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OOOOOOOO you are awful, but I like you!

Here's the next one:-

John's head's in a bit of a spin,
Since Tinks flopped 'em out with a grin,

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John's head's in a bit of a spin,
Since Tinks flopped 'em out with a grin
she did a little jig

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John's head's in a bit of a spin,
Since Tinks flopped 'em out with a grin,
She did a little jig,
Made John grunt like a pig,

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John's head's in a bit of a spin
Since Tinks flopped 'em out with a grin
She did a little jig....
Made John grunt like a pig...
Oh, do stop that terrible din!

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hee hee like it marg.

right...

margaret's letter is in the observer

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Margaret's letter is in the Observer,
She really does have some nerve, her

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Margaret's letter is in the Observer,
She really does have some nerve, her
mr angry makes her blood boil

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Margaret's letter is in the Observer,
She really does have some nerve, her
mr angry makes her blood boil
and would love to bury him under some soil

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Margaret's letter is in the Observer,
She really does have some nerve, her
mr angry makes her blood boil
and would love to bury him under some soil
but her better nature will preserve her ..

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i would like to win some dosh

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i would like to win some dosh
then I can spend like the posh

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i would like to win some dosh
then I can spend like the posh
I'd buy myself an Audi

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i would like to win some dosh
then I can spend like the posh
I'd buy myself an Audi
Go for long hol in saudi

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I would like to win some dosh,
Then I can spend like the posh,
I'd buy myself an Audi,
Go for long hol in Saudi,
Naw, Saudi's a load of old tosh.

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if i was famous and looked all glam

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if i was famous and looked all glam

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if i was famous and looked all glam
i know that it wouldn't be a sham

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If i was famous and looked all glam,
i know that it wouldn't be a sham,
I'd buy lots of bling,

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If i was famous and looked all glam,
i know that it wouldn't be a sham,
I'd buy lots of bling,
then a song i would sing

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If i was famous and looked all glam,
i know that it wouldn't be a sham,
I'd buy lots of bling,
then a song i would sing
and become a strip o gram ......... :confused:

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If i was famous and looked all glam,
i know that it wouldn't be a sham,
I'd buy lots of bling,
then a song i would sing
and become a strip o gram ......... :confused:
my arse is so big that i would wear a wig
and no one would give a damn?

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:rofl38: :rofl38: Good finish Stag :rofl38:



Next one ...................




Stags arse is so big,

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Stags arse is so big,
whenever he gets jiggy with it

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everybody pokes sticks at it .......??????? hahaha :D

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Shall we start another one, the last one doesn't really seem to be working?????


The Chavs are taking over Accy,

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The Chavs are taking over Accy,
The clothes that they wear are sooooo tacky.

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The Chavs are taking over Accy,
The clothes that they wear are sooooo tacky,
They think they're real 'ard,

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but really there all soooo mard....

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The Chavs are taking over Accy,
The clothes that they wear are sooooo tacky,
They think they're real 'ard,
but really they're all soooo mard....
They're just pumped up on Wacky Backy.

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Up in Bash, when I were a lad,

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Up in Bash, when I were a lad,
we used to fancy the Accy girls like mad, :D

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Up in Bash, when I were a lad,
we used to fancy the Accy girls like mad,
We chased them around...............

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Up in Bash, when I were a lad,
we used to fancy the Accy girls like mad,
We chased them around...............
But they all went to ground

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Up in Bash, when I were a lad,
we used to fancy the Accy girls like mad,
We chased them around...............
But they all went to ground
That's bad, and I'm sad, just a tad!

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Accywebbers are spread o'er the globe,
So Tealeaf devised him a probe,

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Accywebbers are spread o'er the globe,
So Tealeaf devised him a probe,
To discover just how far and wide,
We Accywebbers reside,
And the diverse times we de-robe.

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this old computer is on the blink
a new one is on the cards i think

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this old computer is on the blink
a new one is on the cards i think
if I give it a kick

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This old computer is on the blink
A new one is on the cards I think
If I give it a kick.....
And it starts to tick......

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This old computer is on the blink
A new one is on the cards I think
If I give it a kick.....
And it starts to tick......
You have more chance winning weakest link....................

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i'd like to go on the weakest link
i'd show that anne how to wink

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i'd like to go on the weakest link
i'd show that anne how to wink
if i should go before the end

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i'd like to go on the weakest link
i'd show that anne how to wink
if i should go before the end
i know what to Anne i would send

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i'd like to go on the weakest link
i'd show that anne how to wink
if i should go before the end
i know what to Anne i would send
twood be a bomb and it would stink :eek:

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there was a girl who loved a lad

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There was a girl who loved a lad,
but her mum thought he was bad,

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There was a girl who loved a lad,
but her mum thought he was bad,
He loved to play away,
Rolling around in the hay,
And now hes ended up being a dad.

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There was a girl who loved a lad,
but her mum thought he was bad,
He loved to play away,
Rolling around in the hay,
And now hes ended up being a dad.
was she stupid ,,well just a tad..........

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It's Thursday tomorrow,
maybe I should borrow,

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It's Thursday tomorrow,
maybe I should borrow,
some ackers to pay baby boo

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It's Thursday tomorrow,
maybe I should borrow,
some ackers to pay baby boo
the winner ... say's who? :D

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It's Thursday tomorrow,
maybe I should borrow,
some ackers to pay baby boo
the winner ... say's who? did you say baby boo.
she causes us all kinds of sorrow
..............................................oh baby.boo i couldent think of anything nice to rhyme

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next..............
this morning i woke up happy

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This morning I woke up happy,
Feeling sharp and snappy,

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This morning I woke up happy,
Feeling sharp and snappy,
I'd eaten a crocodile butty,

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This morning I woke up happy,
Feeling sharp and snappy,
I'd eaten a crocodile butty,
and it's given me rotten gutty

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This morning I woke up happy,
Feeling sharp and snappy,
I'd eaten a crocodile butty,
and it's given me rotten gutty
now I'm going for a crappy

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harwood red has got the trots

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harwood red has got the trots
her stomach is tied up in knots

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harwood red has got the trots
her stomach is tied up in knots
maybe its smoething that she drank

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harwood red has got the trots
her stomach is tied up in knots
maybe its something that she drank
everyone said her bathroom stank

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Harwood red has got the trots,
Her stomach is tied up in knots,
Maybe its something that she drank,
Everyone said her bathroom stank,
And it's a good while since she got the 'hots.'

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ha ha,,,,have you got another john??????????

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you obviously know me well john!! :D

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What I wouldn't give for a Holland's meat pie,

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What I wouldn't give for a Holland's meat pie,
and a big potion of chips ,sigh oh sigh

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What I wouldn't give for a Holland's meat pie,
and a big potion of chips ,sigh oh sigh
It would have to be meat....

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What I wouldn't give for a Holland's meat pie,
and a big potion of chips ,sigh oh sigh
It would have to be meat....
'cause meat's hard to beat,

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What I wouldn't give for a Holland's meat pie,
and a big potion of chips ,sigh oh sigh
It would have to be meat....
'cause meat's hard to beat,
unless your in public, because that's just not reet.

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haha nice one rindy

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i'm thinking of turning to crime for some ackers

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I'm thinking of turning to crime for some ackers,
Although it could cost me a kick in the knackers,

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I'm thinking of turning to crime for some ackers,
Although it could cost me a kick in the knackers,
I'm as skint a a pez, and so is less...........

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I'm thinking of turning to crime for some ackers,
Although it could cost me a kick in the knackers,
I'm as skint a a pez, and so is Less,
The bills are unpaid it's a hell of a mess,

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I'm thinking of turning to crime for some ackers,
Although it could cost me a kick in the knackers,
I'm as skint a a pez, and so is Less,
The bills are unpaid it's a hell of a mess,
it's sending me bloody crackers!

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:lol: .........................................

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The GCSE results are now in,

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The GCSE results are now in,
some have a frown and some have a grin

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The GCSE results are now in,
some have a frown and some have a grin
Do not worry, life passes by in a hurry.....

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The GCSE results are now in,
some have a frown and some have a grin
Do not worry, life passes by in a hurry.....
in 10 years time,youl have loads of slurry ..............................(.money)

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The GCSE results are now in,
some have a frown and some have a grin
Do not worry, life passes by in a hurry.....
in 10 years time,youl have loads of slurry
But don't be like me and spend most of it on a curry.

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It appears that Slinky likes curry,

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she runs to the toilet in a hurry........

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It appears that Slinky likes curry,
she runs to the toilet in a hurry
from both ends theres action

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its an awful attraction....

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It appears that Slinky likes curry,
she runs to the toilet in a hurry
from both ends there's action
Its a awful attraction
And takes only a fraction..............

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It appears that Slinky likes curry,
she runs to the toilet in a hurry
from both ends there's action
Its a awful attractionAnd takes only a fraction...........
to make our tinkerbelle worry

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that slinks has had a curry!

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that slinks has had a curry!
with chunks of hot beef slurry.................................alright you do better:fire:

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that slinks has had a curry!
with chunks of hot beef slurry.................................alright you do better:fire:
it's caused a burning ring of fire

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that slinks has had a curry!
with chunks of hot beef slurry.................................alright you do better:fire:
it's caused a burning ring of fire
that would double for a pia

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that slinks has had a curry!
with chunks of hot beef slurry.................................alright you do better:fire:
it's caused a burning ring of fire
that would double for a pia
I bet she needs the loo in a hurry!

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next,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,lol

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There was a young lad of Springhill,

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There was a young lad of Springhill,
who went up the hill with his drill

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There was a young lad of Springhill,
Who went up the hill with his drill,
When he turned on the switch,

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There was a young lad of Springhill,
Who went up the hill with his drill,
When he turned on the switch,
He fell into a ditch

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There was a young lad of Springhill,
Who went up the hill with his drill,
When he turned on the switch,
He fell into a ditch
and from then on was rechristened.JILL :gorgeous:

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some people like me ,like a laugh

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some people like me ,like a laugh
some people like me, like to take a bath,