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brilliant....................lol

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It's supposed to be hot today.......

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It's supposed to be hot today...
your clothes, off they must stay,

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It's supposed to be hot today...
your clothes, off they must stay,
I'll get my bikini...

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[QUOTE=slinky]It's supposed to be hot today...
your clothes, off they must stay,
I'll get my bikini..
the new micro, teeny....

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It's supposed to be hot today...
your clothes, off they must stay,
I'll get my bikini..
the new micro, teeny....
And i will go for a quick roll in the hay.

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Phwar! A roll in the hay with that Slinky,
Whilst in her bikini, that's kinky,

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Phwar! A roll in the hay with that Slinky,
Whilst in her bikini, that's kinky,
When the sun goes down,

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Phwar! A roll in the hay with that Slinky,
Whilst in her bikini, that's kinky,
When the sun goes down,
you'll all frown,
because she grows a winky! :D



I'll try and start a new one off

JohnW may say,

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JohnW may say,
Tinkerbelle will not play,

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JohnW may say,
Tinkerbelle will not play,
Though she's named for a fairy,

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JohnW may say,
Tinkerbelle will not play,
Though she's named for a fairy,
John thinks she's too scary,

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JohnW may say,
Tinkerbelle will not play,
Though she's named for a fairy,
John thinks she's too scary,
But then again she could be gay.

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OOOHHH the scandal you learn ,,,,,,,,te he..
are you doing another ?

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Well today is saturday........

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Well today is saturday.......
and i want my wicked way

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Well today is saturday.......
and i want my wicked way,
I think I might,

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Well today is Saturday.........
And I want my wicked way,
I think I might
stop up all night,

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Well today is Saturday.........
And I want my wicked way,
I think I might
stop up all night,
erm now who is game to play?

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next
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if i should win a fortune

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if i should win a fortune
friends, i will have many

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If I should win a fortune, friends I will have many,
Which seems to say that, if I'm poor, friends I won't have any,

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If I should win a fortune, friends I will have many,
Which seems to say that, if I'm poor, friends I won't have any,
but they say my face is my fortune,wonder if that ,s true





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this is hard!!!!!!!!!!!!

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]If I should win a fortune, friends I will have many,
Which seems to say that, if I'm poor, friends I won't have any,
so i think my luck is in the stars

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whats going on ??????????????????????????????? first it said i would have to try again ..then it wouldent delete the second one,because the first one was there ..i nead a lie down........ lol

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If I should win a fortune, friends I will have many,
Which seems to say that, if I'm poor, friends I won't have any,
so i think my luck is in the stars
and the fortune will be spent in numerous bars

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If I should win a fortune, friends I will have many,
Which seems to say that, if I'm poor, friends I won't have any,
So i think my luck is in the stars,
And the fortune will be spent in numerous bars,
I'll drink the bl**dy lot myself, right down to the last penny.

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So, I am starting my vacation on Saturday, as a celebration here is the first line of the next one:


California here I come,

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California here I come,
land of tan and silicone bum,

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California here I come,
land of tan and silicone bum
It may get hot it may get sticky......

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California here I come,
land of tan and silicone bum
It may get hot it may get sticky.....
and watch out girls ,i,m very picky

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California here I come,
land of tan and silicone bum
It may get hot it may get sticky.....
and watch out girls ,i,m very picky,
So before I get there "tuck" your tum.

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A trip out to Cyprus would be very nice,

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A trip out to Cyprus would be very nice,
to drink vodka and coke with plenty of ice,

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A trip out to Cyprus would be very nice,
To drink vodka and coke with plenty of ice,
To lounge on the beach on a hot sunny day,

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A trip out to Cyprus would be very nice,
To drink vodka and coke with plenty of ice,
To lounge on the beach on a hot sunny day,
would surely wash any blues away,

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A trip out to Cyprus would be very nice,
To drink vodka and coke with plenty of ice,
To lounge on the beach on a hot sunny day,
would surely wash any blues away,
oh and a piece of the action ,,please give me a slice .

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next..
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theres plenty of sun in the med

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There's plenty of sun in the Med,
You can get a good tan if your dead,

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There's plenty of sun in the Med,
You can get a good tan if your dead,
so live it up while your here

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There's plenty of sun in the Med,
You can get a good tan if your dead,
so live it up while your here
and dont forget to have tha beer!

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There's plenty of sun in the Med,
You can get a good tan if your dead,
so live it up while your here
and dont forget to have tha beer!
But don't spend all day in tha bed.

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Florida's hot and it's steamy,

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Florida's hot and it's steamy,
and the coffee is lovely and creamy,

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Florida's hot and it's steamy,
and the coffee is lovely and creamy,
But in Accy its raining ad cool

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Florida's hot and it's steamy,
and the coffee is lovely and creamy,
if you want sand ,sea ,and sun

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oops too late ..sorry tealeaf ..after you ...................

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Florida's hot and it's steamy,
and the coffee is lovely and creamy,
But in Accy its raining and cool,
So come on now, don't be a fool,

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Florida's hot and it's steamy,
And the coffee is lovely and creamy,
If you want sand, sea and sun,
A Big Mac on a bun,

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Florida's hot and it's steamy,
and the coffee is lovely and creamy,
But in Accy its raining and cool,
So come on now, don't be a fool,
try some of this cake ,its dreamy

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Florida's hot and it's steamy,
And the coffee is lovely and creamy,
If you want sand, sea and sun,
A Big Mac on a bun,
then here it all is and its dreamy

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soon john will be off on his holls

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Soon John will be off on his holls,
On his arms a couple of dolls,

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Soon John will be off on his holls,
On his arms a couple of dolls,
With a bit of good luck,

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Soon John will be off on his holls,
On his arms a couple of dolls,
With a bit of good luck,
in every pocket ,a buck

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Soon John will be off on his holls,
On his arms a couple of dolls,
With a bit of good luck,
in every pocket ,a buck
those dolls will turn into molls

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Willow and Busman are back,

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Willow and Busman are back,
from there holiday in the sack

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Willow and Busman are back,
from there holiday in the sack
its not that they,r moaning

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Willow and Busman are back,
From there holiday in the sack,
It's not that they're moaning,
And not even groaning,

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Willow and Busman are back,
From there holiday in the sack,
It's not that they're moaning,
And not even groaning,
but now all their savings they lack

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there was a young lady called nancy

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There was a young lady called Nancy
Who said something tickled her fancy.

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There was a young lady called Nancy
Who said something tickled her fancy.
When a feather was found in the basket,

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Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet...................

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Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet...................
with a dildo as long as her arm ( oh I am so sorry slightly typsy :D )

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Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet...................
with a dildo as long as her arm ( oh I am so sorry slightly typsy )
along came a nigger ..................

(sorry I am just as tipsy as I have been out with tinks tonight)

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Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet...................
with a dildo as long as her arm ( oh I am so sorry slightly typsy )
along came a nigger ..................
with a c*** that was bigger ..........:D

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Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet...................
with a dildo as long as her arm ( oh I am so sorry slightly typsy )
along came a nigger ..................
with a c*** that was bigger ..........
and did some serious harm.

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ooohhhh :o

There was a young lady called Nancy
Who said something tickled her fancy.
When a feather was found in the basket,
she put it in her dead husbands casket,

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??????????????????

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mary had a little lamb,

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mary had a little lamb,
she took it too a wedding,
she tied it to a lamp post,
and kicked its f**in head in!!

(sorry just had to put my lil poem in)

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Today has been nice weather............

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Today has been nice weather
Too hot for wearing leather.

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Today has been nice weather
Too hot for wearing leather.
Yes a T.Shirt will do...........

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Today has been nice weather
Too hot for wearing leather.
Yes a T.Shirt will do...........
it dosent have to be new

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Today has been nice weather
Too hot for wearing leather.
Yes a T.Shirt will do...........
it dosent have to be new,
a grand day for a roll in the heather.

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Summer is here at last,

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Summer is here at last,
and our wintery clothes we have cast

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Summer is here at last,
and our wintery clothes we have cast,
when the sun is shining,

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Summer is here at last,
and our wintery clothes we have cast,
when the sun is shining,
we are all smiling,

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summer is here at last,
and our wintery clothes we have cast,
when the sun is shinning,
were all smiling,
english summer it'll never last.

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If I had a penny for every thought,

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If I had a penny for every thought
a rich woman i would be, that's no joke

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If I had a penny for every thought
a rich woman i would be, that's no joke

that dont rhyme :S

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If I had a penny for every thought
my mind would be very distraught,

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If I had a penny for every thought
my mind would be very distraught,
would i be a millionaire

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If I had a penny for every thought
my mind would be very distraught,
would i be a millionaire
or would i be tearing out my hair

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If I had a penny for every thought
my mind would be very distraught,
would i be a millionaire
or would i be tearing out my hair,
I just wish my bank statements had a few extra noughts

(sorry not good rhyming but was said from the heart ;) )

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brilliant last line.......lol

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I knew a old lady one day...........

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I knew a old lady one day...........
who was terrified of going gray,

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I knew a old lady one day...........
who was terrified of going gray,
She went to the salon....

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I knew a old lady one day...........
who was terrified of going gray,
She went to the salon....
and asked for a gallon

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I knew a old lady one day...........
who was terrified of going gray,
She went to the salon....
and asked for a gallon
of wigs on a tray.............................ummmmm

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There was a farmer from Gisburn..............

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There was a farmer from Gisburn..............
to get there you make a right turn

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There was a farmer from Gisburn..............
to get there you make a right turn
then get lost round the corner...

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There was a farmer from Gisburn..............
to get there you make a right turn
then get lost round the corner...
when you suddenly got the pot noodle horner