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tealeaf is now in disgrace,
but the thief is not red in the face
he,s a lovable rogue

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tealeaf is now in disgrace,
but the thief is not red in the face
he,s a lovable rogue
who when in the morgue

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tealeaf is now in disgrace,
but the thief is not red in the face
he,s a lovable rogue
who when in the morgue
will have his tongue firmly in cheek.





There was a young lady named Mez

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There was a young lady named Mez
who sometimes wore a Fez

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There was a young lady named Mez
who sometimes wore a Fez
the tassle did flick

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There was a young lady named Mez
who sometimes wore a Fez
the tassle did flick
and then she was sick

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There was a young lady named Mez
who sometimes wore a Fez
the tassle did flick
and then she was sick
all over her dear friend Les

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les has a comical streak

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les has a comical streak
that would make the vampire weep

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les has a comical streak
that would make the vampire weep
but when the moon,s full ,watch out

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les has a comical streak
that would make the vampire weep
but when the moon,s full ,watch out
less will be there with some clout

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les has a comical streak
that would make the vampire weep
but when the moon,s full ,watch out
less will be there with some clout
the blood you have you cannot keep

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i darent start another one ,,i will get shot ,,,,i like this thread

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willow and busman now on honeymoon

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willow and busman now on honeymoon,
wrapped up in their own little cocoon,

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willow and busman now on honeymoon,
wrapped up in their own little cocoon,
they,r happy as larry

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Willow and Busman now on honeymoon,
Wrapped up in their own little cocoon,
They're happy as Larry,
In the bedroom they'll tarry,

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Willow and Busman now on honeymoon,
Wrapped up in their own little cocoon,
They're happy as Larry,
In the bedroom they'll tarry,
Until Busman can make Willow swoon!

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I am a lad called Timmins.......

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I am a lad called Timmins.......
But the clothes that I wear are women's,

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I am a lad called Timmins.......
But the clothes that I wear are women's,
i,m dead cute in pink

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and love to wear mink.....

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I am a lad called Timmins,
But the clothes that I wear are women's,
I'm dead cute in pink,
And love to wear mink,
And my wife says I look like Jean Simmons.

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cracking end to the last one
.................................................. ..................................................
john always forgets to restart one
so we all have to say it is you john

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oops was I late

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Sorry Gran, yes I always forget, OK here you go then...........


John once took Gran out on a date,

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john once took gran out for a date
but he dumped her coz she was so late







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i started one john are we finishing that one later

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john once took gran out for a date
but he dumped her coz she was so late,
Gran said, "He's no loss"

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john once took gran out for a date
but he dumped her coz she was so late,
Gran said, "He's no loss"
cause everyone knows, i'm the boss

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john once took gran out for a date
but he dumped her coz she was so late,
Gran said, "He's no loss"
cause everyone knows, i'm the boss
and he wanted it all on a plate ..

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john always forgets to restart one
so we all have to say it is you john
so follow this line

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John always forgets to restart one,
So we all have to say it is you john,
So follow this line,
And stop being a swine,

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John always forgets to restart one,
So we all have to say it is you john,
So follow this line,
And stop being a swine,
Run a stunning fun pun and be done!

While composing an AccyWeb post,

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While composing an AccyWeb post,
I looked and thought I'd seen a ghost,

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While composing an AccyWeb post,
I looked and thought I'd seen a ghost,
He was writing a limerick,

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While composing an AccyWeb post,
I looked and thought I'd seen a ghost,
He was writing a limerick,
and just for a special trick

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While composing an AccyWeb post,
I looked and thought I'd seen a ghost,
He was writing a limerick,
and just for a special trick
Read it on TV, coast to coast.



Next one............

Considering the time we all spend,

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Considering the time we all spend,
Reading post after post without end,

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Considering the time we all spend,
Reading post after post without end,
we can still have some fun

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Considering the time we all spend,
Reading post after post without end,
we can still have some fun
it will lessen though with the sun
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Considering the time we all spend,
Reading post after post without end,
we can still have some fun
it will lessen though with the sun
As our way to the beaches we wend.


Billcat lives up near New York,

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Billcat lives up near New York,
A city where tourists all gawk, (for folks from Brooklyn, it rhymes. "New Yawk" is how they say it)

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Billcat lives up near New York,
A city where tourists all gawk,
but who gives a toss

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Billcat lives up near New York,
A city where tourists all gawk,
but who gives a toss
when your'e covered in moss

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Billcat lives up near New York,
A city where tourists all gawk,
but who gives a toss
when your'e covered in moss
from falling out of aboat ..

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tomorrow they play for the cup

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tomorrow they play for the cup
Football fans will be living it up,

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tomorrow they play for the cup
Football fans will be living it up,
if united should win

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tomorrow they play for the cup
Football fans will be living it up,
if united should win
reds will be rakeing it in

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tomorrow they play for the cup
Football fans will be living it up,
if united should win
reds will be rakeing it in
if not, theres no excuse to sup

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are you doing another tealeaf? ...go on ,go on ,go on ..(in mrs doyles best voice )

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Poor old England is going down hill,

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Poor old England is going down hill,
helping pay for Iraq, not a thrill,

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Poor old England is going down hill,
helping pay for Iraq, not a thrill,
even on saturday our song was crap

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Poor old England is going down hill,
helping pay for Iraq, not a thrill,
even on saturday our song was crap
I wish javine would have shut her trap

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Poor old England is going down hill,
helping pay for Iraq, not a thrill,
even on saturday our song was crap
I wish javine would have shut her trap
she just tried too hard to give blokes a thrill

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next............................................

this limmerick thread has got us all hooked

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this limmerick thread has got us all hooked
I was hooked from the first time that I looked............

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This limmerick thread has got us all hooked,
I was hooked from the first time that I looked,
I could get hooked on Slinky,

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This limmerick thread has got us all hooked,
I was hooked from the first time that I looked,
I could get hooked on Slinky,
god she,s ever so kinky

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This limmerick thread has got us all hooked,
I was hooked from the first time that I looked,
I could get hooked on Slinky,
god she,s ever so kinky
Sorry guys but I'm already booked...............((does that make sence oh well I was gonna rhyme kinky but the only thing I kept coming up with was.....WINKY so I'll leave that alone hehe))

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nice ending slinky ,,,,,are you doing another one.?

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Karma it gets quite annoying.....................

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Karma, it gets quite annoying,
And someone, with Granny's, is toying,

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Karma, it gets quite annoying,
And someone, with Granny's, is toying,
Leave em' alone........

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Karma, it gets quite annoying,
And someone, with Granny's, is toying,
Leave em' alone........
Or you'll find that she's grown

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Karma, it gets quite annoying,
And someone, with Granny's, is toying,
Leave em' alone........
Or you'll find that she's grown
a posse,and she,s going to rope roy in ......

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dont realy mean it roy

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next
................
janet is off to a wedding

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janet is off to a wedding
and hope's, it wont do her head in

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[QUOTE=janet]janet is off to a wedding
and hope's, it wont do her head in
it's down at the farm at Mytton,

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[QUOTE=janet]janet is off to a wedding
and hope's, it wont do her head in
it's down at the farm at Mytton,
Who knows she may find a kitten...........

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janet is off to a wedding
and hope's, it wont do her head in
it's down at the farm at Mytton,
Who knows she may find a kitten...
or a dirty big flea in the bedding

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next
.......

the cricket season is nigh

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the cricket season is nigh
And everyone is on a big high.........

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the cricket season is nigh
And everyone is on a big high......
so its out with your gear

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the cricket season is nigh
And everyone is on a big high......
so its out with your gear
and get plenty of beer

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the cricket season is nigh
And everyone is on a big high......
so its out with your gear
and get plenty of beer
to drink with a big tater pie


...............
..............
do you fancy starting one slinky

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Big Brother is nearly here............

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Big Brother is nearly here,
It's going to be boring I fear,

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Big Brother is nearly here,
It's going to be boring I fear
still its owt to amuse

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Big Brother is nearly here,
It's going to be boring I fear,
the show is a bummer,

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Big Brother is nearly here,
It's going to be boring I fear,
The show is a bummer,
It'll ruin the summer,
Thank God that it's not on all year.

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Liverpool are playin' in t' cup,

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Liverpool are playin' in t' cup,
the scousers are ready to whupp,

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Liverpool are playin' in t' cup,
the scousers are ready to whupp,
oh no milan have scored a goal

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Liverpool are playin' in t' cup,
the scousers are ready to whupp,
oh no milan have scored a goal
and liverpool is cying from their soul

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Liverpool are playin' in t' cup,
the scousers are ready to whupp,
oh no milan have scored a goal
and liverpool is cying from their soul
they,r 3 each now ,and we,r on an up

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there,s not been no corrie tonight

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there,s not been no corrie tonight
Compared to the football corrie was ****e...........( sorry)

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there,s not been no corrie tonight
Compared to the football corrie was ****e...........( sorry
when that last goal was scored
and milan was floored

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there,s not been no corrie tonight
Compared to the football corrie was ****e...........( sorry
when that last goal was scored
and milan was floored
God tonight looked bright.

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IF ever there was such a day............

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IF ever there was such a day...........
that the lottery cash came my way

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IF ever there was such a day...........
that the lottery cash came my way
If It happened to me,

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IF ever there was such a day...........
that the lottery cash came my way
If It happened to me,
I would probably pee,

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IF ever there was such a day...........
that the lottery cash came my way
If It happened to me,
I would probably pee,
My pants, as I shouted "hurray"

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Tinkerbell, Granny and I,

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Tinkerbell, Granny and I,
thought we,d see who could bake the best pie

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Tinkerbell, Granny and I,
Thought we'd see who could bake the best pie,
Tinks cooked a good one,
But Gran's was a dud one,
And mine was the best. (That's a lie)