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sarah 30-06-2005 23:03
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It's the fourth of July next week,
and fireworks are stacked to a peak
so light your taper
and join in our caper

grannyclaret 30-06-2005 23:52
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It's the fourth of July next week,
and fireworks are stacked to a peak
so light your taper
and join in our caper
and we,ll all have a bang not a squeak

grannyclaret 30-06-2005 23:54
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i once had a boyfriend called pete

Sara 01-07-2005 05:37
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i once had a boyfriend called pete
who likes to eat meat

sarah 01-07-2005 06:35
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i once had a boyfriend called pete
who likes to eat meat
he once ate too much

garinda 01-07-2005 10:52
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i once had a boyfriend called pete
who likes to eat meat
he once ate too much
they now call him butch

JohnW 01-07-2005 13:26
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I once had a boyfriend called Pete,
Who likes to eat lots of meat,
He once ate too much,
They now call him Butch,
He's so fat that he can't see his feet.

garinda 01-07-2005 20:50
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Newie-


The was an old man of Kentucky,

sarah 01-07-2005 21:06
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The was an old man of Kentucky
Who was regarded by all as rather plucky

Tinkerbelle 01-07-2005 21:44
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The was an old man of Kentucky
Who was regarded by all as rather plucky
He was quite fond of chicken

sarah 02-07-2005 07:23
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The was an old man of Kentucky
Who was regarded by all as rather plucky
He was quite fond of chicken
And finger lickin'

Sara 02-07-2005 14:47
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The was an old man of Kentucky
Who was regarded by all as rather plucky
He was quite fond of chicken
And finger lickin'
whilst eating he called everybody ducky

garinda 02-07-2005 22:11
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New one-


There was a young woman who screamed,

grannyclaret 04-07-2005 15:19
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There was a young woman who screamed,
coz her cheques had not been redeamed

garinda 04-07-2005 15:20
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There was a young woman who screamed,
coz her cheques had not been redeamed
so she ran to the bank

grannyclaret 04-07-2005 15:30
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There was a young woman who screamed,
coz her cheques had not been redeamed
so she ran to the bank
slapped that cashier called FRANK

slinky 04-07-2005 17:34
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There was a young woman who screamed,
coz her cheques had not been redeamed
so she ran to the bank
slapped that cashier called FRANK
Til his big rosy cheeks bloody beamed..........!!!!

apest1 04-07-2005 18:21
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There was a young woman who screamed,
coz her cheques had not been redeamed
so she ran to the bank
slapped that cashier called FRANK
Til his big rosy cheeks bloody beamed..........!!!!
with all the money it seems

Tinkerbelle 04-07-2005 18:24
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New one ............

Mondays are a drag,

Sara 04-07-2005 18:59
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Mondays are a drag,
the day i'd need a fag

garinda 04-07-2005 19:24
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Mondays are a drag,
the day i'd need a fag,
so behind the shed,

Tinkerbelle 04-07-2005 19:32
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Mondays are a drag,
the day i'd need a fag,
so behind the shed,
Rindy said,

Sara 04-07-2005 19:37
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Mondays are a drag,
the day i'd need a fag,
so behind the shed,
Rindy said,
take of your head that bag.

garinda 04-07-2005 19:39
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Mondays are a drag,
the day i'd need a fag,
so behind the shed,
Rindy said,
take of your head that bag,
'and get your lips around this'

Tinkerbelle 04-07-2005 19:42
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Quote:
Originally Posted by garinda
Mondays are a drag,
the day i'd need a fag,
so behind the shed,
Rindy said,
take of your head that bag,
'and get your lips around this'



:rofl38: What the hell happened there ............... does that make sense :w00t: :rofl38:

grannyclaret 05-07-2005 00:06
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wishful thinking ,,tinkerbelle,,,,,,,,,lol

Sara 05-07-2005 07:16
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Lets have another

One Tuesday in rainy July

slinky 05-07-2005 10:59
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One Tuesday in rainy July
there was a rather annoying blue bottle fly..........

JohnW 05-07-2005 11:22
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One Tuesday in rainy July
There was a rather annoying blue fly,
So I took out my swatter,

Sara 05-07-2005 15:33
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One Tuesday in rainy July
There was a rather annoying blue fly,
So I took out my swatter,
then i finally got her

slinky 05-07-2005 15:36
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One Tuesday in rainy July
There was a rather annoying blue fly,
So I took out my swatter,
then i finally got her
and next time I will give fly spray a try............................Dadaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

garinda 05-07-2005 17:07
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Late one sumer's night,

slinky 05-07-2005 17:10
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Late one sumer's night,
I was really rather quite light

Tinkerbelle 05-07-2005 17:10
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Late one sumer's night,
I thinkI reached a height

garinda 05-07-2005 17:16
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Late one sumer's night,
I think I reached a height
of unbridled heavenly lust,

slinky 05-07-2005 17:16
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Late one sumer's night,
I thinkI reached a height
It happened so fast......................

garinda 05-07-2005 17:17
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PMSL


mine was better mine was ART

Tinkerbelle 05-07-2005 17:20
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Late one sumer's night,
I think I reached a height
of unbridled heavenly lust,
that a quickie became a must :eek:

slinky 05-07-2005 17:21
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Late one sumer's night,
I think I reached a height
of unbridled heavenly lust,
that a quickie became a must
But it all ended with a ..... fight.

garinda 05-07-2005 17:23
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Late one sumer's night,
I think I reached a height
of unbridled heavenly lust,
that a quickie became a must :eek:
as l sprinkled them all in Rindy dust.

grannyclaret 05-07-2005 19:37
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ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh,you are awfal but i like you ....

JohnW 06-07-2005 14:17
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For the Olympics we beat out the Frogs,

harwood red 06-07-2005 14:18
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For the Olympics we beat out the Frogs
prob cos they only have holes for bogs....

garinda 06-07-2005 14:49
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For the Olympics we beat out the Frogs
prob cos they only have holes for bogs...
So slip on your lycra togs

Tinkerbelle 06-07-2005 16:21
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For the Olympics we beat out the Frogs
prob cos they only have holes for bogs...
So slip on your lycra togs
we get to hoast,
so let's make a toast,

harwood red 06-07-2005 21:04
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For the Olympics we beat out the Frogs
prob cos they only have holes for bogs...
So slip on your lycra togs
we get to hoast,
so let's make a toast,
and feed fish and chips to the french dogs!

grannyclaret 09-07-2005 20:13
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next.
.....................
we,re all crazy on this limerick thread

harwood red 09-07-2005 20:58
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we,re all crazy on this limerick thread
some have looked in, turned & quickly fled

grannyclaret 09-07-2005 21:00
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we,re all crazy on this limerick thread
some have looked in, turned & quickly fled
but us that are barmy and dont have a life

Tinkerbelle 09-07-2005 21:10
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we,re all crazy on this limerick thread
some have looked in, turned & quickly fled
but us that are barmy and dont have a life
have nothing but trouble and strife

Margaret Pilkington 09-07-2005 21:18
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Play this crazy game instead!

Margaret Pilkington 09-07-2005 21:19
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Garinda. one day in his blog.......

grannyclaret 10-07-2005 19:13
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Garinda. one day in his blog......
wished that he,d someone to snog

Sara 10-07-2005 19:51
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Garinda. one day in his blog......
wished that he,d someone to snog
so up he got

harwood red 10-07-2005 23:52
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Garinda. one day in his blog......
wished that he,d someone to snog
so up he got
and made an evil plot

Doug 10-07-2005 23:59
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Garinda. one day in his blog
wished that he,d someone to snog
so up he got
and made an evil plot
and spent all day on the Bog

Doug 11-07-2005 00:00
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Jesus, these just don't get any better,

JohnW 11-07-2005 11:11
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Jesus, these just don't get any better,
Then perhaps you should send God a letter,

Tinkerbelle 11-07-2005 17:40
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Jesus, these just don't get any better,
Then perhaps you should send God a letter,
in it you must say,

grannyclaret 11-07-2005 18:52
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Jesus, these just don't get any better,
Then perhaps you should send God a letter,
in it you must say,
today god i will pray

JohnW 11-07-2005 20:27
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Jesus, these just don't get any better,
Then perhaps you should send God a letter,
in it you must say,
today god i will pray
That the weather won't get any wetter.

grannyclaret 12-07-2005 12:58
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next,,,coz johns offline
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,
ive never known it so hot

JohnW 12-07-2005 16:02
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I've never known it so hot,
It's as hot as an Accy hotpot,

janet 12-07-2005 18:43
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I've never known it so hot,
It's as hot as an Accy hotpot
The sun always shines

JohnW 12-07-2005 18:45
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I've never known it so hot,
It's as hot as an Accy hotpot,
The sun always shines,
Grapes are ripening on vines,

Tinkerbelle 12-07-2005 20:44
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I've never known it so hot,
It's as hot as an Accy hotpot,
The sun always shines,
Grapes are ripening on vines,
so it's white wine all round for us lot.

garinda 12-07-2005 22:17
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In the distance thunder rumbles,

harwood red 12-07-2005 22:26
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In the distance thunder rumbles,
as the rain steadily tumbles,

garinda 12-07-2005 22:47
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In the distance thunder rumbles,
as the rain steadily tumbles,
so pack away your summer togs,

grannyclaret 12-07-2005 23:28
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In the distance thunder rumbles,
as the rain steadily tumbles,
so pack away your summer togs,
instead of salads we will have hot dogs

garinda 12-07-2005 23:46
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In the distance thunder rumbles,
as the rain steadily tumbles,
so pack away your summer togs,
instead of salads we will have hot dogs,
and go back to wearing shawls and clogs.

garinda 14-07-2005 11:28
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There was an old man in Kentuckett,

Tinkerbelle 14-07-2005 11:33
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There was an old man in Kentuckett,
who bouught a sheep and thought he could **** it :eek: ........... OH RINDY TRUST YOU :D lmao!!!

harwood red 14-07-2005 11:44
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There was an old man in Kentuckett,
who bouught a sheep and thought he could **** it :eek:
He shaved off it's fleece

garinda 14-07-2005 12:22
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There was an old man in Kentuckett,
who bouught a sheep and thought he could **** it :eek:
He shaved off it's fleece,
then smeared 'IT' in grease,

JohnW 14-07-2005 12:42
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There was an old man in Kentuckett,
who bouught a sheep and thought he could **** it
He shaved off it's fleece,
then smeared 'IT' in grease
And then washed IT off in a bucket......................well someone has to keep it clean.

garinda 14-07-2005 14:22
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnW
There was an old man in Kentuckett,
who bouught a sheep and thought he could **** it
He shaved off it's fleece,
then smeared 'IT' in grease
And then washed IT off in a bucket......................well someone has to keep it clean.

LOL:)

DIDN'T THINK TO RHYME THAT WITH GREASE.

peace?

grannyclaret 14-07-2005 15:00
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wow i,m glad i missed that one .................little innocent me

garinda 14-07-2005 15:52
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There was a Granny from Turf Moor,

Tinkerbelle 14-07-2005 17:15
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There was a Granny from Turf Moor,
"COME ON BURNLEY" you will hear her roar,

garinda 14-07-2005 17:39
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There was a Granny from Turf Moor,
"COME ON BURNLEY" you will hear her roar.
When the ball hits the goal,

JohnW 14-07-2005 19:57
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There was a Granny from Turf Moor,
"COME ON BURNLEY" you will hear her roar.
When the ball hits the goal,
And her team's on a roll,

grannyclaret 14-07-2005 21:56
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There was a Granny from Turf Moor,
"COME ON BURNLEY" you will hear her roar.
When the ball hits the goal,
And her team's on a roll,
maybe more than one person will score

grannyclaret 14-07-2005 21:59
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next...........

on the lottery ive just won a tenner

JohnW 15-07-2005 11:45
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On the lottery I've just won a tenner,
I hope that I've got it right, I'm a skenner,

grannyclaret 15-07-2005 14:11
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On the lottery I've just won a tenner,
I hope that I've got it right, I'm a skenner,
it wont buy a jag.

Tinkerbelle 15-07-2005 15:04
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On the lottery I've just won a tenner,
I hope that I've got it right, I'm a skenner,
it wont buy a jag,
or a Christian Dior bag,

grannyclaret 15-07-2005 19:08
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On the lottery I've just won a tenner,
I hope that I've got it right, I'm a skenner,
it wont buy a jag,
or a Christian Dior bag,
not even a coffin for scumbag jim fenner .................(BAD GIRLS)

grannyclaret 15-07-2005 19:10
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next,,
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
harry potter is now in the store

Margaret Pilkington 15-07-2005 20:27
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Harry Potter is now in the store,

Form an orderly queue by the door.....

garinda 15-07-2005 21:44
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Harry Potter is now in the store,

Form an orderly queue by the door.

Pushed by brats, kicked by kids








[l've an awful ending to this rhyme, if l post it l would commit a crime.:)]

Margaret Pilkington 16-07-2005 17:33
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Harry Potter is now in the store,
Form an orderly queue by the door
Pushed by brats, kicked by kids
A swift dig in the ribs
Will show them what an elbow is for........

Sorry.....sorry...sorry, had to finish it.

grannyclaret 16-07-2005 18:45
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,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:d :d :d ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Tinkerbelle 18-07-2005 12:03
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Today everyone on accyweb is to be happy,

Margaret Pilkington 18-07-2005 14:00
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Today everyone on Accyweb is to be Happy
All moaning posts are deemed 'crappy'

garinda 18-07-2005 14:47
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Today everyone on Accyweb is to be Happy
All moaning posts are deemed 'crappy'
so shake of the blues

JohnW 18-07-2005 16:32
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Today everyone on Accyweb is to be happy
All moaning posts are deemed 'crappy,'
So shake of the blues,
And post only good news,

Margaret Pilkington 18-07-2005 18:20
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Today everyone on accyweb is to be happy
All moaning posts are deemed 'crappy'
So shake off the blues,
Post only 'Good News'
Making Kipax a real happy chappy!

Margaret Pilkington 18-07-2005 18:22
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A smart limbo dancer Tallulah,

grannyclaret 18-07-2005 18:35
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Today everyone on Accyweb is to be happy
All moaning posts are deemed 'crappy,'
So shake of the blues,
And post only good news,
even if baby,s got the stinkiest nappy


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