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if your happy and you know it tell our willow
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oh sorry never saw this......................
.................................................. .......................... A smart limbo dancer Tallulah, wanted a boyfriend to rule her |
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A smart limbo dancer, Tallulah
Wanted a boyfriend to rule her But the bump and the grind...... |
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A smart limbo dancer, Tallulah
Wanted a boyfriend to rule her But the bump and the grind..... made him so hard to find |
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A smart limbo dancer, Tallulah
Wanted a boyfriend to rule her But the bump and the grind Made him so hard to find...... Though there were many that tried to fool her. Over to you now GC |
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thanks margaret........
.................................................. ...................................... if your happy and you know it tell our willow |
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If you're happy and you know it tell our Willow,
Don't sob it and sigh it to your pillow...... |
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If you're happy and you know it tell our Willow,
Don't sob it and sigh it to your pillow...... give a fabulous smile |
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If you're happy and you know it tell our Willow,
Don't sob it and sigh it to your pillow...... give a fabulous smile, that can be seen for a mile, |
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If you're happy and you know it tell our Willow,
Don't sob it and sigh it to your pillow...... give a fabulous smile, that can be seen for a mile, And let the wind make your boat-sail billow....well, it was hard to find something rhyming. |
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An Accy lass once said to me,
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An Accy lass once said to me,
i may get frisky for a fee |
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An Accy lass once said to me,
i may get frisky for a fee I was startled at first |
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An Accy lass once said to me,
I may get frisky for a fee I was startled at first... But then my bubble burst...... |
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An Accy lass once said to me,
I may get frisky for a fee I was startled at first... But then my bubble burst...... I was broke, so it wasn't to be. |
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An Accy lass once said to me,
I may get frisky for a fee I was startled at first... But then my bubble burst..... when she passed out on JUST 1 g and t ... |
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if i were in my twenty,s
and knew what i know now |
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sorry john i,m pushing in again..
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If I was in my twenties and knew what I know now,
I'd go with lots of cracking birds and really show them how, |
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If I was in my twenties and knew what I know now,
I'd go with lots of cracking birds and really show them how, i,d put them on a pedestal ,and shower them with gifts |
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If I was in my twenties and knew what I know now,
I'd go with lots of cracking birds and really show them how, i,d put them on a pedestal ,and shower them with gifts and might even try for a snog in the lifts |
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If I was in my twenties and knew what I know now,
I'd go with lots of cracking birds and really show them how, I'd put them on a pedestal and shower them with gifts, And I might even try for a snog in the lifts, That's a good line Tinkerbell, why not take a bow? There was an old fella from 'azzy, |
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There was an old fella from 'azzy,
and he dressed ever so snassy |
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There was an old fella from 'azzy,
and he dressed ever so snassy. While out wearing spats |
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There was an old fella from 'azzy,
And he dressed ever so snazzy, He wore Armani suits, |
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There was an old fella from 'azzy,
And he dressed ever so snazzy, He wore Armani suits with his Wellington boots, :D We posted @ the same time John, but your's was much better! Lol.:) |
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There was an old fella from 'azzy,
And he dressed ever so snazzy, He wore Armani suits with his Wellington boots, from his pocket ,there dangled a tazzy ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,(tassel ) |
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There was an old fella from 'azzy,
and he dressed ever so snassy. While out wearing spats there followed two cats |
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There was an old fella from 'azzy,
and he dressed ever so snassy. While out wearing spats there followed two cats Wearing bells on their collars so jazzy. |
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In times of temptation it's said,
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In times of temptation it's said,
Some people are easily led |
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In times of temptation it's said,
Some people are easily led so if youv'e a mind of your own |
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In times of temptation it's said,
Some people are easily led so if youv'e a mind of your own Don't let it be known |
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In times of temptation it's said,
Some people are easily led so if youv'e a mind of your own Don't let it be known whateveryou get up to in bed ,,,,:cool: |
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next..
.......................... if money is tight and your skint |
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If money is tight and you're skint,
Then take a trip down to the mint, |
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If money is tight and you're skint,
Then take a trip down to the mint, Point your gun at the guard there and say, "Hand over some cash right away," |
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If money is tight and you're skint,
Then take a trip down to the mint, Point your gun at the guard there and say, "Hand over some cash right away," Or, you're going to need plenty of lint. |
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A new member called Baby Boo.......
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A new member called Baby Boo......
had terrible trouble going to the loo |
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A new member called Baby Boo......
had terrible trouble going to the loo nurse Margaret suggested a laxative |
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A new member called Baby Boo......
had terrible trouble going to the loo nurse Margaret suggested a laxative senapods put through a sieve |
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A new member called baby boo
Had terrible trouble going to the loo Nurse Margaret suggested a laxative, Senna pods put through a sieve.... She F**ted and then followed through...! |
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:rofl38: Nice ending Margaret :rofl38:
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A bit of toilet humour there tinks......
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couldent have thought of a better one |
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Said A-B 'I might get a bike'
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Said A-B 'I might get a bike'
i just saw a nice red one i like |
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Said A-B 'I might get a bike'
"the hills at accyweb are such a hike" |
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Said A-B 'I might get a bike'
"the hills at accyweb are such a hike" if you cycle with michael |
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Said A-B "I might get a bike,
I just saw a nice red one I like, It's all shiny and new, |
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Said A-B 'I might get a bike
I just saw a nice red one I like, It's all shiny and new...... with a jelly seat too..... Not one that feels like a spike' sorry....sorry...sorry......I've done it again, gone into overdrive! |
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Margaret's into overdrive,
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Margaret's into overdrive,
we gave her one inch but she took five |
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Margaret's into overdrive,
we gave her one inch but she took five she got herself in a dither |
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Margaret's into overdrive,
we gave her one inch but she took five she got herself in a dither thinking that her looks would wither |
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Margaret's into overdrive,
we gave her one inch but she took five she got herself in a dither thinking that her looks would wither but cheered herself up by singing "I will survive" |
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nice ending,,,,,,lol.i was stumped
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Nice ending, lol. I was stumped,
If it happens again, you'll get thumped, |
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Nice ending, lol I was stumped,
If it happens again you'll get thumped, A nice 'bunch of five' Usually cures overdrive. |
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Nice ending, lol I was stumped,
If it happens again you'll get thumped, A nice 'bunch of five' Usually cures overdrive. Beware you may get humped!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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slinky......with my luck I'm more likely to get 'lumped'
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LOL I know the feeling
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I know the feeling,
when I'm kneeling, |
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I know the feeling...
When I'm kneeling...... On the stone cold floor, |
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I know the feeling...
When I'm kneeling...... On the stone cold floor, I stare at the ceiling, |
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I know the feeling...
When I'm kneeling...... On the stone cold floor, Frozen to the core, I stare at the ceiling. |
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The world has gone mad I believe,
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The world has gone mad I believe,
your being watched even when you breathe |
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The world has gone mad, I believe
You're being watched even when you breathe There's a camera on you |
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The world has gone mad, I believe,
You're being watched even when you breathe, There's a camera on you, So you're always in view, |
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The world has gone mad, I believe
You're being watched even when you breathe There's a camera on you, So you're always in view... And never allowed to deceive. |
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The world has gone mad, I believe
You're being watched even when you breathe There's a camera on you even whilst in the loo |
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The world has gone mad, I believe
You're being watched even when you breathe Ther's a camera on you... Even whilst in the loo So you can't even pee in peace. |
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A big storm is raging outside,
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A big storm is raging outside,
hurry up ,coz theres nowhere to hide |
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A big storm is raging outside
Hurry up, 'cos there's nowhere to hide. If you don't hurry in...... You'll get soaked to the skin |
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A big storm is raging outside
Hurry up, 'cos there's nowhere to hide. If you don't hurry in...... You'll get soaked to the skin And that's something you can't abide. |
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A big storm is raging outside
Hurry up, 'cos there's nowhere to hide. If you don't hurry in...... You'll get soaked to the skin And that's something you can't abide. So get ready for a bumpy ride!!!!!!!!! |
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Some people really are very stupid........................
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Some people really are very stupid,
self-centred, ignorant and far from cupid, |
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Some people really are very stupid,
Self-centred, ignorant and far from Cupid, They're a pain in the bum, |
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Some people really are very stupid,
Self-centred, ignorant and far from Cupid, They're a pain in the bum, dont understand fun |
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Some people really are very stupid,
Self-centred, ignorant and far from Cupid, They're a pain in the bum, dont understand fun, yes human nature can often be quite putrid .............. (:confused: that was a hard one) |
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nice ending,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,well done
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Nice ending..................well done,
We're mending................by gum, |
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Nice ending..................well done,
We're mending................by gum,............................:confused: wasent supposed to be a line..lol were nutters......................for sure but there must be a cure |
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Nice ending..................well done,
We're mending................by gum,............................ wasent supposed to be a line..lol were nutters......................for sure but there must be a cure so once again this will be fun. |
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there once was a dog called fido...
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there once was a dog called fido,
who lived in London with Dido, |
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there once was a dog called fido,
who lived in London with Dido, She taught him to sing, |
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There once was a dog called fido,
who lived in London with Dido, She taught him to sing, but he didn't half ming, |
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there once was a dog called fido,
who lived in London with Dido, She taught him to sing, 'Til he sounded like Bing, |
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there once was a dog called fido,
who lived in London with Dido, She taught him to sing, 'Til he sounded like Bing, then he'd streach himself out on a lido .. |
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tinkerbelles just had an op
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tinkerbelles just had an op
now her boobs look like they might pop ;) |
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tinkerbelles just had an op
now her boobs look like they might pop like melons they're so big |
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Tinkerbelle's just had an op.,
Now her boobs look like they might pop, Like melons they're so big, I'd love to see her dance a jig, |
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Tinkerbelle's just had an op.,
Now her boobs look like they might pop, Like melons they're so big, I'd love to see her dance a jig, Just for JohnW ............... flop :D |
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