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jaysay 16-09-2012 17:27

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Originally Posted by mobertol (Post 1016478)
My own dance of the 7 veils is only ever performed in private!:rolleyes::D

Wouldn't like to inflict it on the general public;)

Phew that god for that:D

jaysay 16-09-2012 17:29

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 1016490)
We all have our sexual quirks.

In the days before I became asexual (an age thing) I preferred men men who didn't need visual stimulation - tantric was best :D

:eek::eek::eek::eek::D

Sunflower49 16-09-2012 23:03

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Originally Posted by mobertol (Post 1016521)
For me the eyes have it -you can tell so much about a person from their eyes.

That, of course, is after having given a general appraisal of the whole...;)

The sexiest thing has to be the brain -I noticed you mentioned it being the largest erogenous zone of the body earlier -I don't mean in that way though.
There is nothing lovelier than an intelligent man, preferably with a sense of humour.

They are soooo hard to find though.:D

I notice their smile, hands and the way they walk. Also their hair, am a sucker for a man with long hair!
Yes that's true . Sorry this gave me the urge to say 'A Hard Man is good to find'....

DaveinGermany 17-09-2012 08:27

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Originally Posted by sugarmouse0707 (Post 1016728)
Sorry this gave me the urge to say 'A Hard Man is good to find'....

In a lap dance club ????? :D:D:D

Youse are obviously doing something wrong then. :s_aim1::s_aim1:

jaysay 17-09-2012 08:37

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Originally Posted by sugarmouse0707 (Post 1016728)
I notice their smile, hands and the way they walk. Also their hair, am a sucker for a man with long hair!
Yes that's true . Sorry this gave me the urge to say 'A Hard Man is good to find'....

:eek:Love a man with long hair:s_cry::s_cry::s_cry::D

churchfcrules 17-09-2012 09:18

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 1016747)
:eek:Love a man with long hair:s_cry::s_cry::s_cry::D

i think its code, for anyone under 40 lol

cos not many wi any hair, never mind long lol

mines only long to cover up the bits that arent there:D:D:D:D

jaysay 17-09-2012 09:24

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Originally Posted by churchfcrules (Post 1016756)
i think its code, for anyone under 40 lol

cos not many wi any hair, never mind long lol

mines only long to cover up the bits that arent there:D:D:D:D

You should be so lucky you seen my avatar:D:D

Alan Varrechia 17-09-2012 09:30

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I have a blown up one of that Jay, scaring birds out of the garden!!!! :hidewall::hidewall::hidewall::D:D:D:hidewall::hid ewall:

churchfcrules 17-09-2012 09:31

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Originally Posted by Alan Varrechia (Post 1016764)
I have a blown up one of that Jay, scaring birds out of the garden!!!! :hidewall::hidewall::hidewall::D:D:D:hidewall::hid ewall:

it going in the window end of next month, keep the kids out of garden

jaysay 17-09-2012 09:39

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Originally Posted by Alan Varrechia (Post 1016764)
I have a blown up one of that Jay, scaring birds out of the garden!!!! :hidewall::hidewall::hidewall::D:D:D:hidewall::hid ewall:

Excuse me Sir, you've infringed my copyright, expect to hear from my lawyer very soon:D:D

Alan Varrechia 17-09-2012 10:42

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Only joking Jay, wish we had a garden to put one in. :D. But what a good idea for keeping the kids away come halloween.:D:D:D

Margaret Pilkington 17-09-2012 11:10

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I couldn't do what sugarmouse does(no sense of rhythm- body that needs rebuilding from the ground up)........and if I worked in one of these clubs the chaps would pay me to keep my clothes on.:D

churchfcrules 17-09-2012 11:22

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 1016798)
I couldn't do what sugarmouse does(no sense of rhythm- body that needs rebuilding from the ground up)........and if I worked in one of these clubs the chaps would pay me to keep my clothes on.:D

there is somebody out there that would pay for anything, i used to work in a bar in blackpool, and at the end of the night, a 21st party had been in all night, and we was having a laugh, one of the girls offered me £100 (i know some won't believe me, but hey) to go back to their hotel and "do a strip, for em"

i laughed it off, what would they possibly want to see that for, she then showed me the money and was been totally serious.

i declined the offer, for no other reason than, if it was the other way round and it was my wife being offered the money, i would be livid.

it wasnt anything to do with, pride, if someone was daft enough (as sugarmouse said) to pay for what i see in the shower, there loss my gain.
but i couldnt justify it to myself, however if it would have been £1000 then i probably would have done it and been a hypocrite, because even if it was a grand still be miffed at the missus.

but i could have justified it more to myself

Margaret Pilkington 17-09-2012 11:50

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Believe me....no-one would want to look at my naked white wrinkly flesh...even I don't like looking at it!

Margaret Pilkington 17-09-2012 11:51

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I shower by braille!


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