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Less 01-02-2011 17:59
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 879850)
No it isn't Less, I can't afford Papers, I have to read um on line:p
Looks like you backed the wrong horse, all those years taking time off work canvassing for the wrong party, instead of working towards a decent retirement.
Still, they do say we get our rewards in Heaven, (may I suggest you get there before P.B. otherwise he'll have you spending your time trying to convince God he shouldn't be a stoker?).

accyman 01-02-2011 17:59
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Originally Posted by sparkie (Post 879852)
I used the toilets in the Market Hall on saturday and all but 1 of the toilet seats in the ladies were either on the floor or on the shelf behind the loo. All were very obviously broken which meant if you didn't want to sit on the actual porcelain bowl then you had to queue for the one toilet with a seat on. I did notice too that the seat that was still attached was the wrong size and shape for the bowl it was attached too!!!
i suppose on the upside you at least get a warm seat :rolleyes:

jaysay 01-02-2011 18:01
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Originally Posted by flashy (Post 879854)
there's so much going wrong in Hyndburn now it's unreal, that Britcliffe is doing a right good job aint he
I'm actually sure that come May things will change overnight when the Caped Crusader sweeps in from Rishton, all the toilets will be open 24/7 all bowls will have seats on them, it will be the land of milk and honey;)

jaysay 01-02-2011 18:09
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 879857)
Looks like you backed the wrong horse, all those years taking time off work canvassing for the wrong party, instead of working towards a decent retirement.
Still, they do say we get our rewards in Heaven, (may I suggest you get there before P.B. otherwise he'll have you spending your time trying to convince God he shouldn't be a stoker?).
Never had one minute of work Less until I was struck down by illness, so was never able to save for retirement. I work 7 days a week 14 hours a day, I didn't pack my job in because it was interfering with political work, as one chap once put it, in fact I only really got involved in politics when I moved back to Ossy in 86 and that was at the request of Ken Hargreaves, althoiugh I've always been a tory and a party member until last April:)

Less 01-02-2011 18:19
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 879862)
Never had one minute of work Less until I was struck down by illness, so was never able to save for retirement. I work 7 days a week 14 hours a day, I didn't pack my job in because it was interfering with political work, as one chap once put it, in fact I only really got involved in politics when I moved back to Ossy in 86 and that was at the request of Ken Hargreaves, althoiugh I've always been a tory and a party member until last April:)
What a shame, all that loyalty gone to waste, I believe you with the above, you have always been a loyal party member and good friend to PB.
Even though he and the party haven't been to see you in How long?
They could at least drop off a couple of old newspapers now and then, hang on though, what is the value of scrap paper?
Best keep it for themselves!

lancsdave 01-02-2011 18:25
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Originally Posted by sparkie (Post 879852)
I used the toilets in the Market Hall on saturday and all but 1 of the toilet seats in the ladies were either on the floor or on the shelf behind the loo. All were very obviously broken which meant if you didn't want to sit on the actual porcelain bowl then you had to queue for the one toilet with a seat on. I did notice too that the seat that was still attached was the wrong size and shape for the bowl it was attached too!!!
With respect I can't imagine a highly positioned employee would be telling lies

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We are in the process of re-locating the public toilets at Peel Street to
new improved toilet and disabled facilities in the adjacent newly refurbished Market Hall.
Therefore I suggest as an ordinary resident of Hyndburn you must be the one telling porkies ;):p

garinda 01-02-2011 18:33
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You could always apply for funding to erect a statue, sited over the doorway to Scaitcliffe House.

Oh, don't forget to say you'll also need money for a funnel, and enough hosepipe to stretch from your shops.

jaysay 01-02-2011 18:36
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 879868)
What a shame, all that loyalty gone to waste, I believe you with the above, you have always been a loyal party member and good friend to PB.
Even though he and the party haven't been to see you in How long?
They could at least drop off a couple of old newspapers now and then, hang on though, what is the value of scrap paper?
Best keep it for themselves!
Your all heart Less:D

jaysay 01-02-2011 18:38
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 879873)
You could always apply for funding to erect a statue, sited over the doorway to Scaitcliffe House.

Oh, don't forget to say you'll also need money for a funnel, and enough hosepipe to stretch from your shops.
You are taking the Manneken pis arn't you G:rolleyes: :D

garinda 01-02-2011 18:40
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 879877)
You are taking the Manneken pis arn't you G:rolleyes: :D

No.

Give, give, give.

That's me.

Generous to a fault.

;)

jaysay 01-02-2011 18:43
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 879879)
No.

Give, give, give.

That's me.

Generous to a fault.

;)
Ya we've noticed;)

garinda 01-02-2011 18:46
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 879882)
Ya we've noticed;)
No need for any thanks.

You're welcome.

;)

Less 01-02-2011 18:48
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 879875)
Your all heart Less:D
Not heart, I'm loyal, I may not have met you yet in person, but you are important to me on AccyWeb & if you are missing I like to hear where you're at.
I don't know if you've noticed, your friends on here are like that. (bitch).

Some even visit just to shorten your breath, (will Mick ever live down standing on your oxygen line).

Tealeaf 01-02-2011 18:57
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Here's a mathematical formula for you:

If:

a = cost of excess butties at council meetings

b = cost of flash mobbing

c = cost of Leaders medal

and

d = marginal cost of keeping open Peel Street Bogs

Then is a+b+c < or > d

Answers, please.

lancsdave 01-02-2011 18:58
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Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 879906)
Here's a mathematical formula for you:

If:

a = cost of excess butties at council meetings

b = cost of flash mobbing

c = cost of Leaders medal

and

d = marginal cost of keeping open Peel Street Bogs

Then is a+b+c < or > d

Answers, please.
The answer is P


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