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Defo GBH on a defenseless cone :D

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Announcing the AccyWebbers very own:-

Spot The Extinguisher Competition

A fire extinguisher has been concealed somewhere within the attached picture 1st Prize Karma points to person that put's an X nearest to it
Booby Prize for placing Your X furthest away from the extinguisher, an anul probing by the beings inside the extinguisher, that will teach you to be more observant!
:)

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am I close

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I'd risk entering the competition, as long as the Booby Prize includes a tube of personal lubricant:eek:

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I think you have to update your equipment if you want to be instantly responsive to todays environment. Start with a Polaroid instamatic, you can hold these up to the computer screen and they upload automatically.

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It could be worse, it could be an annual probing!
http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Scie.../Virus_bug.gif

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That's how Jaysay would have put it.;)

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He could survive either an anul or an annual probing, so long as there isn't a spelling test afterwards.

:D

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Hey you two I'm listening, do you know it's an offence to take the Pee out of a cripple:eek::D

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Surely it's a worse offence to put the pee into a cripple?

There's a hose pipe and water bottle attached to the probe!

https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/im...OKwY_aFNZVswPw

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I see from the new avatar that Dave WM221 is finally getting serious about tackling the menaces that surround us - at least he's got the protective gear on!

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**under the cone

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Questions have to answered, who is keeping secrets, on todays patrol I was doing a perimeter sweep (yard brush and shovel).

I discovered one of the contributers to this site has not disclosed his close attachment to the traffic clones. The attached pictures show the work location of one of our contributers, yet he has not disclosed to us their existence, why ?

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That would then be a crile

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LMAO of course the member mentioned the cameras dotted around the place

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Single clone spotted in Killin this afternoon on the old railway walk.They are escaping over the border

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I didn't name names, have you something you want to say?

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when they are following me to work. No I do not :eek:

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Ill tell Less, and he's a specialist in "probing"

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hm why did you edit your post

:behead:

:D

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Every year? No thanks! Once is enough, and I had it done on Friday the thirteenth!
Sigmoidoscopy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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Very subtle max very subtle:D

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Did he alter his post?

Could it have been altered for him?

There are forces at work here none of us are capable of understanding, the fact that a thread such as this could have reached 48 pages proves that 'they', do not feel even the slightest bit threatened by anything disclosed on here.
'They' may have removed the word, 'himself', simply because 'they', don't like double entendres?

_

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I was drunk last night and now I am not sure what the joke was

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On Friday the thirteenth?

Whomsoever did that must be an imposter, definitely not a real alien, everyone knows that taking passage on a voyage of discovery is never started on Friday the thirteenth.

http://coilhouse.net/wp-content/uplo...1/05/MdL3j.gif

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I must be drunk this morning, I could see it.
:cool:

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Seems that in London the threat comes from mattresses.

Adventures in Mattressland: mattress spotting

But even there the clones are not far away.

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Thats clever, how did you do that?

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I think you are going off topic here, could I suggest a separate thread, this is a serious thread designed to stop world domination.:silly:

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I've notice you've now gone Quakers dave, really sad when that happens:cool:

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Do you mean like this John?

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No susie Was Quackers I ment:D

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...as in pwawn quackers?

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Came in to late to pass comment. :D Jay ..... Outstanding as always mate ! ;) :)

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best smiley ever!!

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Well come on, am I a quaker or quackers.

In order to show I am making an effort to be a quackers quaker I submit this picture, it is a damp mattress I spotted this afternoon. It wasn't damp when I found it, but this proved I am making an effort.

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I today discovered an Al Clonida training camp and breeding facility, you will see by the pictures we are overwhelmed by the numbers. We have to mobilise, economise, priorotise, energise, and stigmatise.



We must get the B52'Sto drop WD40 ASAP

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I didn't put it on as a smiley, I thought it might be proof of a mothership unloading it's cargo of invading aliens.

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They may be making WMDs - or a launcher for a mass attack.

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Hell they do look serious :eek:

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Apparently they are having the same problem in Australia

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And of course China have reported similar sightings

The Railway is being attacked!
I've just sneaked out the back way, I always do that when it's my round.
What do I find?
Big orange Plastic objects preparing to block my passage.
If I'd delayed long enough to get Mick another pint, I wouldn't be able to report how close to the centre of life these things have got.
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:eek::eek::eek:WHAT ABOUT POOR MICK:eek::eek:Ya didn't leave him did ya Less:eek:

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He always goes out the front way, gets confused because that's were I said I'd be (smoking a fag) gets bored and goes home.

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Phew thank god for that:D

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:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: now they know where the accyweb members meet. They are on to us!!

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Those are seriously big ones, they must be part of the elite advance forces. :eek:

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I think they are swimming in, they are using water as a means of positioning, check the toilets before use, and remember they are trying to block your passage

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had to be up early to catch this one

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Well it looks like they're not that bad after all, looks like they get gatted on a Saturday night too:D

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What do you make of this people, taken within the last hour, I have no idea what is going on. Answers written on a £5 note and passed to me surreptitiously, thats a bit like golden syrup but a bit thicker, just like me

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Obviously the first one is a decoy and the second one as caught snipers hiding behind a wall, be careful Dave don't let um catch you it could get nasty

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But whats with the merry Christmas sleigh, and remember it was this afternoon that I observed this occurrence.

Thinking about it the jolly gent dresses in red, could be mistaken for a clone at a distance, and has unfettered access to chimneys. He could have his ding dong merrily on high.

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Todays report is disturbing, I have located the extinguisher, the cause of all the trouble. It has been to Church and is on its way back to Clayton. We dont know what it did when it arrived at Church, so in order to find out, has any person who lives in Church woke up this morning and cant remember what happened last night?

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Had a long walk to my parents house today and I have also been active

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That would be Tealeaf, but he wakes up like that every Monday morning:D

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and you know this because...

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A ball in the canal a ball in my parents garden. They are onto me!

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Impressive, you can do the splits that far?
:eek:

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I can't touch my toes no chance of doing splits

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1) Tracks the position of the FE quite well
2) a close up of FE
3) had to go docs at acorn center. Nothing to do with canal. But hmmmm New Takeaway. Wonder what mouthwatering food they make?
4) Hmm you can buy your own Conservatives here
5) Panoramic football shot

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I discovered a breading stack of clones, as opposed to traffic cones thats cones for traffic.

They were lurking on the outskirts of Rishton, look closely and you will see its a multiple breading stack, but more alarming was the discovery of the brain replacement attachment seen in the background.

This equipment is used to remove your brain through the nostril tubes, and it replaces your brain with a copy of Frankie Howard's brain. How do I know, I hear you ask, well I'll tell you misses ,no listen, titter ye not, ooh no please......you will all be assimilated,resistance is futile,ooh er misses


nurse, hes out of bed again

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This is a photo I found online showing the police searching the canal at Burnley prior to Lizzie's jaunt on a canal barge.

No fire extinguishers or cones in sight - got to give dingles credit for that;)

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They've pusted um all our way:eek::eek:

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Urban Dictionary: pust

Don't use language like that here :eek:- use over 18 section please

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Margaret you know very well that I'm a cunning linguist:rolleyes:

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:eek: we have never met :eek:
....and after that naughty remark, I don't want to.

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This thread is getting silly!

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Anything goes Dave, anything goes.................................:rolleyes:

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Exactly heth:D

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I pust
you pust
he pust's
she pust's
we pust
they pust

I just can't keep up with all the new words.
:p

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But what about the stuff that already went

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thats gone never to be seen again

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Judging by post 763, the last thing that went with Dave was his brain...

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Ere, no, listen, don't mock the afflicted, titter ye not, no dont

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i know its a bit late(3.30am) but I feel i am not safe posting these pics any other time

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and certainly the most telling! :eek:

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Thats because the waterways lads will have been cleaning the area around finsley gate and the mile for the last couple of weeks in readiness for the visit.The prospect of our monarch being attacked by clones or trolleys doesn't bare thinking about:eek:

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It would be treason:D

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So these cones, clones whatever aren't really from somewhere else ? They're ours ? Home bred ? That's it, we're well & truly stuffed now ! :eek: It's all doom & gloom from here on in. ;)

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Eh up now the blue tits are after the cones, not the clones but the ones that we do use for traffic.

There's no place like cone! The family of birds who have built their nest inside a traffic marker | Mail Online

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Must say those baby tits could easily pass for aliens.

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Just occurred to me Dave - the home of the clones could be somewhere as close as Colne and they're all dyslexic...

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Not just blue ! Some of you girls have been fraternising with the enemy too :D That Mad Donna springs to mind. ;)

Bullet bras and cone bras for 1950's pin up girl look

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Bet you enjoyed researching that one Dave.:p

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I thought that aswell Sue.

Its official they are now breeding!!!!

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

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Ladies please, (in fact let me rephrase that) Lady & Heth (told you ;)) it's a damned dirty job, but someone has to do it. You could never comprehend the difficulty, anxiety & furtive shiftyness I've had use to gather this information. :D

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Why, was Marion looking over your shoulder??

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Frequently ! :(



:D

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I know you are posting late at night, but you must keep up if we are not to lose the fight, see post 737.

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I know its a long shot, but I ordered the red one just to check out the theory, it should go with my tutu.

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:) i noticed the pics(lol@Al Clonida). Did you capture the clone and the canister withing close proximity of each other? I took the walk that way by chance because I was visiting a friend that way and decided to take a longer walk. It seems I am destined to stalk your footsteps

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If you keep this up we will have to get married.:gorgeous::cake:

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Oooh goody - can I start looking for a hat?

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We need pics of that outfit!

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heeheehee! Yeah you did say you will get me back but c'mon thought it would be better than that seen as your the best ass in the world?! ;)

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Its going to be a nudist marriage, but hats and shoes are a must. If you could post pictures of your outfit we can then coordinate the guest list.

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I've only just ordered it, so it will take time to arrive.

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Does Restless know that?