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there was a dozy old woman called granny |
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there was a dozy old woman called granny
who thought it was somewhat uncanny |
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there was a dozy old woman called granny
who thought it was somewhat uncanny that her mind would go blank when she went to the bank |
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there was a dozy old woman called granny
who thought it was somewhat uncanny that her mind would go blank when she went to the bank To draw money to pay for the nanny. There once was a scouser called Kit, |
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There once was a scouser called Kit,
who ,s desire was to learn how to knit |
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There once was a scouser called Kit,
who ,s desire was to learn how to knit but try as she might, she couldn't get it right |
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There once was a scouser called Kit,
who's desire was to learn how to knit but try as she might, she couldn't get it right In fact the whole thing looked like sh*t! When Janet and Granny went out, |
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At the pub, there was always a rout
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When Janet and Granny went out,
At the pub, there was always a rout |
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When Janet and Granny went out,
At the pub, there was always a rout, There was scratching and kicking, |
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When Janet and Granny went out,
At the pub, there was always a rout, There was scratching and kicking, Janet's pint Gran was nicking |
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When Janet and Granny went out,
At the pub, there was always a rout, There was scratching and kicking, Janet's pint Gran was nicking its mine or il,l give you a clout |
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there once was a lady called rose
who got up everyones nose |
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By persistently whining
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there once was a lady called rose
who got up everyones nose By persistently whining (gotta remember to copy the previous lines!) |
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there once was a lady called rose
who got up everyones nose By persistently whining especialy when dineing |
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there once was a lady called rose who got up everyones nose By persistently whining especialy when dining Well she's female, you know how that goes. .................runs for cover to avoid misiles raining in from all directions............. A girl, once, in fair Rising Bridge, |
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A girl, once, in fair Rising Bridge,
was stung on the bum by a midge |
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A girl, once, in fair Rising Bridge,
Was stung on the bum by a midge, It itched like the devil, |
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A girl, once, in fair Rising Bridge,
Was stung on the bum by a midge, It itched like the devil, but insisted on eating a revel (mm they are tasty) |
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A girl, once, in fair Rising Bridge,
Was stung on the bum by a midge, It itched like the devil, but insisted on eating a revel and talked to the devil, in fair Rising Bridge. |
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Grr. again I'm stuck. Where's the first line of the next one Doug?
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You start one lol.
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OK, how about
An Accyweb member named Doug.......... |
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An Accyweb member named Doug,
Swigged gallons of ale from a jug, |
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An Accyweb member named Doug,
Swigged gallons of ale from a jug, on his way over here,he did but hear, |
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An Accyweb member named Doug,
Swigged gallons of ale from a jug, On his way over here, He did but hear, That it all made him act like a mug. That Janet's an absolute cracker, |
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That Janet's an absolute cracker,Whar's more, an inveterate yakker!
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Got my fingers tied up in the keyboard!
That Janet's an absolute cracker, What's more, an inveterate yakker! |
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That Janet's an absolute cracker,
What's more, an inveterate yakker! She can talk for all Lancs, |
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That Janet's an absolute cracker,
What's more, an inveterate yakker! She can talk for all Lancs, But we'll all give our thanks |
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That Janet's an absolute cracker,
What's more, an inveterate yakker! She can talk for all Lancs, But we'll all give our thanks That she isn't a pain in th'arse slacker. Billcat's comin' o'er from New Jersey, |
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Billcat's comin' o'er from New Jersey,
he'll be wearing his cardie not jersey |
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Billcat's comin' o'er from New Jersey,
he'll be wearing his cardie not jersey First, a pint at the pub |
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nice limerick i really liked it
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Billcat's comin' o'er from New Jersey,
he'll be wearing his cardie not jersey First, a pint at the pub, Then a plate full of grub, |
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Billcat's comin' o'er from New Jersey,
he'll be wearing his cardie not jersey First, a pint at the pub, Then a plate full of grub, And try catch a fish in the Mersey. |
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Haha, very good yerself, though I doubt there's many fish in that nasty old river. Probably stand a better chance in the River Stink as you guys call it. So, are you going to start us off with a new one then???????????????? |
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Yerself on an outing one day,
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Yerself on an outing one day,
in some gear he bought off e,bay |
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Yerself on an outing one day,
in some gear he bought off e,bay With elastic defective |
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Yerself on an outing one day,
in some gear he bought off e,bay With elastic defective and underpants selective |
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Yerself on an outing one day,
in some gear he bought off e,bay With elastic defective and underpants selective to see if he would get a lay. |
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Slinky, a mother of two
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Was strolling around Blackpool Zoo....
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Slinky, a mother of two
Was strolling around Blackpool zoo When she saw a loose lion |
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Slinky, a mother of two
Was strolling around Blackpool zoo When she saw a loose lion her nerves turned to iron |
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Slinky, a mother of two
Was strolling around Blackpool zoo When she saw a loose lion her nerves turned to iron And she froze to the spot - wouldn't you? |
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A young man from Accy once said,
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A young man from Accy once said,
'' I am going home to bed''!! |
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A young man from Accy once said,
'' I am going home to bed''!! I've had one drink to many |
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A young man from Accy once said,
'' I am going home to bed''!! I've had one drink to many with my mate kenny.......... |
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A young man from Accy once said,
'' I am going home to bed''!! I've had one drink to many with my mate kenny.......... and now i feel half dead. |
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It was on St. Georges day
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It was on St. Georges day
all the draggons came out to play |
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It was on St. Georges day
All the dragons came out to play Breathing flames and fire |
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It was on St. Georges day
All the dragons came out to play Breathing flames and fire that would light a funeral pia |
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It was on St. Georges day
All the dragons came out to play Breathing flames and fire that would light a funeral pia then George came and the dragon was slay(ed) |
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It's Monday and here we are working,
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It's Monday and here we are working,
and the boss is around lurking, |
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It's Monday and here we are working,
and the boss is around lurking, he's got a big gob........... |
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It's Monday and here we are working,
and the boss is around lurking, he's got a big gob........... and smell's like a blob (of cheese) |
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It's Monday and here we are working,
and the boss is around lurking, he's got a big gob........... and smell's like a blob (of cheese) While I'm here on AccyWeb, shirking! While eating some Lancashire cheese, |
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While eating some Lancashire cheese,
Billcat started to sneeze |
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While eating some Lancashire cheese,
Billcat started to sneeze, The sneeze made him f@rt, |
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While eating some Lancashire cheese,
Billcat started to sneeze, The sneeze made him f@rt, and he dirtied the part |
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While eating some Lancashire cheese,
Billcat started to sneeze, The sneeze made him f@rt, and he dirtied the part while he ran round acting like john cleese |
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next slinky ..lol
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While eating some Lancashire cheese,
Billcat started to sneeze, The sneeze made him f@rt, and he dirtied the part Of his trousers, right down to his knees. Granny 'C' is a bit of a lass, |
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Granny 'C' is a bit of a lass,
To that, we all raise our glass |
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Granny 'C' is a bit of a lass,
To that, we all raise our glass So, here's to you Gran, |
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Granny 'C' is a bit of a lass,
To that, we all raise our glass So, here's to you Gran, the Claret and Blue fan, |
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Granny 'C' is a bit of a lass,
To that, we all raise our glass So, here's to you Gran, the Claret and Blue fan, The lady with plenty of sass. That Tinkerbell sounds a real sweety, |
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That Tinkerbell sounds a real sweety,
Aye - she studies criminology - quite meaty |
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That Tinkerbell sounds a real sweety,
Aye - she studies criminology - quite meaty, She's as cute as a fox, |
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That Tinkerbell sounds a real sweety,
Aye - she studies criminology - quite meaty, She's as cute as a fox, Fresh out of detox, |
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That Tinkerbell sounds a real sweety,
Aye - she studies criminology - quite meaty, She's as cute as a fox, Fresh out of detox, Where she renounced the drink, by treaty |
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The leader of the Council is a Tory
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The leader of the Council's a Tory,
Oh crap, this should be a good story, |
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The leader of the Council's a Tory,
Oh crap, this should be a good story, On tonight's evening news |
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The leader of the Council's a Tory,
Oh crap, this should be a good story, On tonight's evening news He's sinking plenty of booze |
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The leader of the Council's a Tory,
Oh crap, this should be a good story, On tonight's evening news He's sinking plenty of booze So let's hope he falls o'er and it's gory. |
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[QUOTE=JohnW]Granny 'C' is a bit of a lass,
To that, we all raise our glass So, here's to you Gran, the Claret and Blue fan, The lady with plenty of sass. AHH THANKS GUYS I LIKE THAT............:D ...... |
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Tinkerbelle once said to Gran,
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Tinkerbelle once said to Gran,
why must i eat all my bran |
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Tinkerbelle once said to Gran,
"Why must I eat all my bran?" Gran replied with a grin, |
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Made him high as a kite, what a birk?
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Tinkerbelle once said to Gran,
"Why must I eat all my bran?" Gran replied with a grin, It helps make come out, what goes in, |
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Tinkerbelle once said to Gran,
"Why must I eat all my bran?" Gran replied with a grin, It helps make come out, what goes in, So I'm now know as Gran the bran fan! |
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The election's occurring next week
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The election's occurring next week,
All the 'runners' will get up to speak, |
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The election's occurring next week,
All the 'runners' will get up to speak, when theyhave all spun their bumph |
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Bluddy eck GC, you're making this difficult, what the hell goes with 'bumph'?
The election's occurring next week, All the 'runners' will get up to speak, when they've all spun their bumph We'll all count to funf, (which is 5 in German for those who don't know) |
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The election's occurring next week,
All the 'runners' will get up to speak, when they've all spun their bumph We'll all count to funf, (which is 5 in German for those who don't know) Then bog off to play hide and seek. (Well it will be more interesting than listening to them!) |
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The trouble with going to vote,
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The trouble with going to vote,
you listen to each sincere quote |
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The trouble with going to vote,
You listen to each sincere quote, You put your cross in the box, |
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