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jaysay 17-09-2012 18:57

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Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 1016937)
Agree with all that Margaret. I hate it when men shave off all their hair - for some reason I think it looks very aggressive on some - what you call the thicknecked skinhead look.

My man had lovely long blonde curly hair when I met him 36 years ago - funny cos I don't normally go for blondes - must have been his brain I went for!:rolleyes: It didn't last long (the hair I mean) and now he has the monk look which you can see well in my post today on today in pictures - Pic 1 of post 2445. He has more hair on his face than on his head - haven't seen his chin since 1977!

At least he doesn't sport a combover - and he nearly always wears a hat outside - Di I know you said you like the panama...

Men losing their hair susie is something in the genes, I'm lucky like that, I still have a full head of hair and so had my Father when he died at the age of 83, the only problem for me is I keep it very very sort, number two cut every 3 or 4 weeks

susie123 17-09-2012 19:17

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 1016966)
Men losing their hair susie is something in the genes, I'm lucky like that, I still have a full head of hair and so had my Father when he died at the age of 83, the only problem for me is I keep it very very sort, number two cut every 3 or 4 weeks

Yep my dad never lost his hair and my brother at 62 still has all his - plus a beard!

Gordon Booth 17-09-2012 19:27

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Men loosing their hair is a sign of high testosterone levels! What more can a woman ask?
I went bald quite early-not sure if that proves anything!

jaysay 18-09-2012 09:05

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Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 1016978)
Yep my dad never lost his hair and my brother at 62 still has all his - plus a beard!

Suppose I could grow a beard too susie, but I couldn't stand the earache from the other half:D

churchfcrules 18-09-2012 09:16

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has anyone actually been?, how much did it cost?, was it worth it?, would you go again?

im intrested to watch sugarmouse perform, but thats only because have been reading her post, never been to a lap dancing,have been compere for loads of strippers, and some have gone a lot further than stripping, got tied to a chair by a couple of strippers, many moons ago!

but never seen a live lap/pole dancer, is it much different than stripping, is it basically simulated sex? sorry for my ignorance!

jaysay 18-09-2012 09:56

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Originally Posted by churchfcrules (Post 1017057)
has anyone actually been?, how much did it cost?, was it worth it?, would you go again?

im intrested to watch sugarmouse perform, but thats only because have been reading her post, never been to a lap dancing,have been compere for loads of strippers, and some have gone a lot further than stripping, got tied to a chair by a couple of strippers, many moons ago!

but never seen a live lap/pole dancer, is it much different than stripping, is it basically simulated sex? sorry for my ignorance!

Um see you've led a very sheltered life CFCR:rolleyes:;):D

MargaretR 18-09-2012 10:00

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I read an article in an online broadsheet newspaper this week, written by a female journalist who had been for lessons in pole dancing.

She said that the pole was a subliminal substitute for a male organ.

churchfcrules 18-09-2012 10:02

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what like this? lol

MargaretR 18-09-2012 10:04

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Originally Posted by churchfcrules (Post 1017084)
what like this? lol

How can you tell the sex of that - does a male version have a deeper tone?

churchfcrules 18-09-2012 10:06

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 1017086)
How can you tell the sex of that - does a male version have a deeper tone?

no its erect

MargaretR 18-09-2012 10:09

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I was about post a photo of panpipes but decided that we had better keep the thread clean. ;)

churchfcrules 18-09-2012 10:13

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 1017089)
I was about post a photo of panpipes but decided that we had better keep the thread clean. ;)

its a thread about lap dancing lol not exactly all virginal this thread is it.

and pan pipes are probably more apt for a lot of us lol

could you have found a female panpipes player though, wouldn't have looked right with some south american blokes gob round mi pan pipes

Sunflower49 18-09-2012 10:13

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 1017083)
I read an article in an online broadsheet newspaper this week, written by a female journalist who had been for lessons in pole dancing.

She said that the pole was a subliminal substitute for a male organ.

Definitely :D most action I've had in months lol :)

MargaretR 18-09-2012 10:16

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Originally Posted by sugarmouse0707 (Post 1017093)
Definitely :D most action I've had in months lol :)

Increase the potency of your performance by dancing to panpipe music.

Sunflower49 18-09-2012 23:25

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Originally Posted by churchfcrules (Post 1017057)
has anyone actually been?, how much did it cost?, was it worth it?, would you go again?

im intrested to watch sugarmouse perform, but thats only because have been reading her post, never been to a lap dancing,have been compere for loads of strippers, and some have gone a lot further than stripping, got tied to a chair by a couple of strippers, many moons ago!

but never seen a live lap/pole dancer, is it much different than stripping, is it basically simulated sex? sorry for my ignorance!

You don't have to pay to see girls on the pole. Come down, I , promise I won't expect you to buy a dance, unless you actually want to get one.It's not really simulated sex, it's more of a striptease :)

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 1017094)
Increase the potency of your performance by dancing to panpipe music.

Lol :D


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