Re: Limericks - add a line
 

Halloween's come and it's gone,

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

Halloween's come and it's gone,
so now the fireworks are on

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

Halloween's come and it's gone,
so now the fireworks are on
rockets will fly into the sky

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

Halloween's come and it's gone,
So now the fireworks are on,
Rockets will fly into the sky,
Then be gone by and by,

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

Halloween's come and it's gone,
So now the fireworks are on,
Rockets will fly into the sky,
Then be gone by and by,
but the bangs will just go on and on ...................(:mad: til the new year !!!)

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

if i could spend hundreds of pounds

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

if i could spend hundreds of pounds
i would buy you all a couple of rounds

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

If i could spend hundreds of pounds,
I'd buy you all a couple of rounds,
We'd slurp 'em down and all get slewed,

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

If i could spend hundreds of pounds,
I'd buy you all a couple of rounds,
We'd slurp 'em down and all get slewed,
apart from john who just spewed :D

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_7_3.gif If i could spend hundreds of pounds,
I'd buy you all a couple of rounds,
We'd slurp 'em down and all get slewed,
apart from john who just spewed :D
oooh from the smell i think he's just poohed
and from the lump on his head ,he.s been crowned ...





http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb066&pp=ZN

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

Charming you lot, absolutely charming! :)


Come on Granny, get yer thinkin' cap on again, your turn.

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

a good bunch of webbers are we

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

A good bunch of webbers are we,
of that we all agree,

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

A good bunch of webbers are we,
of that we all agree,
with a song in our hearts

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

A good bunch of webbers are we,
Of that we all agree,
With a song in our hearts,
And our pants full of f@rts,

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

A good bunch of webbers are we,
Of that we all agree,
With a song in our hearts,
And our pants full of f@rts,
let's sing a song for you and me.

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

these dark nights are doing my head in

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

these dark nights are doing my head in
I'll probably do something that's a sin

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

these dark nights are doing my head in
I'll probably do something that's a sin
or maybe i just might be nice
and put some champers on ice

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

These dark nights are doing my head in
I'll probably do something that's a sin
Or maybe i just might be nice
And put some champers on ice
And put on a suit to get wed in.

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

Now fireworks have, hopefully, ended,

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

Now fireworks have, hopefully, ended,
and the broken windows have all been mended ]

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

Now fireworks have, hopefully, ended,
and the broken windows have all been mended ]

let the silence begin
and get rid of the din

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

]Now fireworks have, hopefully, ended,
and the broken windows have all been mended ]

let the silence begin
and get rid of the din
til next november as was intended http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/8/8_14_7.gif





http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb063&pp=ZN

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

soon old santa will be on the job

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

soon old santa will be on the job
stuffing mince pies into his gob

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

soon old santa will be on the job
stuffing mince pies into his gob
drinking rudolphs milk

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

soon old santa will be on the job
stuffing mince pies into his gob
drinking rudolphs tatsy milk
whilst wearing undies made of silk

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

soon old santa will be on the job
stuffing mince pies into his gob
drinking rudolphs tatsy milk
whilst wearing undies made of silk

he put them on his head ,they caught his nose
damn tough luck i just farted in those

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

:rofl38: I like that one :D


Next one? ........


It has turned so very cold,

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

It has turned so very cold,
and my head is totally bald

il have to wear my wooly hat
or shall i shave that bloody cat

as cat hairs warm or so im told

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

It has turned so very cold,
and my head is totally bald

il have to wear my wooly hat
or shall i shave that bloody cat

as cat hairs warm or so im told

dont shave that pussy or you'l both be cold
and two bald tw@t's or so ime told

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

It has turned so very cold,
and my head is totally bald

il have to wear my wooly hat
or shall i shave that bloody cat

as cat hairs warm or so im told

dont shave that pussy or you'l both be cold
and two bald tw@t's or so ime told

ARE BETTER THAN ONE

and t***s are usefull unlike chavs :D

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

:eek: Naughty boys !!!! :D :D :D

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

Naughty boys !!!!
stole tinks toys

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

and sent them back to santa
as they wer fed up with
her anti noel edmonds banter

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

there was a young man who thought he was cute

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

there was a young man who thought he was cute
but him we wanted to shoot

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

there was a young man who thought he was cute
but him we wanted to shoot
coz he sells his ass in tuesdays loot
£5 a pop up the poop chute

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

[quote=chav1]there was a young man who thought he was cute
but him we wanted to shoot
coz he sells his ass in tuesdays loot
£5 a pop up the poop chute,
or for a tenner he'll smoke yer pink flute.

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

there was a young man who thought he was cute
but him we wanted to shoot
coz he sells his ass in tuesdays loot
£5 a pop up the poop chute,
or for a tenner he'll smoke yer pink flute.
ah f**k it a fiver then after all he is cute

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_12_2.gif :rofl38: OMG CHAV!!!!


Next one .................... :D

That chav is so rude,





http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb066&pp=ZN

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

That chav is so rude,
and also very crude

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

That chav is so rude,
and also very crude,
he makes me blush,

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

That chav is so rude,
and also very crude,
he makes me blush,
cuz he dresser so plush

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

That chav is so rude,
and also very crude,
he makes me blush,
cuz he dresses so plush,
and makes me laugh when downright lude!

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

follow that ..............lol

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

That chav is so rude,
and also very crude,
he makes me blush,
cuz he dresses so plush,
and makes me laugh when downright lude!
he makes me so horny now pass me the lube
coz i wanna shove it down the brown tube

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

I feel sick.


Talk about gross.

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

I feel sick.
Talk about gross
shut up you tart
it could have been worse

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

i feel sick
talk about gross
shut up you tart
it could have been worse
when i rifle through your burberry purse !

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

a burburry pures of them there are plenty
but like the owners head its always empty

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

a burberry purse of them there are plenty
but like the owners head its always empty
because that gurl was under twenty
all the chav lads had ***aplenty

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

a burberry purse of them there are plenty
but like the owners head its always empty
because that gurl was under twenty
all the chav lads had ***aplenty
bet they got more than a smell of her scenty;)

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

christmas time is here again

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

christmas time is here again
the shopping is a pain

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

I wish i could put down my bags

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

Christmas time is here again,
The shopping is a pain,
I wish i could put down my bags
Stop, and light one of my fags,

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

Christmas time is here again,
The shopping is a pain,
I wish i could put down my bags
Stop, and light one of my fags,
and just hope it keeps me sane!

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

next please

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

In Florida it doesn't snow,

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

In Florida it doesn't snow,
we just get tanned,,,MY DOES IT SHOW?:p

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

In Florida it doesn't snow,
we just get tanned,,,MY DOES IT SHOW?
Though we're not brown ALL over,

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

In Florida it doesn't snow,
we just get tanned,,,MY DOES IT SHOW?
Though we're not brown ALL over,
we hide our bits with clover ;)

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

In Florida it doesn't snow,
we just get tanned,,,MY DOES IT SHOW?
Though we're not brown ALL over,
we hide our bits with clover
And a cleverly placed big bow.

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

Five more shopping days till Christmas

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

Five more shopping days till Christmas
oh dear its been and gone
where did those days i missed pass?:rolleyes: .........................well it rhymes
did i go off on one?

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

Five more shopping days 'til Christmas,
Oh dear it's been and gone,
Where did those days I missed pass ?
Did I go off on one ?
Think you meant ****ed at mass.

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

Soon the New Year will be here

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

Soon the New Year will be here
with lots of joy and perhaps a tear

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

Soon the New Year will be here
with lots of joy and perhaps a tear
banging heads the morning after

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

Soon the New Year will be here
with lots of joy and perhaps a tear
banging heads the morning after
and wet knickers from all that laughter

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

Soon the New Year will be here
with lots of joy and perhaps a tear
banging heads the morning after
and wet knickers from all that laughter
number two follows shortly after
that should stop their bloody laughter

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

Chav has passed his Driving Test

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

Chav has passed his Driving Test
well we all knew he would do his best
he may have slipped a bribe or two :D

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

chav has passed his driving test
we all knew he would do his best
he may have slipped abribe or two
or the assesor could have been a friend
but now he,s safe to drive us round the bend

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

the year is two thousand and six,

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

the year is two thousand and six,
and our future is a volitile mix.....

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

the year is two thousand and six,
and our future is a volitile mix,

with labour in power,
oh wahat a shower

get rid of the flamin prix...:D :D

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

The Weather Is Not At Its Best
And B.r. Is Wearing A Vest :D

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

The weather is not at its best,
And B.R. is wearing a vest,
But the cold soon will go,
Along with the snow,

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

The weather is not at its best,
And B.R. is wearing a vest,
But the cold soon will go,
Along with the snow,
And summer will be back with some ZEST!!!:D

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

Good one Slinks, how about starting us off with another.

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

now that april is here, what have we to fear

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

As long as its not that drag queen queer,.........:D :D :D

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

now that april is here ,what have we to fear
As long as its not that drag queen queer,.........:D :D :D
you know the one, with the wart on his tongue :rolleyes:

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

and has been known to wear Tink's thong,

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

ha ha,joobyjooby ,
Are you going to start another one ?.....the person who does the last line,usualy does....,,,,:D anything goes...:D

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

I'll start us off with a new one :)


Sunday afternoons should be spent,

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

Lazing around with a hunky gent

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

But alternatively of course

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

you could go riding a horse.........haha

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

Sunday afternoons should be spent,
Lazing around with a hunky gent
But alternatively of course
you could go riding a horse
but the gent would be heaven sent :)


lol! Jooby lovin it :D

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

hehe......good eh tinks....heres another

there once was a nutter on accy web

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

there once was a nutter on accy web,
I think she said her birthdays in Feb

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

shes over the age of 21

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

there once was a nutter on accy web,
I think she said her birthdays in Feb,
shes over the age of 21,
and often goes by the name of John :) lol!

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

a tranny granny.......O come on!!!! hahahahaha:D :D

Re: Limericks - add a line
 

Another.........its been a laugh on the web today....