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Eric	19-09-2012 05:26

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 1017083)

I read an article in an online broadsheet newspaper this week, written by a female journalist who had been for lessons in pole dancing.

She said that the pole was a subliminal substitute for a male organ.

.... only longer and harder, and it didn't disappear when the game was on tv.;)

Restless

19-09-2012 06:23

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 1017083)

She said that the pole was a subliminal substitute for a male organ.

I would be a bit worried if, when errect, it reached all the way to ceiling. :o:eek::D

Mick	19-09-2012 06:26

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Just please remember this is a family site and we do have children on here ta

Neil	19-09-2012 08:11

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 1016759)

You should be so lucky you seen my avatar:D:D

Good point, its time you changed it so my dog stops howling everytime she sees it :p

jaysay

19-09-2012 08:24

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 1017369)

Good point, its time you changed it so my dog stops howling everytime she sees it :p

I always thought it was somebody far more intelligent than you posting as Neil :p:p:p

Restless

19-09-2012 09:07

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Originally Posted by Mick (Post 1017362)

Just please remember this is a family site and we do have children on here ta

Oopsi

churchfcrules

19-09-2012 09:14

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[QUOTE=sugarmouse0707;1017347]You don't have to pay to see girls on the pole. Come down, I , promise I won't expect you to buy a dance, unless you actually want to get one.It's not really simulated sex, it's more of a striptease :)

unfortunately, i work till about 2 am on fridays!!!!

Sunflower49

19-09-2012 09:15

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We're open until 3 am :)

churchfcrules

19-09-2012 09:19

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i get back in accy bout 2:30, on my own, how sad am i gonna look, going into a lap dance club, stone cold sober, at closing time?

thats like an episode of dexter or summat lol

Sunflower49

19-09-2012 09:21

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I don't know what Dexter is but still made me laugh :)

churchfcrules

19-09-2012 09:21

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Originally Posted by sugarmouse0707 (Post 1017396)

I don't know what Dexter is but still made me laugh :)

he is a serial killer!

Sunflower49

19-09-2012 09:25

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A real one?Or is this a TV programme?

churchfcrules

19-09-2012 09:26

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tv programme, he is a killer that kills killers.

Eric	19-09-2012 15:57

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Originally Posted by sugarmouse0707 (Post 1017392)

We're open until 3 am :)

I'd love to pop round ... but, you know, it's a distance thing.;) Guess I'll just have to make do with the local jiggle joint ... tabernac':D

Tealeaf

19-09-2012 19:15

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 1017512)

I'd love to pop round ... but, you know, it's a distance thing.;) Guess I'll just have to make do with the local jiggle joint ... tabernac':D

You stick to the lumberjack dance, Eric.

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