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There was a farmer from Gisburn..............
to get there you make a right turn
then get lost round the corner...
when you suddenly got the pot noodle horner
and end up with a big jizz burn :D

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haaaaaaaaaaaa hahaha:rofl38: :rofl38: :rofl38:

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There was a young lad called Mick,

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There was a young lad called Mick,
some say he,s thick as a brick . :eek:

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There was a young lad called Mick,
some say he,s thick as a brick . :eek:
He has the highest IQ,

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There was a young lad called Mick,
some say he,s thick as a brick . :eek:
He has the highest IQ,
an good at making stew,

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There was a young lad called Mick,
some say he,s thick as a brick .
He has the highest IQ,
an good at making stew,
but he does have a slight little tick...............now now would I?? hehehe

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;) :d .............................................

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we all know that pigs cant fly...............

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we all know that pigs cant fly............
but some have a damm good try

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we all know that pigs cant fly............
but some have a damm good try
To say they are fat..................

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we all know that pigs cant fly............
but some have a damm good try
To say they are fat..................
and wear a green hat,

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we all know that pigs cant fly............
but some have a damm good try
To say they are fat..................
and wear a green hat,
oh,your talking about me,,my o my

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next....................
its almost the end of june

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its almost the end of june,
it will be Christmas quite soon,

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its almost the end of june,
it will be Christmas quite soon,
Santa will visit

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its almost the end of june,
it will be Christmas quite soon,
Santa will visit,
blink and you might miss it,

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its almost the end of june,
it will be Christmas quite soon,
Santa will visit,
blink and you might miss it,
and the cost will make most people swoon

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next
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if only i had loads of cash

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why is life so hard.......................

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If only I had loads of cash,
I'd take myself out on the lash,

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Is this the start of a limerick Slink or do you want an answer .......... God has got a good sense of humour were we are concerned ;) that's why!

Ok back on with the task :)

Why is life so hard.............
now, now let's not be mard,

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Why is life so hard.............
now, now let's not be mard,
there comes a time..........

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Why is life so hard.............
now, now let's not be mard,
there comes a time..........
to draw the line..........

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Why is life so hard.............
now, now let's not be mard,
there comes a time..........
to draw the line.......
and start playing the wild card...................god that was pants, next!!!!!

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Next one let me think ..................... :o Ohhh that hurt

One day we will,

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One day we will,
get naked and run round the block....................(hehe)

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One day we will,
get naked and run round the block....................(hehe)
without even a sock ..................... LMFAO!!!!!

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One day we will,
get naked and run round the block....................(hehe)
without even a sock ..................... LMFAO!!!!!
It will give the neighbours a laugh......................

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One day we will,
get naked and run round the block....................(hehe)
without even a sock ..................... LMFAO!!!!!
It will give the neighbours a laugh......................
I just hope Chris has a bath.............. :eek: eeewwww no them pictures are there again :o

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Lmfao...................

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he he he nice thoughts, nice thoughts ............. it's gone :D !

I wish it was still sunny,

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I wish it was still sunny,
Then we could cook like a bunny..................

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I wish it was still sunny,
Then we could cook like a bunny.................
maybe get drunk?.............
and grab us a hunk ................. lol

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I wish it was still sunny,
Then we could cook like a bunny.................
maybe get drunk?.............
and grab us a hunk ................. lol
yes that would be funny.

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If only I had loads of cash,
I'd take myself out on the lash,
I'd knock a few back,

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If only I had loads of cash,
I'd take myself out on the lash,
I'd knock a few back,
and end up in the sack,

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If only I had loads of cash,
I'd take myself out on the lash,
I'd knock a few back,
and end up in the sack,
With some bird who will give me a rash.

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:rofl38: I like that one John

Next one ........

Tomorrow is another day,

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Tomorrow is another day,
Could be the one we all turn gay,

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Tomorrow is another day,
Could be the one we all turn gay,
but then again,i,m sure i,m straight

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Tomorrow is another day,
Could be the one we all turn gay,
but then again,i,m sure i,m straight,
maybe because im only eight!

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Hickory, dickory, dock,

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Tomorrow is another day,
Could be the one we all turn gay,
But then again, I'm sure I'm straight,
Maybe because im only eight!
Still, people call me 'Fairy Fay!'

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Hickory, dickory, dock,
On Panther's door we'll knock,

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Hickory, dickory, dock,
On Panther's door we'll knock,
we may be lucky and get a brew..

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Hickory, dickory, dock,
On Panther's door we'll knock,
we may be lucky and get a brew
or then again, end up in a stew

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Hickory, dickory, dock,
On Panther's door we'll knock,
we may be lucky and get a brew
or then again, end up in a stew
Or have stir fry made in a wok.

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john w is not on line
so he loses out this time

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john w is not on line
so he loses out this time
when he gets back

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john w is not on line
so he loses out this time
when he gets back
He'll make up for his lack

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john w is not on line
so he loses out this time
when he gets back
He'll make up for his lack
Of attendance, by completing the rhyme.

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Granny-girl, Slinky and Tinks,

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Granny-girl, Slinky and Tinks
off they went for forty winks

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Granny-girl, Slinky and Tinks
off they went for forty winks
in the dead of the night

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Granny-girl, Slinky and Tinks
off they went for forty winks
in the dead of the night
Tinks got a big fright

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Granny-girl, Slinky and Tinks
off they went for forty winks
in the dead of the night
Tinks got a big fright
as Granny-g and Slinks

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Granny-girl, Slinky and Tinks
off they went for forty winks
in the dead of the night
Tinks got a big fright
as Granny-g and Slinks
turned on the bedroom light

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here we are on accy web,

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here we are on accy web,
when we could be holidaying in the med

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here we are on accy web,
when we could be holidaying in the meg
a cocktail in one hand

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here we are on accy web,
when we could be holidaying in the meg
a cocktail in one hand
a man in the other.......

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here we are on accy web,
when we could be holidaying in the med
a cocktail in one hand
a man in the other......
he owns a yuaht and so does his bother

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here we are on accy web,
when we could be holidaying in the med
a cocktail in one hand
a man in the other......
he owns a yacht and so does his brother
which way to turn, port or the other?

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Garinda admits that she's weird,

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Garinda admits that she's weird,
stand too close and you could get speared,







SHE????????????????????

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Garinda admits that she's weird,
stand too close and you could get speared,
she is a he,
believe me,

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Garinda admits that she's weird,
stand too close and you could get speared,
she is a he,
believe me,
for when in Dreamland he's feared,

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Garinda admits that she's weird,
stand too close and you could get speared,
she is a he,
believe me,
for when in Dreamland he's feared,
he/she might wake up with a beard ..........................eh????????

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next.....
.................................................. ...

these limmericks dont always rhyme

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but on accy web we have a good time

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These limericks don't always rhyme,
But on Accyweb we have a good time,
So we'll try not to stress,

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These limericks don't always rhyme,
But on Accyweb we have a good time,
So we'll try not to stress,
or leave a mess,

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These limericks don't always rhyme,
But on Accyweb we have a good time,
So we'll try not to stress,
or leave a mess,
wish we,d some chocs and a bottle of wine

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next
..............
there once was a sailor called jack

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Who had an impressive six pack

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There once was a sailor called Jack,
Who had an impressive six-pack,
He went out with a lass,

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There once was a sailor called Jack,
Who had an impressive six-pack,
He went out with a lass,
God, she could gas,

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There once was a sailor called Jack,
Who had an impressive six-pack,
He went out with a lass,
God, she could gas,
But she did have one hell of a 'rack'.

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Tinkerbell once said to me,

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Tinkerbell once said to me,
do you like the things you see?

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Tinkerbell once said to me,
"Do you like the things you see?"
I said, "Some of them, yes!"

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Tinkerbell once said to me,
"Do you like the things you see?"
I said, "Some of them, yes!"
But I bet you can't guess

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Tinkerbell once said to me,
"Do you like the things you see?"
I said, "Some of them, yes!
But I'll bet you can't guess,
What I'd like you to show - for a fee." (Well maybe you can, for the lads of course!)


JohnW is being rude again,

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JohnW is being rude again,
its only fun,but that is MEN

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JohnW is being rude again,
It's only fun,but that is MEN,
It's a good job women are oh so pure,

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JohnW is being rude again,
It's only fun,but that is MEN,
It's a good job women are oh so pure,
sweet and gentle and so demure

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JohnW is being rude again,
It's only fun,but that is MEN,
It's a good job women are oh so pure,
sweet and gentle and so demure,
while men have their snout in the sewer!



On that subject new one-




There was a young lass who was a corker,

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Who could ball quite a passable 'yorker'

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There was a young lass who was a corker,
Who could ball quite a passable 'yorker',
When the 'test' team was picked,

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There was a young lass who was a corker,
Who could ball quite a passable 'yorker',
When the 'test' team was picked,
She knew she'd get licked,

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There was a young lass who was a corker,
Who could ball quite a passable 'yorker',
When the 'test' team was picked,
She knew she'd get licked,
coz her googlies were not very kosha

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next...
...................
if i tell you a very big secret

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Would you go ahead and leak it?

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if i tell you a very big secret
would you go ahead and leek it
or seal your lips forever

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if i tell you a very big secret
would you go ahead and leek it
or seal your lips forever
if you did you'd feel the leather

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if i tell you a very big secret
would you go ahead and leek it
or seal your lips forever
if you did you'd feel the leather
And I wouldn't just tweak it.

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It's the fourth of July next week,

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It's the fourth of July next week,
and fireworks are stacked to a peak

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It's the fourth of July next week,
and fireworks are stacked to a peak
so light your taper