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A spider called Dave on vacation
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A spider called Dave on vacation
stood waiting at Accrington Station |
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A spider called Dave on vacation
stood waiting at Accrington Station Along came the train |
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A spider called Dave on vacation
stood waiting at Accrington Station Along came the train to take away the Strain |
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A spider called Dave on vacation
stood waiting at Accrington Station Along came the train to take away the Strain To some other part of the nation. |
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Grego was going to Greece,
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Grego was going to Greece,
to get some sister less peace, |
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Grego was going to Greece,
to get some sisterless peace, Little sis was a pain, So he left on a plane, |
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Grego was going to Greece,
to get some sisterless peace, Little sis was a pain, So she left on a plane, In search of the mythical fleece. |
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Wow Lettie, terrific stuff. Go on, start us with another one.
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While Roy was working in Moscow,
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While Roy was working in Moscow,
something happened to his little toe |
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While Roy was working in Moscow,
something happened to his little toe He went to the doctor |
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While Roy was working in Moscow,
something happened to his little toe He went to the doctor crying ho,ho,ho |
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While Roy was working in Moscow,
something happend to his little toe He went to the doctor crying ho,ho,ho, check this little piggie out doc, Its really giving me jip, |
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I think this one got losty somewhere along the way. Shall we start another one?
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At the accyweb meet tonight
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At the accyweb meet tonight
Everyone was ready for a pint |
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At the accyweb meet tonight
Everyone was ready for a pint But something wasn't right |
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At the accyweb meet tonight
Everyone was ready for a pint But something wasn't right mez had lost her sight |
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At the accyweb meet tonight
Everyone was ready for a pint But something wasn't right mez had lost her sight This limierick's totally sh*te. |
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Some expats now live in the States,
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Some expats now live in the States,
Where they don't pay Hyndburn Rates |
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Some expats now live in the States,
Where they don't pay Hyndburn Rates But the hurricaines came |
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Some expats now live in the States,
Where they don't pay Hyndburn Rates But the hurricaines came And they sure were not tame, |
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Some expats now live in the States,
Where they don't pay Hyndburn Rates But the hurricaines came And they sure were not tame, So now they've lost all their slates |
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Hahahaha - very good T! So where's the next one then?
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The burglars were in Accy this weekend
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The burglars were in Accy this weekend
but ran when seeing it so tacky |
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The burglars were in Accy this weekend,
but ran when seeing it so tacky, desperate for some wacky baccy, |
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That one's kind of mucked up isn't it?
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Doug, I hope you don't mind, I've altered your first line to put the thing in order.
The burglars this week were in Accy, But ran off when seeing it so tacky, Desperate for some wacky backy, Or a bottle of Japanese Saki, They settled for some Chicken Teryaki. |
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That one was hard work, OK here's a start to another:
It's put lots o' rain down o'er 'ere, |
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It's put lots o' rain down o'er 'ere,
The residents are living in fear, |
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It's put lots o' rain down o'er 'ere,
The residents are living in fear, They're scared they might drown, |
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It's put lots o' rain down o'er 'ere,
The residents are living in fear, They're scared they might drown, So they're getting out of town |
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It's put lots o' rain down o'er 'ere,
The residents are living in fear, They're scared they might drown, So they're getting out of town But stopping off at the pub for a beer. |
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It's been raining in Accy, too
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It's been raining in Accy, too
So everyone was feeling blue, |
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It's been raining in Accy, too
So everyone was feeling blue, Water up to their thighs, |
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It's been raining in Accy, too
So everyone was feeling blue, Water up to their thighs, lapping at their backsides, |
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It's been raining in Accy, too
So everyone was feeling blue, Water up to their thighs, lapping at their backsides, And lots of goo, in their shoe. |
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Some 'Bashers' were making some pies,
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Some 'Bashers' were making some pies,
When one of them started to cry, |
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Some 'Bashers' were making some pies,
only to stop and stair with some surprise, |
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Some 'Bashers' were making some pies,
only to stop and stare with some surprise, When they tasted the filling, |
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Some 'Bashers' were making some pies,
only to stop and stare with some surprise, When they tasted the filling, They were very unwilling |
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Some 'Bashers' were making some pies,
only to stop and stare with some surprise, When they tasted the filling, They were very unwilling, To add more rashers and big brown eyes, |
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Some 'Bashers' were making some pies,
only to stop and stare with some surprise, When they tasted the filling, They were very unwilling, It was catfood - there was tears in their eyes |
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There was a young girl from Springhill,
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There was a young girl from Springhill,
Who refused to go on the Pill, |
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There was a young girl from Springhill,
Who refused to go on the Pill, So her boyfriend said "Listen," |
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There was a young girl from Springhill,
Who refused to go on the Pill, So her boyfriend said "Listen," we will carry on a kiss'en |
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There was a young girl from Springhill,
Who refused to go on the pill. So her boyfriend said, "Listen," "We will carry on a kissin', And ring Lettie if you start feeling ill." |
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The gypsies in Huncoat are camped,
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The gypsies in Huncoat are camped,
In conditions terribly cramped, |
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The gypsies in Huncoat are camped,
In conditions terribly cramped, We should give them more room, Somewhere on the moon, |
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The gypsies in Huncoat are camped,
In conditions terribly cramped, We should give them more room, Somewhere on the moon, And have all their trailers re-vamped. |
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On top of the coppice it's said,
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On top of the coppice it's said,
Wartime trenches once were made, |
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On top of the coppice it's said,
Wartime trenches once were made though it be cold and windy |
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On top of the coppice it's said,
Wartime trenches once were made though it be cold and windy A young fella named Wingy, Went up there with bucket and spade.. Sorry folks, best I could come up with..:D |
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Twas Wingy who dug out the trenches,
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Twas Wingy who dug out the trenches,
It kept his mind off the wenches, |
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Twas Wingy who dug out the trenches,
It kept his mind off the wenches, So the deeper he went, |
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Twas Wingy who dug out the trenches,
It kept his mind off the wenches, So the deeper he went, the more he was spent |
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Twas Wingy who dug out the trenches,
It kept his mind off the wenches, So the deeper he went, the more he was spent, Now he sleeps rough on park benches. |
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Hahaha. You're getting too good Janet & Yerself! Go on Yerself, start us off with one.
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JohnW was waiting for Frances,
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JohnW was waiting for Frances,
Awaiting her torid advances, |
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JohnW was waiting for Frances,
Awaiting her torid advances, But she'd plighted her troth |
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JohnW was waiting for Frances,
Awaiting her torid advances, But she'd plighted her troth, To Bazf and John both, |
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JohnW was waiting for Frances,
Awaiting her torid advances, But she'd plighted her troth, To Bazf and John both, who in turn sordid her chances |
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There Once was a Man called Reg
Who Went with a Girl in a Hedge Along came his wife With a big Carving Knife And cut off his meat and two veg |
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On a train leaving Accy for Preston,
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On a train leaving Accy for Preston,
The driver set off with no vest on, |
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On a train leaving Accy for Preston,
The driver set off with no vest on, The passengers were blessed By the sight of his chest |
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On a train leaving Accy for Preston,
The driver set off with no vest on, The passengers were blessed By the sight of his chest Which his double chin reached down to rest on. |
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On a coach trip to see t' Ribble Valley,
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On a coach trip to see t' Ribble Valley,
with a flask of tea and butties for my belly, |
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On a coach trip to see t' Ribble Valley,
T'driver went up wrong alley |
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On a coach trip to see t' Ribble Valley,
T'driver went up wrong alley, So where they ended up, |
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On a coach trip to see t' Ribble Valley,
T'driver went up wrong alley, So where they ended up, was in t' Stag with lots to sup |
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On a coach trip to see t' Ribble Valley,
T'driver went up wrong alley, So where they ended up, was in t' Stag with lots to sup, And there the whole day they did dally. |
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]On a coach trip to see t' Ribble Valley,
with a flask of tea and butties for my belly, I vomited on the way |
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]On a coach trip to see t' Ribble Valley,
with a flask of tea and butties for my belly, I vomited on the way For most of the day, |
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On a coach trip to see t' Ribble Valley,
with a flask of tea and butties for my belly, I vomited on the way For most of the day, so most of the coach was not very paly |
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There's a big wind blowing by the name of Ivan
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There's a big wind blowing by the name of Ivan
so better watch out cause he aint hiding |
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There's a big wind blowing by the name of Ivan
so better watch out cause he aint hiding He's out there blustering for all to see, |
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There's a big wind blowing by the name of Ivan
so better watch out cause he aint hiding He's out there blustering for all to see, He's big and he's mean, a category three, |
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There's a big wind blowing by the name of Ivan
so better watch out cause he aint hiding He's out there blustering for all to see, He's big and he's mean, a category three, You'll **** your pants as your house starts jiving |
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Hahahahah - I think you're right T. He's a category 5 now and strengthening. He looks to be coming straight up the whole state if his current track is maintained. There won't hardly be a house left between the Keys and Georgia if he does.
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Anyway John, just make sure you don't leave your washing out on the line.
Next limerick: On saturday, Stanley are off to Dagenham |
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Eee by gum Ay, them were t'days eh Tayleaf?
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Eee by gum Ay, them were t'days eh Tayleaf?
No turkey for Christmas Day - just cornbeef |
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Eee by gum Ay, them were t'days eh Tayleaf?
No turkey for Christmas Day - just cornbeef We lived in a box and we hadn't no socks, |
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On saturday, Stanley are off to Dagenham
Maybe they're going down a shaggin' um, |
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Eee by gum Ay, them were t'days eh Tayleaf?
No turkey for Christmas Day - just cornbeef We lived in a box and we hadn't no socks, No coal on t'fire, just owd rocks |
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On saturday, Stanley are off to Dagenham
Maybe they're going down a shaggin' um, We're all hoping they'll win |
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