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JohnW 31-08-2005 11:59
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Some people like me like a laugh
Some people like me like to take a bath,
Some people like me like to joke and to jest,
To fill the bath up 'til it's up past their chest,

Sara 31-08-2005 19:19
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Some people like me like a laugh
Some people like me like to take a bath,
Some people like me like to joke and to jest,
To fill the bath up 'til it's up past their chest,
and pretend my name is Garth.

Sara 31-08-2005 19:19
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we have friends from over the pond

JohnW 31-08-2005 20:07
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We have friends from over the pond,
And, of them, we are very fond,

grannyclaret 31-08-2005 20:16
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We have friends from over the pond,
And, of them, we are very fond,
we call them our brothers

Romps 31-08-2005 20:42
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We have friends from over the pond,
And, of them, we are very fond,
we call them our brothers
they are brothers beyond!

slinky 31-08-2005 20:43
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We have friends from over the pond,
And, of them, we are very fond,
we call them our brothers
they are brothers beyond!
But it's funny cos I'm dark and they are blond

JohnW 01-09-2005 14:11
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I live on t'other side o' th'Atlantic,

Sara 01-09-2005 18:04
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I live on t'other side o' th'Atlantic,
which sometimes is frantic

grannyclaret 01-09-2005 18:56
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I live on t'other side o' th'Atlantic,
which sometimes is frantic
now i'm not trying to boast

JohnW 01-09-2005 18:57
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I live on t'other side o' th'Atlantic,
Which sometimes is really frantic,
Like when a girl called Katrina blows in,

Romps 01-09-2005 20:20
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I live on t'other side o' th'Atlantic,
Which sometimes is really frantic,
Like when a girl called Katrina blows in,
she's got a flipper, a tail and a dorsel Fin!

JohnW 02-09-2005 12:42
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I live on t'other side o' th'Atlantic,
Which sometimes is really frantic,
Like when a girl called Katrina blows in,
she's got a flipper, a tail and a dorsel Fin!
And unfortunately, she's bloody gigantic!

JohnW 02-09-2005 13:56
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I was born up in Bash on Spring Day,

grannyclaret 02-09-2005 14:12
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I was born up in Bash on Spring Day,
my dad said ABOY,hip horay

harwood red 02-09-2005 16:07
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I was born up in Bash on Spring Day,
my dad said ABOY,hip horay
He got out a cigar

Tinkerbelle 02-09-2005 19:21
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I was born up in Bash on Spring Day,
my dad said ABOY,hip horay
He got out a cigar
bought a round at the bar,

grannyclaret 02-09-2005 21:32
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I was born up in Bash on Spring Day,
my dad said ABOY,hip horay
He got out a cigar
bought a round at the bar,
then each one in turn had to pay

grannyclaret 02-09-2005 21:34
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next
.................................................. .............
i cant get in the arcade,or the chat

Sara 04-09-2005 20:00
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i cant get in the arcade,or the chat
on my computer chair i am sat

grannyclaret 04-09-2005 22:19
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i cant get in the arcade,or the chat
on my computer chair i am sat
i realy cant say why this is so

JohnW 06-09-2005 20:01
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I can't get in the arcade or the chat,
On my computer chair I am sat,
I really can't say why this is so,
And what to do about it, I don't know,

grannyclaret 06-09-2005 20:39
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I can't get in the arcade or the chat,
On my computer chair I am sat,
I really can't say why this is so,
And what to do about it, I don't know,
i think i will go and kick the cat

ONLY JOKING ,,CAT LOVERS:blush8:

grannyclaret 06-09-2005 20:47
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if i could have a wish come true

WillowTheWhisp 06-09-2005 21:58
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if i could have a wish come true
I would wish for a room with a view

JohnW 07-09-2005 13:16
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If i could have a wish come true,
I would wish for a room with a view,
Overlooking a picturesque lake,

grannyclaret 07-09-2005 14:54
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]If i could have a wish come true,
I would wish for a room with a view,
Overlooking a picturesque lake,
like on xmas cards ,where lovers skate

slinky 07-09-2005 15:30
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If i could have a wish come true,
I would wish for a room with a view,
Overlooking a picturesque lake,
like on xmas cards ,where lovers skate
And if they cant skate, they fall on cue.........

grannyclaret 08-09-2005 23:34
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http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat...22/15_9_15.gifnow if only i had a hat like this

slinky 09-09-2005 07:46
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now if only i had a hat like this
I wonder if people would take the p....

JohnW 09-09-2005 11:37
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Now if only I had a hat like this,
I wonder if people would take the ****,
I'd parade up and down at a place called Ascot,

Romps 09-09-2005 13:11
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Now if only I had a hat like this,
I wonder if people would take the ****,
I'd parade up and down at a place called Ascot,
Tho probably i'd look like a total toss pot!

grannyclaret 09-09-2005 13:24
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http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat...22/15_9_15.gif]Now if only I had a hat like this,
I wonder if people would take the ****,
I'd parade up and down at a place called Ascot,
Tho probably i'd look like a total toss pot!
or maybe i'd get a great big KISS

grannyclaret 11-09-2005 18:09
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sorry bout that, was trying to make smiley central work

JohnW 15-09-2005 19:57
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Wow, England have won back the ashes,

Sara 15-09-2005 20:05
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Wow, England have won back the ashes
i bet there was some knees with gashes

yerself 16-09-2005 15:13
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Wow, England have won back the ashes
i bet there was some knees with gashes
Freddie had one over the eight

grannyclaret 16-09-2005 18:14
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Wow, England have won back the ashes
i bet there was some knees with gashes
Freddie had one over the eight
and said lads ive had a bonza neight ............... / /..................night

grannyclaret 30-09-2005 18:34
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Quote:
Originally Posted by grannyclaret
Wow, England have won back the ashes
i bet there was some knees with gashes
Freddie had one over the eight
and said lads ive had a bonza neight ............... / /..................night
but dont let the wife see all these glasses

grannyclaret 30-09-2005 18:35
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next.........
its awhile since we had a good laugh

Sara 30-09-2005 22:09
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its awhile since we had a good laugh
Could do with a couple of pints of draugh

grannyclaret 30-09-2005 22:12
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its awhile since we had a good laugh
Could do with a couple of pints of draugh
then we all will let rip

Sara 01-10-2005 15:51
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its awhile since we had a good laugh
Could do with a couple of pints of draugh
then we all will let rip
and the night we will trip

grannyclaret 01-10-2005 18:01
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its awhile since we had a good laugh
Could do with a couple of pints of draugh
then we all will let rip
and the night we will trip
we could all end up in the bath..........................................cant think of another end.....

Margaret Pilkington 01-10-2005 21:09
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And Laughter is good for the heart.....

JohnW 03-10-2005 12:26
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And Laughter is good for the heart.....
Just as Heinz beans are good for a f@rt,

Margaret Pilkington 03-10-2005 13:53
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And laughter is good for the heart
Just as Heinze beans are good for a f@rt
So laugh........ and keep well,

JohnW 04-10-2005 13:28
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And laughter is good for the heart
Just as Heinze beans are good for a f@rt
So laugh........ and keep well,
Carry on f@rting like hell,

JohnW 04-10-2005 13:30
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And laughter is good for the heart
Just as Heinze beans are good for a f@rt
So laugh........ and keep well,
Carry on f@rting like hell,
But don't follow through, that's not smart.

Margaret Pilkington 04-10-2005 14:58
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Love it John....absolutely love it!

JohnW 04-10-2005 19:31
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I've heard Margaret say she just loves it,

grannyclaret 04-10-2005 20:18
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I've heard Margaret say she just loves it,
but to get it she'l just have to budget

Margaret Pilkington 04-10-2005 20:35
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I've heard Margaret say she just loves it,
But to get it, she'll just have to budget....
The good ones aren't cheap.......
The cheap ones fall in a heap.......

slinky 04-10-2005 20:38
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I've heard Margaret say she just loves it,
But to get it, she'll just have to budget....
The good ones aren't cheap.......
The cheap ones fall in a heap.......
but her hubby's wallet wont budge it!!!!!

grannyclaret 05-10-2005 18:49
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next.....
now tinkers is 30 tomorrow

Margaret Pilkington 05-10-2005 19:15
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Now Tinkers is 30 tomorrow.....
This fills her with pain and much sorrow,

grannyclaret 05-10-2005 20:16
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Now Tinkers is 30 tomorrow.....
This fills her with pain and much sorrow,
she will soon get the wrinkles

JohnW 06-10-2005 11:09
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Now Tinkers is 30 tomorrow,
This fills her with pain and much sorrow,
She will soon get the wrinkles,
Be called "Wrinkly Tinkles,"
And will be far too old to date Zorro.

Tinkerbelle 09-10-2005 17:58
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:lol: omg I hadn't seen that limerick till now!!:rofl38:

JohnW 10-10-2005 11:49
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I hadn't seen that limerick till now!!
I should stand up and take a big bow,

grannyclaret 11-10-2005 21:24
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I hadn't seen that limerick till now!!
I should stand up and take a big bow,
but i'm so sweet and modest

JohnW 12-10-2005 10:52
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I hadn't seen that limerick till now!!
I should stand up and take a big bow,
But i'm so sweet and modest,
(Though I look like a Godess),
And all men that see me say, "WOW!"

grannyclaret 12-10-2005 10:55
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hi john ,,,,are you starting another

JohnW 13-10-2005 11:11
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Another rhyme I must now start,

Tinkerbelle 13-10-2005 12:45
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Another rhyme I must now start,
hope I don't let slip a fart, :o

grannyclaret 13-10-2005 20:48
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Another rhyme I must now start,
hope I don't let slip a fart, :o
folks say that they are realy vile

Tinkerbelle 13-10-2005 22:16
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Another rhyme I must now start,
hope I don't let slip a fart,
folks say that they are really vile,
and can make them run a mile,

JohnW 14-10-2005 13:28
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Another rhyme I must now start,
I hope I don't let slip a fart,
Folks say that they are really vile,
And can make them run a mile,
Oh come on, don't be such a big tart!
__________________

grannyclaret 14-10-2005 16:52
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next,,,,,,
what can i say to raise a smile

grannyclaret 16-10-2005 15:20
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next,,,,,,
what can i say/do to raise a smile
maybe tickle your feet for a little while

Tinkerbelle 21-10-2005 16:03
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What can I do to raise a smile,
maybe tickle your feet for a little while,
DON'T TOUCH MY FEET,
or my fist you might meet,

Sara 21-10-2005 16:37
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What can I do to raise a smile,
maybe tickle your feet for a little while,
DON'T TOUCH MY FEET,
or my fist you might meet,
and your teeth will fly a mile.

grannyclaret 25-10-2005 22:22
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In sunny spain so far away

Tinkerbelle 25-10-2005 22:24
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In sunny spain so far away,
in the sun, I wish I lay,

grannyclaret 25-10-2005 22:32
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In sunny spain so far away,
in the sun, I wish I lay,
I'd cast all caution to the wind

JohnW 26-10-2005 11:11
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In sunny spain so far away,
in the sun, I wish I lay,
I'd cast all caution to the wind,
My hopes on 'pleasure' would be pinned,

slinky 26-10-2005 11:12
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnW
In sunny spain so far away,
in the sun, I wish I lay,
I'd cast all caution to the wind,
My hopes on 'pleasure' would be pinned,
and a nice cool beer lay on a tray

SpecialPowers 26-10-2005 22:24
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There was a man that looked like a monkey

Tinkerbelle 26-10-2005 22:28
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There was a man that looked like a monkey,
but some said he looked rather hunky,
His name was James Blunt,
you think he's a ..mm runt :D

SpecialPowers 26-10-2005 22:29
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His name was James Blunt

JohnW 27-10-2005 11:26
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There was a man that looked like a monkey,
but some said he looked rather hunky,
His name was James Blunt,
you think he's a ..mm runt,
But when he dances he looks really funky.

SpecialPowers 27-10-2005 22:22
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There was ayoung guy from ferngore

JohnW 28-10-2005 11:37
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There was a young guy from Ferngore,
Whose bum was incredibly sore,

Tinkerbelle 28-10-2005 11:43
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There was a young guy from Ferngore,
Whose bum was incredibly sore,
he fell down the Clough

slinky 28-10-2005 11:51
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There was a young guy from Ferngore,
Whose bum was incredibly sore,
he fell down the Clough
and looked a bit rough,

Sara 28-10-2005 14:12
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There was a young guy from Ferngore,
Whose bum was incredibly sore,
he fell down the Clough
and looked a bit rough,
cause he landed on a door.

Sara 28-10-2005 14:13
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It was the night before halloween

yerself 28-10-2005 16:05
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It was the night before halloween
Sara's given her broom a clean

grannyclaret 28-10-2005 16:42
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It was the night before halloween
Sara's given her broom a clean
she thought blimey its scruffy ,
and smells a bit woofy

Sara 28-10-2005 19:10
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It was the night before halloween
Sara's given her broom a clean
she thought blimey its scruffy ,
and smells a bit woofy
so a spell she did put on Dean.

grannyclaret 29-10-2005 15:00
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new one
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
now Dean was excedingly pleased

Sara 29-10-2005 17:12
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now Dean was excedingly pleased
but after his fag he wheezed

grannyclaret 30-10-2005 00:12
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now Dean was excedingly pleased
but after his fag he wheezed
giving up will be childs play

Sara 30-10-2005 06:48
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now Dean was excedingly pleased
but after his fag he wheezed
giving up will be childs play
he only smoked 60 a day

grannyclaret 30-10-2005 19:57
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now Dean was excedingly pleased
but after his fag he wheezed
giving up will be childs play
he only smoked 60 a day
TOO LATE ,all his lungs were diseased :death1:

grannyclaret 30-10-2005 20:00
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tomorrow the witches will SPOOK

Sara 30-10-2005 20:02
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tomorrow the witches will SPOOK
they'll use a couldron to cook

grannyclaret 30-10-2005 20:03
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tomorrow the witches will SPOOK
they'll use a couldron to cook
so look after your moggies

Sara 30-10-2005 20:04
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tomorrow the witches will SPOOK
they'll use a couldron to cook
so look after your moggies
or next you look they'll be froggies

grannyclaret 30-10-2005 20:54
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tomorrow the witches will SPOOK
they'll use a couldron to cook
so look after your moggies
or next you look they'll be froggies
feeding bats that are hung on a hook ..


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