Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 880300)

I asked the same question when I read that :D

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 880306)

Go along Peel Street.

Cross the outdoor market.

Go through doors of Market Hall.

Cross the wide open space of the hall, where once there were stalls.

Mount the stairs.

Walk through the empty tables of Britcliffe's coffee and bun shop.

Arrive at toilets.

Thankfully enjoy the relief.

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 880306)

'What's all the fuss?' said Cllr. Britcliffe.

'The other toilets are only a hundred yards away.'

Ignoring the fact that we live in a metric world, I'll eat my Easter bonnet if it's 'only a hunderd yards'.

Go along Peel Street.

Cross the outdoor market.

Go through doors of Market Hall.

Cross the wide open space of the hall, where once there were stalls.

Mount the stairs.

Walk through the empty tables of Britcliffe's coffee and bun shop.

Arrive at toilets.

Thankfully enjoy the relief.

We know he was a special needs teacher, and from his previous posts on here, we know accuracy with figures isn't his strong point, but if he expects us to believe it's 'only 100 yards' he must think we're all sat on the special bus, licking the windows.

Originally Posted by Less (Post 880287)

I was musing along the line of facilities, o.k. So the shops don't have their own toilets, is there anything in the rent agreement about toilets? Is there a legal maximum distance a landlord can expect a tenant to have to go before finding a relief station? Is there any decency in a council or it's leader that claims to be saving 10k by inconveniencing traders, bus drivers and shoppers when they spend almost half that amount per year on free butties for themselves?
Cut down on your own luxuries before you remove ordinary folk the pleasure of spending a penny.

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 880306)

'What's all the fuss?' said Cllr. Britcliffe.

'The other toilets are only a hundred yards away.'

Ignoring the fact that we live in a metric world, I'll eat my Easter bonnet if it's 'only a hunderd yards'.

Go along Peel Street.

Cross the outdoor market.

Go through doors of Market Hall.

Cross the wide open space of the hall, where once there were stalls.

Mount the stairs.

Walk through the empty tables of Britcliffe coffee and bun shop.

Arrive at toilets.

Thankfully enjoy the relief.

We know he was a special needs teacher, and from his previous posts on here, we know accuracy with figures isn't his strong point, but if he expects us to believe it's 'only 100 yards' he must think we're all sat on the special bus, licking the windows.

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 880306)

'What's all the fuss?' said Cllr. Britcliffe.

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 880321)

Mount the stairs, me thinks Jaysay would have peed his pants by then, Stairs and me don't go down well, that's why I got a transfer to a ground floor flat may moons ago:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 880321)

Mount the stairs, me thinks Jaysay would have peed his pants by then, Stairs and me don't go down well, that's why I got a transfer to a ground floor flat may moons ago:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 880334)

actually you won't have tp mount the stairs but if you're on your own then I'm pretty sure you would have to go the long way round to the disabled toilets. The automatic doors are at the Blackburn Rd end :D

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 880337)

I'd have to call into gift print so you could give us a shove Dave:D

Originally Posted by accyman (Post 880335)

you can laways walk the 20 yards from the bus station to the toilets at the far end of the arndale center.

sory about the 20 yards i was using the britcliff metric system :)

Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 880313)

As a rough guide the distance from the toilets to the fag kiosk is approx 33 yards. I don't think 100 yards would actually get you in to the Market Hall

Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 880338)

Don't tempt me, we are near the buses :D:D:D:D