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Eric	19-09-2012 21:54

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Originally Posted by Restless (Post 1017385)

Oopsi

Just a momentary lapse in our ongoing struggle to self-censor:D

By the way, what do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?;)

Eric	19-09-2012 21:58

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 1017549)

You stick to the lumberjack dance, Eric.

Nah ... too many Kodiaks in the audience, and they tend to throw their weight around if they don't like the show.:D And they can be a handful, especially if they are all liquored up:eek:

susie123

19-09-2012 22:11

Re: Lap Dance Club

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 1017624)

Just a momentary lapse in our ongoing struggle to self-censor:D

By the way, what do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?;)

cock a too whoo? or isn't that filthy enough for this thread

Eric	19-09-2012 22:19

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Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 1017633)

cock a too whoo? or isn't that filthy enough for this thread

Nope.;)

MargaretR

19-09-2012 22:24

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 1017642)

Nope.;)

Don't be cock ahoot about it:rolleyes:

Eric	19-09-2012 22:31

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 1017645)

Don't be cock ahoot about it:rolleyes:

Nice one:D Close, but no cigar. As we say out here in the colonies: Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.;)

susie123

19-09-2012 22:50

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 1017647)

Nice one:D Close, but no cigar. As we say out here in the colonies: Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.;)

Well as I have just discovered that hooters is another word for breasts, not sure I want to go any further...

PS why is it the ladies (well, me and Marg) that are taking this on?

Wynonie Harris

19-09-2012 22:54

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Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 1017649)

Well as I have just discovered that hooters is another word for breasts, not sure I want to go any further...

PS why is it the ladies (well, me and Marg) that are taking this on?

You mean you've never heard of Hooters bar? :eek:

Eric	19-09-2012 23:06

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Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 1017651)

You mean you've never heard of Hooters bar? :eek:

I've been to several; but I go only for the food:rolleyes: Oh, and I buy Playboy for the articles:D

susie123

19-09-2012 23:09

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Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 1017651)

You mean you've never heard of Hooters bar? :eek:

Errr no - is it a man thing? Actually I've just googled it - probably not, but it's not crossed my radar before.

Wynonie Harris

19-09-2012 23:20

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Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 1017655)

Errr no - is it a man thing? Actually I've just googled it - probably not, but it's not crossed my radar before.

I've only been into one by accident when I was on my way to watch Stanley play Notts County. I honestly thought it was an owl-themed bar and once inside, it seemed a bit bad-mannered to leave without having a drink.

No, Mrs H didn't believe me either when she found the forthcoming events leaflet in my pocket the day after. :(

jaysay

20-09-2012 09:16

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Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 1017657)

Me thinks Mrs H knows you all too well Wyn:D:D

Wynonie Harris

20-09-2012 10:06

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Your favourite paper doesn't think much of the place, Jay.

Hooters - is this the most offensive bar in Britain? Asks Liz Jones | Mail Online

The Joan Blakewell interfering busy bodies syndrome at work here I reckon! ;)

Gordon Booth

20-09-2012 10:43

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I've heard of a 'burger and bun' but a 'burger and bum'? Whoo'd a thout it?

Sunflower49

20-09-2012 10:56

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Ugh, that woman gives me the creeps (Liz Jones I mean).

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