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Will you be going to Jamaica? Bit cold in Accy!

Largest nude wedding in the world - YouTube

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Here's a couple of male guests... and the chairs will have more clothes on than the guests!

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It was his idea.

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That sand can chaff in the wrong place.

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Just a gentle reminder, there will be others, as & when. ;)

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And I thought the Fire extinguisher and the clone getting married was disturbing...

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To get back to very important matters I think I have something very important to report. I was outside work the other day having a cigarette and minding my own business when I noticed something resembling a cone in someone's window which was impersonating a flower vase. I then turned round to find something similar on the opposite street (I was on a corner). Does this mean that they have now started to infiltrate our homes and should I be concerned if one suddenly appears on my windowsill? I would appreciate advice from the experts as I am extremely concerned for my safety and the safety of my family.

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The chief expert (davemac) wil probably want to know whether it was a cone or a clone. And the colour?

Mind you he's not been the same since that machine messed with his brain (post 763)...

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They were identical - both red cylindrical objects (may have been disguising their true shape) with a white stripe in the middle - one had white lilies coming out the top and the other had unidentifiable red flowers. I could take photos but don't want to be seen as loitering outside peoples front windows and also don't know how to upload - but I would appreciate our expert Davemacs opinion as to whether further investigation might be needed - by the way they were both in houses which are near to water!

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You will have to submit photos for a proper assessment to take place,but as the base is open to assist in mating I cannot see that they will have flowers in or be acting as a vase.

Traffic Clones, as opposed to Traffic Cones, thats Cones for traffic are unable to climb steps, or stairs, very similar to Daleks, (and are the same shape coincidently)

They are unable to negotiate obstacles, which gives us an advantage. The uploaded photo demonstrates this problem.
I await your report agent singleton, nanoo nanoo, mork, over and out, Ooh ere misses.

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Not all of them get along. Here is a standoff between clone add fire extinguisher

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Was it High Noon when you tokk that pic?

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Would of been better. Nope. About an hour ago. :-)

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Thank you very much for this information. Unfortunately I don't know how to upload photos on to this site, additionally I don't want to be seen as noseying into people's houses taking photos as it's bad enough having to lurk suspiciously on a street corner to have a cigarette. From what you say though it sounds as though things might be ok and I might just be in panic mode. But do you think they might have turned themselves upside down to fool people into thinking they're harmless domestic objects? And my partner just pointed out that Daleks have now evolved so that they can get up and downstairs! I don't think we are at all safe, I will investigate further tomorrow and do a search of my office to make sure we haven't been infiltrated over the weekend.
Nanoo nanoo, over and out - Agent Singleton signing out.

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I think you should tell your partner that daleks are on the telly, and not real, but clones are a real and present danger as witnessed by their presence all around us.

To upload a photo, when you click"reply post", in the box that you type in, above it there is a paper clip. clicking this opens the box that lets you upload photos. When this is mastered the world is your lobster.

And yes you have permission from the committee to have a good gawp through windows in the nations interest.

Remember the world is depending on you. this tape will self destruct in............. :fire:...........bum, that went off soon.

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A message for our leader Davemac - I have been out today with my camera ready to photograph my evidence after being given your permission - both vases have disappeared mysteriously over the weekend, one has been replaced by a cream coloured vase with lilies poking out the top, the other apparently gone forever not sure what to do next would appreciate your advice, on a brighter note no evidence of cones, clones or clowns in my office (well maybe a couple of clowns but can cope with them) - signing out now, etc etc etc.....

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You must maintain a constant alert status ready for when they reappear, When you call me the leader I feel so rownry

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As you see anne Dave has taught me to always maintain red alert status

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Is that a secret agent disguised as an HBC wheelie bin Restless;)

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Do you know what the odds are for a picture to contain both a traffic clone, as opposed to traffic cones, thats cones for traffic, and a shopping trolley in the same picture.
Never mind the fact that it is inside a shopping trolley as well, I think you should buy a lottery ticket!

I assumed you took the photo up your back passage.............short pause for innuendos to be inserted...........and had backup from the group Clone Harvester Under Military Protection. Thats CHUMP for short.

I have just noticed in the background there is a breeding stack, you were lucky to get away.

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Seems there is a couple outside my back door.... Pics to follow

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The extinguisher report is that it has reversed direction and is now lurking around Riley's Swing bridge, lets be careful out there. The baby extinguisher is still bobbing around the Conservative Club, but don't worry its not a member so they wont let it in.

Secondly I was Walking around Wilson's Playing field when a Clone, as opposed to traffic cones, thats cones for traffic, jumped out and exposed his position to me. I was non plussed, my plus had never been so nonned.

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You said a couple, I can see three, any explanation for not telling us the full story?

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Are they reproducing

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haha. My eyesight is the explanation. From the viewpoint of the clone When i looked from the position of the traffic clone, as opposed to traffic cones, thats cones for traffic inside the shopping trolley. A couple is all I could make out.

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I told you the trolleys had dodgy motives but nobody would listen, well maybe after that photo by restless the proof is irrefutable. I hate to say i told you so but i told you so.

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some funny goings on in Clayton with the clones(of not disrespectful)

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whats that contraption hanging on the fence Restless

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not sure if you click the pic and then when it opens in new tab/window you can zoom in and see another. Perhaps it is to add strength the fence

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:eek:Or is it the connection to a device ready to attack some unsuspecting earthlings:eek::D

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perhaps... they will stop at nothing!

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Is that the back of Water Street and Cambridge Street?

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certainly is

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You mean they've infiltrated the Town Centre area Restless:eek::eek:

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like I say they are onto me :eek:

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Clones are everywhere.:eek::eek:

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Best watch what you say. The more you talk about them, take pictures etc. The closer they get to your house.

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Its what i see from various pics posted, i never take pics, threw camera away years ago, had too many pics n got fed up taking em. They won't get near my house Oscar will have em.:D

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Put it back in your pants!

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Your still not feeding him then cashy, keeping him keen and mean:D

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Attachment 20080 Found this one outside lower withams farm weighted with stones to stop it escaping

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Well done max we must keep these little blitters in check:eek:

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now this is a weird one that I recently stumbled upon....

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Its a portal its a portal panic panic.............:eek::eek::eek:

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Found the same one today lurking behind a tree, looks like he didn't put it back.

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You need to take more water with the drink Rob...

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Its obviously an undercover agent Restless:rolleyes:

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We have been distracted, its on its way back to Clayton.:help:

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Be afraid Dave, be very afraid

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They appear to be under attack :eek:

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Examining the pic closely it appears that when born their young are very dark in colour and only get their bright red plumage when fully matured:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:;)

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As I arrived at work this morning and walked into the foyer I thought to myself "take the stairs or take the lift" I took the stairs and.........

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Oh my god they've infiltrated industry now, they're working as painters:eek::eek:

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Another one left for dead in my area of residence

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Look at the amount of nostril attachments on that.

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Has the retrieval squad not picked the corpse up yet Restless;)

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havent been back to look yet. I do not wish to return to the scene of the crime, in case I am suspected. ;)

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Its been a while since I posted any activity. But now I have the pics off my camera.. here is one from sunday


http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p...e/DSCF0145.jpg

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almost forgot about these two

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AArrgghh! seems the clones have reached the Coppice - and it has a net for capturing things!

Glad to see the first one in your second post seems to be safely contained behind bars - but what is Bob the builder doing with one?

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I think the clones are trying alter the minds of children to sympathize to their agenda

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Looks like a bivouac Restless, its got its blanket with it:rolleyes:

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Reporting from Clayton

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Obviously a victim of GBH Restless:rolleyes:

Im sure Davemac will be on the scene to photograph it from diff angles, perhaps panoramic
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It looks like it's being sick to me.

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perhaps davemac has been introducing it to whatever he carries around in his flask

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One was on main news tonight, racing down Alnwick high street.:D

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I dont have a flask, I just keep it in a brown paper bag

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Must get a bit soggy Dave.

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No its in a bottle, thats how they sell "meths" now.

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Attachment 21492
Wheres my dad?

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In hiding?
Attachment 21493

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Looks like they could be trying to contact the mother ship "phone home":rolleyes:

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Finally the thread has gone full circle

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Do you know its been that long I had forgot that, it was the frosty jack cider bottles.
And to sort of end it, I have included some funereal cones, but in this case, not cones for traffic but cones for a final journey.

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Could actually be the last post Dave:rolleyes:

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Or then again,perhaps not.:D

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:jimbo::jimbo::jimbo::D

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I have actually never seen black&white cones before today

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Black ones are dead ones - red blood turns black when the oxygen in it has gone.

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Black and White cones are the commanders.

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I thought perhaps "Illegals"?:D

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What does that say about the yellow ones?

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They're definitely taking a jaundiced view - or else they're cowards.

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Um thats why my blood is very dark when I nick myself shaving:eek::D

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Too much 'Frosty Jack's'...jaundiced...liver knackered.

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We may have been distracted and moved onto other things, but...........it is still lurking.

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Its probably waiting fer the right time Dave.:eek:

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Don't want to get all PC about this but I reckon a good brief could get that fire extinguisher a fair amount of compensation.. I mean you've kept it under tabs for months and pretty sure this is a contravene to it's rights as a "traveller"..I'll say no more.;)

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It's one of the "Boat People

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That only pertains to things of this planet, we established long ago that it was not of this earth, be afraid, be very afraid

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Don't let it worry you Dave Mancie ain't from this planet either;):)

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Any idea where from .

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The planet Zog:rolleyes:

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They're waiting for me outside work now!

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Looks like their agents are onto ya Restless:cool:

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I see they've brought their one-eyed leader with the black collar to pin you down.