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Sunflower49 17-09-2012 13:09

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Originally Posted by churchfcrules (Post 1016756)
i think its code, for anyone under 40 lol

cos not many wi any hair, never mind long lol

mines only long to cover up the bits that arent there:D:D:D:D

No I never date men under 40 lol (hmm that explains a lot)....
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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 1016798)
I couldn't do what sugarmouse does(no sense of rhythm- body that needs rebuilding from the ground up)........and if I worked in one of these clubs the chaps would pay me to keep my clothes on.:D

Lol you'd be surprised. After a few drinks I have to take my shoes off to dance, otherwise I would make friends with the floor quite often.
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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 1016813)
I shower by braille!

Lol :D

mobertol 17-09-2012 13:18

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 1016616)
Phew that god for that:D

Cheeky blighter - I assure you it's quite good and if you behave the next time I'm in your bedroom, if you provide a pole, you might get a swift preview!;):D

MargaretR 17-09-2012 13:22

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Originally Posted by mobertol (Post 1016824)
Cheeky blighter - I assure you it's quite good and if you behave the next time I'm in your bedroom, if you provide a pole, you might get a swift preview!;):D

He may suggest you use his budgie perch instead :eek:

mobertol 17-09-2012 13:25

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Originally Posted by sugarmouse0707 (Post 1016728)
I notice their smile, hands and the way they walk. Also their hair, am a sucker for a man with long hair!
Yes that's true . Sorry this gave me the urge to say 'A Hard Man is good to find'....

Smile and hands are very important to me too. A good head of hair is of paramount importance - sorry for all those "thinning" chaps out there - not my thing at all. Good shoulders and forearms are nice too. Never really thought about how they walk - strong thighs and shapely calves...this list goes on, just as long as they aren't bow-legged.:D

Follow your urges - wish that one had come to me. Lol! Absolutely...:cool:

Karma sent

churchfcrules 17-09-2012 13:29

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So you women are just a shallow as us men then?

mobertol 17-09-2012 13:30

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 1016742)
In a lap dance club ????? :D:D:D

Youse are obviously doing something wrong then. :s_aim1::s_aim1:

Oy! Cheeky scouser...;)

mobertol 17-09-2012 13:32

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Originally Posted by churchfcrules (Post 1016830)
So you women are just a shallow as us men then?

Not shallow at all -quite profound in the way we view certain things and reason them through -it takes a great deal of thought to work out what the magical ingredients are;):D

Sunflower49 17-09-2012 13:35

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Originally Posted by churchfcrules (Post 1016830)
So you women are just a shallow as us men then?

Generally, I think women are less shallow than men, I take that opinion from the amount of men I talk to about relationships and this sort of thing, and from the amount of gorgeous women I know who are with men who are anything but..

I could be wrong though-not something I am dead set on believing.
I do like long hair, but I've dated men without it.

churchfcrules 17-09-2012 13:44

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I often get the old" is that your wife, punching above your weight" comment

My usual reply is, " you saying I knock the fat cow about"

Before I get slammed for that, she isn't fat. Check out my Flickr if u wanna see

But it's usually men that say it, I think it's a "safe" way of saying your partner is attractive,
That and I must be a right munter!!!!!

MargaretR 17-09-2012 13:45

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Bald men aren't unattractive necessarily - Patrick Stewart (Capt Picard) looks good.

It depends on head shape and neck thickness accompanying it.
That thick necked skinhead look is a big turn off.

Sunflower49 17-09-2012 14:07

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Originally Posted by churchfcrules (Post 1016846)
I often get the old" is that your wife, punching above your weight" comment

My usual reply is, " you saying I knock the fat cow about"

Before I get slammed for that, she isn't fat. Check out my Flickr if u wanna see

But it's usually men that say it, I think it's a "safe" way of saying your partner is attractive,
That and I must be a right munter!!!!!

Lol!
I like big men. Not necessarily FAT but I prefer overweight men to skinny or muscly men :)

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 1016847)
Bald men aren't unattractive necessarily - Patrick Stewart (Capt Picard) looks good.

It depends on head shape and neck thickness accompanying it.
That thick necked skinhead look is a big turn off.

I agree, but I know some lasses who like it!
Despite my liking long hair, I dated Sean Keefe (Preston musician) who is bald as a porn star's bits (couple of pics on here I think ) sean keefe | new album '…how I learned to sleep at night, part 1' out now!

susie123 17-09-2012 18:06

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 1016847)
Bald men aren't unattractive necessarily - Patrick Stewart (Capt Picard) looks good.

It depends on head shape and neck thickness accompanying it.
That thick necked skinhead look is a big turn off.

Agree with all that Margaret. I hate it when men shave off all their hair - for some reason I think it looks very aggressive on some - what you call the thicknecked skinhead look.

My man had lovely long blonde curly hair when I met him 36 years ago - funny cos I don't normally go for blondes - must have been his brain I went for!:rolleyes: It didn't last long (the hair I mean) and now he has the monk look which you can see well in my post today on today in pictures - Pic 1 of post 2445. He has more hair on his face than on his head - haven't seen his chin since 1977!

At least he doesn't sport a combover - and he nearly always wears a hat outside - Di I know you said you like the panama...

jaysay 17-09-2012 18:07

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Originally Posted by mobertol (Post 1016824)
Cheeky blighter - I assure you it's quite good and if you behave the next time I'm in your bedroom, if you provide a pole, you might get a swift preview!;):D

:Banane42::Banane42::Banane42::Banane42::Banane42:

churchfcrules 17-09-2012 18:48

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Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 1016937)
Agree with all that Margaret. I hate it when men shave off all their hair - for some reason I think it looks very aggressive on some - what you call the thicknecked skinhead look.

My man had lovely long blonde curly hair when I met him 36 years ago - funny cos I don't normally go for blondes - must have been his brain I went for!:rolleyes: It didn't last long (the hair I mean) and now he has the monk look which you can see well in my post today on today in pictures - Pic 1 of post 2445. He has more hair on his face than on his head - haven't seen his chin since 1977!

At least he doesn't sport a combover - and he nearly always wears a hat outside - Di I know you said you like the panama...

why do bald mean grow beards?


cos they can!

susie123 17-09-2012 18:53

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Originally Posted by churchfcrules (Post 1016957)
why do bald mean grow beards?


cos they can!

He wasn't bald when he grew it - just too lazy to shave when we were on a camping holiday...


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