words or fewer? :hidewall:

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In Jaysay's case it is "less" it's the size of the words, rather than the number, which is important.;)

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Nicely wriggled out of!:rolleyes:

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Perhaps he said, five words or less, meaning that Jay still can't spell my name?
:p

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No copulating clones tonight then Dave? Missing my nightly fix of mucky pics!!

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And I see that Less has already pointed out the cunning pun;)

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Me mam got me up fer work one morning to find one plus a red paraffin lamp on the window bottom. I told her the bulb had gone in the bedroom, but that didn't wash.:D

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I went out on patrol this afternoon and did not spot one traffic clone, but I was not in populated areas. I have posted some piccys as proof.

1. Mercer Park.
2. View with Clayton to my back, Rishton to the left Gt. Harwood to the right.

If you are looking for "mucky" you will notice horses in the field, the mucky bits are those brown lumps.

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Guess that'll have to do...

My sense of scale may be all wrong but is that your mutt in the bottom LH corner of pic 2? Or another horse? Or could be a llama? :confused:

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Is that Swales's farm in the second pic?

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Not sure where Swales farm is, but the buildings lower right are the shooting range, used Sunday mornings.
There are a line of pylons, just below that and across the field a patchy row of trees, that is Tottleworth Road

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Good to see the clones aint infiltrated the area yet.

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I thought that to sue (that rhymes), i am going for it being a small permed horse. We have also got to think, that given the clones abilities for animal telepathy the horses etc could be sleeper cells ready to unleash hell on the human populous at a moments notice from their masters. Just imagine all the kicking and biting there would be and then all the running away a the sight of a vigorously waved asda bag.Carnage would ensue.

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Are you getting this confused with the first day of the January sales?
:)

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You are correct, "Bob" is in the guard position, he has been trained to detect and guard off traffic clones, as opposed to traffic cones, thats cones for traffic.

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Don't go too deep into the subject, there are things its better not to know, like, why chickens don't have lips, and, who put the bop in the bop shoo waddy whop.

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Ya but what about the ram in the ramalamadingdong:D must apologies Eric don't know if that is spelt right:rolleyes:

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za-ba-dak, ka-ra-ka-ko-ra-ka-ka-ra-kak, al together now, za-ba-dak

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Sorry ... dating myself here ... that would be Ringstonhalgh Farm ... Swales used to farm it ... and they delivered milk by horse and cart.:eek: I remember, hopefully with some degree of accuracy, that one could look over their pasture to 'Arrod and Rishton. I got the same view from my bedroom window at 46 Rishton Rd. Just curious is all.

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And what a view, Eric. Bet you didn't appreciate it at the time.

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No I didn't ... nor did I think I'd live to see a time when milk only came in cartons:mad: ... and aliens were green, came from our own solar system, and were kept in check by Dan Dare and Digby;)

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I dont know but I'd like to shake his hand......

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It seems like there is some link to Express Gifts and the clones/cones. quite a few dotted about at express gifts in clayton-- I couldnt take pics cause of cameras

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What because he brought your baby back to you Dave:D

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Are you sure they are cones?
From what I heard they will be Poles, (they cost less).
:D

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haha no. That is in the warehouse in church where they hire all the polish

in clayton its the call center etc(i work in dataprep).

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Does it take that much cleaning then ? :)

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No problem eric, and to repeat my offer if you want an updated photo of any location within walking distance let me know

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Dont worry I am on the case, post 560 has the head office covered at Church and the second picture here is clayton, so we have that covered as well, the lack numbers will be covered by my next post.

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I was on patrol in the town centre , when I noticed the lack of traffic clones around town, as opposed to traffic cones, thats cones for traffic.

I intensified my efforts, and came across a strange gathering in the bowels of the Arndale car park, this particular gathering glowed and as the light faded the glow got stronger, I was not able to observe this phenomenon to its conclusion as I got scared and ran out screaming like a sissy.

I blame this on my medication, and not wearing the right underwear, plus I didn't want to get my dress dirty.....ok nurse I'm coming.:gorgeous::flasher8::silly::clown:

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Seems the arndale security are earning there corn, they jailed em.

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Right we know about the cones & clones, but what about the Clowns ? These drones subservient to the will & command of their cone/clone masters, below an image of one taken as it mindlessly goes through its routine.

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I once ate a clown, it tasted funny.

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Was the flavour reminiscent of a night time beverage made from powdered chocolate?

If so, I think you just ate Cocoa the clown.
:golly: oops sorry, that's dark chocolate!

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Oh they aint mindless dave, They have been indoctrinated by descendants of the Gestapo n S.S.

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So they didn't all disappear off to Brazil & Argentina ? ;)

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Nah some U.S.A. n some U.K. ;) At least those the Torys deemed worth keeping.:D

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Some of them can actually be seen in company with a higher authority, see below.

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Should that not be "higher intelligence" Sue ? :)

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Of course Dave, silly me... I bow to your higher... authority :rolleyes:

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No, no Sue, I am merely a footsoldier in our rage against the machines. Lets face, it your average Plastic plod, Traffic taliban or jobsworth aren't usually the sharpest tools in the toolbox, malicious, petty & vindictive yes, but not big on thinks. :D ;)

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It tasted of corks..........I think it was Korky the Clown

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They're the same over here ... seem to have been modelled on Wodehouse's Constable Oates, who can barely muster the intellect to stand under a tree waiting for Gussie Fink-Nottle to come down.

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Please define a Gussie Fink-Nottle???:confused:

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An upper class twit who collects newts, from "Jeeves and Wooster". He's the type that tories appoint as cabinet ministers in sensitive portfolios.;)

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I've been stopping in Clayton since Friday. They are following me

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Well yeh brought it on yerself mate,Stopping down yon.:D

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Well i don't think their that competent.:D;)

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Close to the action

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I'm not sure if you have the possible difference between traffic clones , and traffic cones, thats cones for traffic, sorted yet.

The cones that are among us assisting in the separation of traffic from possible problems are traffic cones, thats cones for traffic. These can be approached and put on your head or you can shout down the narrow end DA DIT DA DOOO, or other things as you see fit.

Its the individual clones or specific groups of clones that are not there to assist traffic. These individuals or groups that lurk or poise themselves are the the traffic clones.

It is this subtle difference that has assisted the traffic clones in its relentless infiltration of society. If you come across this group be afraid, be very afraid.

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I'm beginning to be concerned, i rang a mate at 12-55 n he said, I will be oer in 10 Mins, Still not arrived n i know fer fact some Cones/Clones ? were lurking near his house, Hope he aint been abducted.:eek:

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They've certainly given those railings a right hammering. I wonder if they got impatient, waiting for the pizza shop to open?

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They're even climbing walls now:D

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Can I just for a moment bring you all back to the extinguisher, just to keep you all up to date with its progress.

It is now in the open and heading for Church again, it is within spitting distance of the bridge that takes the Dunkenhalgh Way over the canal.

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Back to the traffic clones, as opposed to traffic cones, thats cones for traffic.

I was walking in the area of Hyndburn Brook and up on the high ground I observed the objects that I have presented for discussion to the group. I have no idea what they are, but I noticed a dead traffic clone in the low area adjacent to my position.

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An interesting mutation, with a yellow and black backup. Perhaps they are responsible for seeing off the dead clone that you observed?

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Or are they just waiting for some snow?

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You must go for long walks, the road sign is in Chinese, I trust you take a flask and some bloater paste sandwiches.

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Nobody listens to me, I said they where poles!

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The submariner section of the traffic clones must be having difficulties, I submit the photos for analysis. They were all observed in and around Hyndburn Brook, so are not connected to the canal faction.

If you are of a nervous disposition don't view the last one, it has clearly droned.

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You are getting to subtle, could you do a sub text with that type of post for those of us that find it hard keeping up with the class.

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The amount of times you have said this-- I think it quite possible that you are obsessed. :tongueout

But yeah. Perhaps a further explanation with pictures that explain the differences are in order?:)

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especially if they were after a Chicken Tikka Jalfrezi from there mmmmmm

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I believe Fox are planning to jump on the band wagon with film about aliens replicating one of the Simpsons It will star Macaulay Culkin and will be called:-


'Homer Cloned'

O.K. I'll get my coat and go do a spell along the canal, (walks away muttering to himself about true genius only being recognised when your dead).

:clown:

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In cases like these, there is probably a simple explanation. I would think that they have been discarded by rowdy supporters of Blackpool, who somehow ended up in Clayton looking for a decent pizza. The colors are a dead giveaway.

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I don't think obsession comes into it, this is a matter of global security, and I think you have to up your game if we are to survive.

We cant spend time with explanations, I have to patrol in stealth mode, just attend the training sessions, toughen up soldier.

Just remember you started this thread, obsessed about rubbish, we have gone into rubbish, fire extinguishers, aliens, penguins, traffic clones as opposed to traffic cones thats cones for traffic, balls (spherical) poles, ducks...obesessed me...........I'm a little teapot.......can you here me mother........ok nurse i'm coming

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Thats better, I understood that.

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I traveled in a different direction today, but discovered something that made the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.First picture, observations please.

The rest of the photos are the locations of the latest traffic clones, as opposed to traffic cones, thats cones for traffic.

We will not go quietly into the night, make it so Mr. Crusher.:death1::Banane15:

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It is mimicking the ducks in hops that we do not notice it !

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So they are lame ducks - this is a new development.

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:eek: the ducks duck (hmm) their heads under the water. (in that canal who knows why!?!)

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Were all doomed, the ducks have just been pushed into the background with the arrival of the cygnets and goslings

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Is it getting ready to take off some where......................

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Welcome back to the doolaly section, is what getting ready to take off

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Taken on 29th June 2009(for some reason I marked the date on this picture)

I think i have captured the Swan after it has gathered its Cygnets for a meeting about the upcoming threats of Cider Bottles, Penguins, Fire Extinguishers, balls, traffic clones not traffic cones thats cones for traffic, poles, and weird guys that bring bread to entice them to take pictures.

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Your post 681 first picture, I think it may be ready to take off somewhere......................

Why what do you think its doing?

Oh yeah and hi Mr Doolally!! ;)

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So what your saying Restless is the Swan has previous then:D

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It depends on your perspective, I thought it was farming fresh water mussels. Ready for the invasion. When I read you called me Mr.Doolally I spilled my horlicks on my tutu

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Daily update of the locations of the traffic clones as opposed to traffic cones thats cones for traffic. The last picture is of a previously unknown location for the extinguishers.

The third picture you have seen before but as you can see it has now dismounted.

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I am glad I made you chuckle.............:rolleyes:

Nah I deff think its getting ready to go some where, have you done anything to upset it Dave?

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Could I just ask?

Which Chemist do you use for your developing? I wander around with my Kodak 127 taking piccies but when I want them developed, can you rush them through I ask, the Chemist always says come back in three days.
http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Comp...110_camera.gif

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OMG you drink Horlicks........ heths right you are Mr doolally.

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I am always right I am a ladeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee dont you know! ;)

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A ladeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i think thats pushing it a bit heth:hidewall::hidewall::hesoff::D:D

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A true gem my friend ... a classic;):D This will have a prominent place when someone publishes an annotated collection of your posts:theband:

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:eek:

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A bit, a flaming lot Dave:D:D