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its been a laugh on the web today....
"you lot are crazy" they all say

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but crazy is better that i know

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its been a laugh on the web today....
"you lot are crazy" they all say,
but crazy is better that i know,
some how it makes my arms grow,

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to scratch them places...only I know........hahaha

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.......... :D

Next one ....

If I had twenty pence,

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I might stick it on the fence

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And watch people try to get at it

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If I had twenty pence,
I might stick it on the fence,
And watch people try to get at it,
join, watch and sit,

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If I had twenty pence,
I might stick it on the fence,
And watch people try to get at it,
join, watch and sit,
oh some folk are really dense :D

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Tinkerbelle went missing..
and i dont think she went fishing

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Tinkerbelle went missing..
and i dont think she went fishing

she'd gone to the shop
to buy a new mop

because her cat had been pi55ing :D :p

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PMSL!!! ........... :D


If Blackburn Raver,
used a shaver,

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[quote=Tinkerbelle]PMSL!!! ........... :D


If Blackburn Raver,
used a shaver,
his little hand would be sure to waiver,

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If Blackburn Raver used a shaver,
his little hand would be sure to waiver,

just dont slit your throat
and keep an eye on your scrote

im sorry for my rude behaviour :D

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PMSL!!! Your a bad un Raver! :D

Lets see what you do with this one ;)

In another time and another place,

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In another time and another place
a long way away, in outer space

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In another time and another place
a long way away, in outer space

a young lady named tinks once did roam
even though she was all on her own

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In another time and another place
a long way away, in outer space

a young lady named tinks once did roam
even though she was all on her own

no friends or people that she knew
so she sat down and had a brew

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In another time and another place
a long way away, in outer space

a young lady named tinks once did roam
even though she was all on her own

no friends or people that she knew
so she sat down and had a brew
of wine and spirits mixed with glue......:eek:

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In another time and another place
a long way away, in outer space

a young lady named tinks once did roam
even though she was all on her own

no friends or people that she knew
so she sat down and had a brew
of wine and spirits mixed with glue
This strange mixture made her feel dizzy
And staggering around kept our Tinks quite busy

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he he he! You lot honestly!! :D

Next one ......

If I had a fiver for every time,
my name was used in part of a rhyme, ;) :D

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If I had a fiver for every time,
my name was used in part of a rhyme, ;) :D
I would be able to afford a yacht.

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If I had a fiver for every time,
my name was used in part of a rhyme, ;) :D
I would be able to afford a yacht.
But money's one thing I haven't got

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If I had a fiver for every time,
my name was used in part of a rhyme, ;) :D
I would be able to afford a yacht.
But money's one thing I haven't got
I cant even aford a lager and lime..

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If I had a fiver for every time,
my name was used in part of a rhyme,
I would be able to afford a yacht,
But money's one thing I haven't got,
I'll be content drinking my lager and lime.

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i think theres that echo again.......i could just drink a larger and lime... lets go to the pub

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he he he Granny :D Next one ...


Granny and Tinks are off to the pub,

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Granny and Tinks are off to the pub,
Are they going boozing or after some grub?

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Granny and Tinks are off to the pub,
Are they going boozing or after some grub?
What time they will come back, nobody knows,

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Granny and Tinks are off to the pub,
Are they going boozing or after some grub?
What time they will come back, nobody knows,
they might come back after a game of doe's

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Granny and Tinks are off to the pub,
Are they going boozing or after some grub?
What time they will come back, nobody knows,
they might come back after a game of doe's
or slapping some guy who was free with his paws

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Accrington Stanley have finally gone up,

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Accrington Stanley have finally gone up,
it wont be long before they're polishing a cup ...

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Accrington Stanley have finally gone up,
it wont be long before they're polishing a cup
now they will come from near and far...

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Accrington Stanley have finally gone up,
it wont be long before they're polishing a cup
now they will come from near and far...
and not just to sit in the bar

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Accrington Stanley have finally gone up,
it wont be long before they're polishing a cup
now they will come from near and far,
and not just to sit in the bar,
But to cheer and have a bloody good sup.

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Accrington Stanley have finally gone up,
it wont be long before they're polishing a cup
now they will come from near and far,
and not just to sit in the bar,
But to cheer and have a bloody good sup.
then be sick on the floor,YOU MUCKY PUP

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the sun is shining the weather looks hot
ive' just woken up and iv'e got the bloody trots

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The sun is shining the weather looks hot,
ive' just woken up and iv'e got the bloody trots,
you've been sat on the loo for over an hour,
it went all over, think you'd better take a shower, :D

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The sun is shining the weather looks hot,
ive' just woken up and iv'e got the bloody trots,
you've been sat on the loo for over an hour,
it went all over, think you'd better take a shower,
oh yeah so thats what i forgot
il jump in now and clean my bot bot :p

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You two crack me up.....
HOW DO YOU FOLLOW THAT?

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well lets try eh .....you first ;)

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England are playing Portugal today,
Will it end in Euphoria .... or dismay,

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we wuz robbed ...sorry lol :D

England are playing Portugal today,
Will it end in Euphoria .... or dismay

the ref was a cheat
he wanted england to get beat

he must know that ronaldo is gay ;)

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England are playing Portugal today,
Will it end in Euphoria .... or dismay

the ref was a cheat
he wanted england to get beat

he must know that ronaldo is gay ;)
BUT SAYING THAT ITS US FANS THAT WILL PAY:engsmil: :( :(
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I might just resurrect this thread.....

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I may just resurrect this thread
Now that i am out of bed
Or i may just let it lie
While my breakfast egg does fry

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I may just resurrect this thread,
Now that i am out of bed
Or i may just let it lie
While my breakfast egg does fry
and the toaster is toasting my bread!

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Good Friday,well, have you been good?

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Good Friday,well, have you been good?
well i did resist some treacle pud